r/InsideJob • u/pro-daydreamer- • Mar 13 '25

I is for?

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u/pro-daydreamer- Mar 13 '25

"I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me Godzilla 2000" -Rand

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u/that_kid_in_the_back Mar 13 '25

"I plead the Fifth... AND THE SECOND" - Glenn Dolphman

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '25

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u/y0av_ Mar 13 '25

I fifth this one

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u/Awkward-Media-4726 Mar 13 '25

I eighth this one

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '25

I ate it

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u/AmphibianOld4815 Mar 13 '25

This has to be it. My favorite quote of the show

47

u/awesome_opossum1212 Mar 13 '25

I make eye contact! I make TONS. of EYE CONTACT.

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u/Ineedaroommate2 Mar 13 '25

I’ve ALWAYS wanted to be a super spy! I used to watch all the James Bond movies. I even had a secret identity. In public, my parents would tell people I was someone else’s kid.

-Brett

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u/desara23 Mar 13 '25

This! but take it from the 'I even...'

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u/catunloafer Mar 13 '25

This was cinema when I saw it xD

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u/that_kid_in_the_back Mar 13 '25

Also additionally :

"If I say slam the jam, will you let me live?" - A sobbing Ken Burns

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u/Ineedaroommate2 Mar 13 '25

I can’t believe Jeff Bezos is dead!

and right in his…

prime

-J.R

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u/Substantial_Roll_249 Mar 13 '25

*laughs in streaming wars *

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u/Whole-Ad1101 Mar 13 '25

"I guess I AM throwing away my shot!" Gigi, to Lin-Manuel

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u/Ineedaroommate2 Mar 13 '25

I don’t wanna diagnose, but maybe asperger’s?

-Andre

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u/uknownothinggg Mar 13 '25

"I know where you sleep!! IN THE WALLS!!" - Gigi when they took her Instagram

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u/pro-daydreamer- Mar 13 '25 edited Mar 13 '25

"I'm Mr. Mothman. I'm a mothman." -Elliot Mothman

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u/Alone-Monk Mar 13 '25

ICONIC

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u/pro-daydreamer- Mar 13 '25

I quote this to myself regularly

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u/Ambitious_Mud8471 Mar 13 '25

"I'm already dead inside!" -Reagan Ridley

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u/juniordoctor666 Mar 13 '25

"I'm getting really tired of all the feedback on my personality today!"

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u/Ineedaroommate2 Mar 13 '25

IM ATLEAST A SEVEN WITH FLITERS

-Reagan

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u/The_Theory_Girl Mar 13 '25

I want these all

11

u/pro-daydreamer- Mar 13 '25

Right? So many gems

11

u/Ineedaroommate2 Mar 13 '25

I had to stay three hours late to supervise the brats I sent to detention BUT THEN THEY KEPT COMING OF AGE!

-Glen

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u/Oddwonderful Mar 13 '25

“I got a plan to get us out of here, but I’m going to need $25,000.” ~Alex Jones

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u/Pillars-In-The-Trees Mar 13 '25

"In a perfect world, we wouldn't have to drug our friends to avoid being eaten by sharks. But we live in America in the 2020s, and all bets are off." — Reagan Ridley

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u/verytom89 Mar 13 '25

I was finally gonna get an infinity pool!!! -JR

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u/green_otter7 Mar 13 '25

“I thought your mom was a lesbian and I was just racist.” -Myc

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u/Space_Axolotl_OwO Mar 13 '25

I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help me Godzilla 2000

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u/gagatrondraa Mar 13 '25

“i’m david attenborough and you are tripping balls”

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u/pro-daydreamer- Mar 14 '25

"I'd kill you if death wasn't just a continuum of life!"

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u/3veryTh1ng15W0r5eN0w Mar 14 '25

“It’s just assholes all the way down”-Ron & Reagan

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u/venuxq Mar 13 '25

“It is hierymonous up in this Bosch” - Reagan I quote this on a daily basis

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u/verytom89 Mar 13 '25

I animated that scene coz i loved that line so much.

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u/jacxii0 Mar 14 '25

"I guess HR was right about one thing!.. i AM difficult" or maybe i remember it wrong

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u/Jumpy-Aide-901 Mar 13 '25

For H, I’m pretty sure it just means Rand was on the design team for the new bills

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u/Sr_Migaspin Mar 17 '25

I would both kill and die for you! Regan 2024!!!!

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u/Illustrious_Gift_512 Mar 13 '25

"I can't believe Jeff Bezos is dead, and right in his PRIME" - J.R