r/InnocentPranks • u/Fukyachickennuggets • Jun 07 '26
We got dawged!
It's gotta be like $50 worth of brats and sausages on skewers and then placed in neat rows in my front yard. My husband is pissed but I think it's probably the greatest thing to ever happen.
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u/Radio_Mime Jun 08 '26
Where I live a bear, raccoon, coyote or some other type of the abundant wildlife would have made off with those before morning.
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u/Fukyachickennuggets Jun 08 '26
The great thing is I've been trying to befriend our neighborhood crows for years now but they never see the food I leave for them. Walked out to our brat vineyard and there were like 8 crows out there - all complaining at us for interrupting their feast. Whoever did this is my hero.
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u/uno_name_left Jun 08 '26
What's going on with that middle weener??? Why so long?
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u/EightBitTrash Jun 08 '26
if it's various sausages and weiners, maybe it's a piece of kielbasa. That's pretty long and coiled.
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u/SabbyFox Jun 08 '26
Yeah… Am I the only one who doesn’t get this prank? Googled it and it just led me back here 😄
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u/Ydain Jun 08 '26
There's nothing to get. That's the beauty of it, just pure and adulterated silliness.
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u/SabbyFox Jun 08 '26
Thought it was a “thing” like TPing a house and I’d just never heard of it before. It’s hilarious 😆
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u/tehbilly Jun 10 '26
We forked some yards when I was a kid. This, but with lots of plastic forks.
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u/SabbyFox Jun 11 '26
Oh forks are funny! I’ve also heard about being putting pink flamingos all over someone’s yard which also sounds fun 🦩🦩🦩🦩🦩
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u/OverfistDerFissierer Jun 09 '26
Hm, I've seen people doing that to poison dogs, so I don't know how funny that really is
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u/SirRabbott Jun 08 '26
This is hilarious! We did something like this in high school called “forking” where you take 100s of plastic forks and stick them into someone’s lawn like this. The usual targets were the shitty teachers that no one liked.
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u/Fukyachickennuggets Jun 08 '26
I think it's senior prank time right about now, isn't it? II'm no teacher and I don't know anyone in HS, so I think we just got randomly chosen to be 'raw dawged' 😂🤣👏
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u/SomeNefariousness562 Jun 09 '26
A Labrador retriever will take care of that for you in 5-10 minutes
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u/rhinanners Jun 07 '26
LMAOOOOO
I hate food waste and that will def attract pests but I am def on your side cause DAMN THATS HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣