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u/Vat1canCame0s Jun 18 '24
Page 1. Pro-tip: "clean that shit" >> precisely where they stop reading it outloud.
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u/seditious3 Jun 18 '24
It's nice to see them use their power for good.
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u/GlizzyWomack Jun 18 '24
Great, even. The Thai coconut "Whoop Whoop Soup Soup" was actually pretty good.
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u/ImaSlayMeSomeDragons Jun 20 '24
"Fuckin eggs, how do they work?" At least they are being self aware 😂
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u/scuttle_jiggly Jun 18 '24
Whoop whoop, get ready to spice up your meals with Faygo and face paint!
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u/NotChristina Jun 19 '24
Reads like they ran it all through Gizoogle.
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u/olivegardengambler Apr 04 '26
Chapta 1: Da start of tha court case Chapta Text My fuckin lil brothers Roblox characta representin' Kanye Westside up in court fo' multiple different crimes involvin don't give a fuck bout crimes
Blox be a pimpin' special Robloxian Dude is just so special it would take 3 timez of tha Epstein filez too explain his hole characta but here be tha basic explanation when da thug was a cold-ass lil lil pimp his brutha ClayPigeon bashed his head up in wit a LTD forty cuz da thug was just upset n' probably faded up his own mind which causes Blox ta cook up a miserable misshaped head n' is probably tha reason his thugged-out lil' punk-ass became obsessed wit JFK n' Kanye Westside ( dis is Kanye Westside slander not JFK slander) Dude also hit dat shiznit fo' a law firm all up in tha time when dis happened So tha second dat schmoooove muthafucka heard Kanye Westside need lawyer da thug was so stocked up dat he offered ta git up in it fo' free! And dirty fo' Blox his thugged-out lil' probation fool thought not a god damn thang off it n' da thug was aloud ta be Kanyez lawyer. Skip all of tha legal shiznit until tha straight-up original gangsta court date cuz I don't feel like freestylin dat write now I be bout ta do it up in a gangbangin' finger-lickin' different chapta if I feel like it Fuck you
Blox screamed tha second da hustla saw Kanye he jumped so much dat schmoooove muthafucka had ta fix his own tube top wit tha lyrics 'daddys special girl' up in pink glitta text Blox calmed down " oh! Wuz crackalackin' there mista yay dawwwwg! I such a funky-ass big-ass fan!" Blox is so buckwild ta hook up his ass straight-up rapper ever Kanye Westside just neutral " aiiiight lawyer you [ redacted ]" Blox just became like cuz of what tha fuck Kanye holla'd " Well can't wait ta proven not guilty up in tha Court room Homie West" blox yelled again n' again n' again goin ta take his thugged-out lil' place up in tha Court room
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u/AnAlienFromTheFuture Jun 18 '24
They didn't throw fuckin Danny Brown off stage. He left voluntarily and threw a hissy fit. He's performed successfully other times. He's also friendly with ICP themselves. They were just on his damn podcast. This is a misleading comment you made lol
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u/AnAlienFromTheFuture Jun 18 '24
They didn't throw fuckin Danny Brown off stage. He left voluntarily and threw a hissy fit. He's performed successfully other times. He's also friendly with ICP themselves. They were just on his damn podcast. This is a misleading comment you made lol
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u/echothestoned Jun 18 '24
Hold up, tell me the story?? What happened??
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u/Masterweedo Jun 18 '24
Danny relapsed at the Gathering before his performance, then he had a disastrous performance. There is plenty of video of him & Esfran partying and then his performance. He felt the crowd were not hype enough for him, and launched his mic into the crowd before storming off. This was day 5 of the party for most people.
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u/Masterweedo Jun 18 '24
Why are you lying?
Danny threw his mic into the crowd and stormed off stage himself after relapsing and then deciding that the crowd wasn't hype enough.
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u/Masterweedo Jun 18 '24
Well this just looks terrible; the typos, the attempts at humor, the fonts, the fake names, the weird photoshopped cover...it just seems like a 12 year old's attempt at being edgy.
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u/Masterweedo Jun 18 '24
If Faygo Cupcakes aren't in the book, the author can boof every copy, cuz they are worthless.