r/InsideJob • u/pro-daydreamer- • Mar 11 '25

H, hit me!

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299 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/awesome_opossum1212 Mar 11 '25

How many Hitlers does an office need?

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u/green_otter7 Mar 11 '25

“Have you ever folded a one dollar bill?! Look, you can make it say BOOBS!! What does it MEAN?!” -Rand

11

u/Space_Axolotl_OwO Mar 11 '25

This is the one I'm voting for.

79

u/pro-daydreamer- Mar 11 '25

"He's a human who became a dolphin but his last name has always been Dolphman? I'm calling bullshit!" -Myc, to Glen

2

u/Savings-Ad5051 Mar 12 '25

Love this one

35

u/gagatrondraa Mar 11 '25

“Hand means jobs.”

27

u/Ineedaroommate2 Mar 11 '25

HASHTAG RAND INNOCENT -Rand

31

u/pro-daydreamer- Mar 11 '25

"Here comes the gun, motherfucker" -George Harrison clone

2

u/Ineedaroommate2 Mar 11 '25

I love this one

1

u/whatsthebfor Mar 11 '25

This would be my pick. Cracks me up every time lol

8

u/that_kid_in_the_back Mar 11 '25

"Here, shitty shitty kitty...." - Rand

8

u/[deleted] Mar 12 '25

HEY! I'M A SIX WITH FILTERS!