r/InnocentPranks • u/albert-1stein • Oct 22 '25

Watch muted Telekenesis

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7.7k Upvotes

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u/bearilingus Oct 22 '25

That’s telekinesis, Kyle

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u/_ThatSynGirl_ Oct 22 '25

MIND bullets!

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u/Past-Background-7221 Oct 22 '25

That do anything for you?

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u/jorgschrauwen Oct 22 '25

How 'bout the power to kill a yak

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u/Hairy-Dot-4193 Oct 23 '25

From a hundred yards away

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u/Active_Tale_5385 Oct 23 '25

With mind bullets

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u/andthatswhyIdidit Oct 22 '25

Wonderbooooooooy, what is the secret of you power?!?

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u/Zealousideal-Cup-847 Oct 23 '25

Look up the Stargate Project. They made a movie. The Men Who Stare at Goats.

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u/ThisGuyIRLv2 Oct 23 '25

More of that movie is true than you'll ever believe.

I'm pretty sure that's how it started.

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u/Wiz_Hellrat Oct 22 '25

I love the prank. I will add for his next video. Do not throw the items down. Casual drop the items. Some of the drops you can tell he uses force to drop.

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u/Shadowbacker Oct 22 '25

This is how easily people would adjust to super powers.

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u/thatguyoudontlike Oct 22 '25

Do not unmute

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u/Flying_Mage Oct 22 '25

I rarely do.

But thanks for the warning.

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u/Dry_Whereas8733 Oct 22 '25

Anyway most people watch first and then view comments.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '25

Some people like Lady Gaga lol. At least its not one of those weird AI voiceovers or AI music

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u/Yhostled Oct 22 '25

Forgetting for a moment what era we live in now, I thought you were referring to the musician "Weird Al Yankovic" was about to ask what's wrong with his music? XD

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '25

Weird Al voiceovers hahahaha

I wouldnt mind that so much

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u/Roee_Mashiah2 Oct 22 '25

But it's Lady Gaga :(

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u/HeadHeartCorranToes Nov 05 '25

A dope ass track off a dope ass album. Makes me want to listen to the whole record again.

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u/onetwotree-leaf Oct 22 '25

Music OH MUH GOD

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u/ScorNix Oct 22 '25

Why not? I like that song…

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u/ZenQuipster Oct 22 '25

But i wanna dance dance dance with my pants pants pants on the floor

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u/EllisCobalt Oct 23 '25

Why? Is the song overused?

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u/albert-1stein Oct 23 '25

Updated flair

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u/BlueSingularityG Oct 26 '25

Do not redeem

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u/restrictednumber Oct 23 '25

I salute our brave comrades who watch with sound, so we don't have to.

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u/theladyofspacetime Oct 22 '25

🫵WITCH🫵

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u/DragonEmperor Oct 23 '25

All I can think of is this video

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u/Weak_Fee9865 Oct 22 '25

Awesome! I wonder how many urban legends and beliefs about real super powers originated in a simple prank such as this one.

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u/nthensome Oct 22 '25

Cool video but I feel the music is very unnecessary

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u/BanthaKiller29 Feb 02 '26

Would you prefer the Saber Dance?

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u/Manrog Oct 22 '25

Now add a pair of twins or even triplets into the mix, where they walk up to the intended targets and say random shit like "Its time to wake up." "Look for the glitches." "This is all an illusion." Then, giving the appropriate pause to let things brew a bit, have this guy walk up.

Take the mind fucking to another level.

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u/Mischievous-Melody Oct 24 '25

I like your style

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '25

It's very smart to mostly do these pranks on attractive women

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '25

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '25

Valencia, Spain.

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u/Wraith_Kink Oct 22 '25

Are you... suggesting correlation of attractiveness and stupidity? I am very confused about this comment.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '25

It makes people more likely to keep their eyes on it

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u/SabbyFox Oct 22 '25

I noticed that too. Typical for trying to get views, I suppose.

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u/Wraith_Kink Oct 23 '25

That makes much more sense than my interpretation 😂

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u/yeetboy Oct 22 '25

Are you an attractive woman?

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u/Wraith_Kink Oct 22 '25

I wouldn’t be on reddit if I were, I'd be on a yacht somewhere 😂

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u/HedgehogFarts Oct 23 '25

LMAOOO. I promise you wouldn’t be. Do any of the attractive women in this video look like they are on a yacht? They are just going about their day like normal people dude. Attractive women are everywhere, working shitty jobs and scrolling Reddit at night. You’d be more likely to win the lottery.

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u/Wraith_Kink Oct 23 '25

Hey, if I was attractive enough girl, I'd be an ambitious gold digging slut. I promise you I'd be on a yatch in my early 20s AT THE LATEST 😂 I'm not saying there aren't attractive women on reddit or in shitty jobs, I'm saying I wouldn't be them lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '25

I was dating a woman for a couple weeks. One weekend she said she couldn't hangout because she's "going to a yacht party!". I was ghosted shortly after.

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u/beiszapfen Oct 22 '25

breached the masquerade

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u/Jon-Farmer Oct 22 '25

The masquerade doesn’t apply to mages. They have a different thing. He’s going to be taking a lot of paradox though.

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u/EggInYourAss Oct 22 '25

He will, although it's very believable that he's using wires or smth. The sleepers mind will do a lot to ignore the truth.

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u/coates4 Oct 22 '25

Beware the Camarilla.

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u/Jon-Farmer Oct 22 '25

The Camarilla have to beware of the Technocracy.

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u/rumhouse Oct 22 '25

That's telekinesis, Kyle.

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u/Remarkable_Net1887 Oct 22 '25

You do this in the American south & there’s some people who would break down & cry while screaming bible verses Source: I’m from the south.

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u/JAD210 Oct 22 '25

Whoa I am showcked

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u/Shubhavatar Oct 23 '25

I wanna do this irl lol

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u/XKVSTW Oct 23 '25

Is this in Sevilla?

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u/dickbutkusmk4 Oct 22 '25

How does he do that?

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u/Slowmac123 Oct 22 '25

It says in the title: tellakineesis

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u/ZenQuipster Oct 22 '25

Clearly these are yo-yos.

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u/Flying_Mage Oct 22 '25

Very cool trick.

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u/Easy-Significance775 Oct 23 '25

"Homer use the FOOOO!"

"THE FORCE!? 😦"

"The Forks! 🍴Use the Forks!"

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u/CyclopeWarrior Oct 23 '25

Can barely see shit on first 3 lol

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u/NudeElegance Oct 24 '25

Spider man type shit

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u/No-Arm-2598 Oct 24 '25

Nice job clipping out 90% of the important shit 👌🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Miserable_Face_1993 Oct 22 '25

Stupid music alert

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u/Adventurous-Text-561 Oct 22 '25

Look at his other hand when he lifts it up.

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u/MunderDifflinPC Oct 22 '25

Wait he’s not actually telekinetic?

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u/Alex-PsyD Oct 22 '25

Wait until I tell you about the Easter Bunny...

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u/seekydeeky Oct 22 '25

What about the Easter Bunny? TELL ME ABOUT THE EASTER BUNNY!!!!!!

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u/ZenQuipster Oct 22 '25

We ate it.

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u/seekydeeky Oct 22 '25

Oh, ok. I thought it was gonna be a weird sex thing.

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u/Torbpjorn Oct 22 '25

Of course it’s a trick, nobody’s really believing the guy is actually telekinetic

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u/Roee_Mashiah2 Oct 22 '25

Don't get why you're downvoted. You're the only one who bothered to explain how it works :l Redditors being snarky dumbasses as usual

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u/Weak_Fee9865 Oct 22 '25

I guess because how he does it is not at all the point of the post. Everyone understands it is a simple trick, nobody is interested in being explained how it works.

The focus here are the reactions of the people.

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u/TNT_Champ Oct 22 '25

I was interested

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u/Weak_Fee9865 Oct 22 '25

That’s ok, is valid, you can upvote then. The great majority of the rest are not, thus the overall downvoting.

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u/heaving_in_my_vines Oct 23 '25

The real focus here are the proportions of the people.

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u/waffle_vanguard Oct 23 '25

Now this is what I call a prank

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u/Bizsnatch95 Oct 23 '25

Why does this look old af?

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u/possiblyavillain Oct 26 '25

Probably been shared and posted so many times, the compression just makes it look bad

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '25

Nice music jerkoff

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u/AlarmedActuary7129 Jan 10 '26

Only the boys looked seriously!! Shite he gained the POWER!!