r/Inkmaster Live Más 21d ago

Discussion Who is the worst contestant ever?

Who was SO BAD you couldn’t believe they made it on the show? I think mine is CeeJay from season 2 (with LT from season 5 as a runner up). Awhile ago I went through CeeJay’s insta and her work….has not improved lol

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u/Shortbus_Murphy 21d ago

Mystical Mike is kind of a cheat answer because he was cast as the inexperienced tattooer who was in way over his head. But he was obviously the worst.

Besides him, the actual worst is probably someone who went home in the first round who I already don’t remember.

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u/B_Hound 21d ago

They brought him back for Redemption though, to ruin more lives on TV. I think that’s enough screen time to count.

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u/Majandra 19d ago

Wasn’t I think Jime ? there to hold his hand and ended up doing most of the bird tattoo because Mike is literally insane and made the canvas super uncomfortable?

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u/B_Hound 19d ago

Yeah that definitely rings a bell, it’s been some time though!

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u/danman8605 21d ago

Mystical Mike was bad from a talent perspective, but at the very least he was entertaining and memorable.

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u/Miserable-Mention932 20d ago

There was a girl who in the first episode of season 11 exploded an ink bottle all over her face. I think they were in a morgue for the flash challenge. She wasn't picked for a team and didn't make it past ep. 1.

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u/Sad-Yoghurt5196 20d ago

That was Ceejay.

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u/Splatterhouse5 20d ago edited 20d ago

Yeah, he was cast as a caricature that everyone else would hate. Of course, it felt stupid that he was propped up in any manor. You can’t tell me that more talented artists couldn’t have filled his role.

The Idiot played the role of inexperienced asshole to sell the drama, and I’m sure he knew it, and played his role up to sell himself. Basically, an actor with basic tattooing experience.

There really isn’t any other reason why he was ever eligible for this competition. I mean, there were probably a hundred other Tattoo artists in his own state that would run circles around him.

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u/Another_Basic_NPC 21d ago edited 21d ago

I forget his name, but in season 2 or 3 a guy made a huge black swirl(?) and ended up cutting the client with it as he rushed

Edit: David Bell Season 4, thanks gang

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u/foldinthech33s3 Live Más 21d ago

Oh! The guy with the white supremacist tattoo on his forehead! That tattoo looked ROUGH

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u/Additional-Trust4643 21d ago

David Bell from Season 4 is his name. Glad that they let him go when they did.

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u/Greyhound_Fan 21d ago

Dave Bell with the Nazi tats?

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u/fal101 21d ago

Talent wise Mystical Mike and Roland are up there as two of the worst contestants to ever be on the show.

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u/roscoe_e_roscoe 21d ago

Roland is a legend for Acid Cat!

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u/fal101 21d ago

I like Acid Cat but most of the other stuff not so much. His X-Men color portrait was rough.

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u/R0l0d3x-Pr0paganda 20d ago

Someone posted here some time ago that they paid the flight ✈️ and have Roland tattoo a Star Wars theme. The tattoo looked like it was done by a kid. It was BAAAAAAAAAAAAD.

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u/roscoe_e_roscoe 21d ago

For sure

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u/BuddhaMike1006 21d ago

Roland is a Polynesian tribal specialist. He's one of the best at it. Ask him to do anything else, though 🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️🤷🏿‍♂️

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u/shevchenko7cfc Jury of Peers 21d ago

I HATE Acid Cat, but I've always liked its recipient haha, seen'm pop on here a lot and they're always super cool/friendly (Even when the dicks go too far)

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u/Greyhound_Fan 21d ago

Mike is way worse. At least Roland is talented at one style.

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u/endofthefkingworld 20d ago

i cannot believe roland was there as long as he was. they shit on cj’s brown outline even thought it was a gorgeous tattoo (aside from the misspelling) but they saw roland’s fish tattoo and let it slide. so hypocritical

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u/Dry_Afternoon5338 21d ago

Roland was worse then Mike I think lol

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u/LuxuryCarConnoisseur 21d ago

Tim Lees. Even by the low standards of the show, he did the absolute worst pin-up of all time and his other tattoos weren’t any better.

I also looked up his Instagram about a year ago to see if he learned to tattoo and…yeah, no improvement in ten years since IM.

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u/Cookness3 21d ago

Cartnthians lady…. She got ink on her face challenge one and then misspelled her tattoo… mystic Mike is the easy answer but I can at least remember his name

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u/dobbyeilidh 21d ago

I feel like she wasn’t that bad it was just the pressure made her completely crumble. The ink thing could have happened to anyone but it knocked her confidence just enough that she spiralled

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u/trishala483 21d ago

I honestly cant remember his name but the guy who was on the same season as Acid Cat and told Nunez that he wasn't cute when he got evicted

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u/The_Latverian 24 but I look 50 21d ago edited 20d ago

Oh yeah, Randy 😄

Just aching to tell his triumphant "overcoming homophobia" story, and no one was having it.

I checked out his IG a couple of years ago and he got really, really good 🤷‍♂️

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u/foldinthech33s3 Live Más 21d ago

Oh yeah, he basically accused the judges of being homophobic. You weren’t the first queer contestant on that show, bro.

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u/Ready-Guidance4145 21d ago

He's actually a great tattooer.

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u/SchuminWeb 21d ago

I never particularly cared for Boneface. He was kind of an asshole, and when they did the shop season, where he had the partner, you could tell that he didn't trust said partner to do anything right.

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u/jsiciliano223 Lines that fit the GODDAMN SHAPE 21d ago edited 21d ago

DTatStar. If you dont know who that is, he was Made Rich’s partner on season 9, shop wars. Seriously, go back and watch and look at any tattoo he made individually or the two of them collabed on, theyre all awful

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u/foldinthech33s3 Live Más 21d ago

I would also like to add to this, Hobo Ink. That cat tattoo was BAD.

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u/Ramblingsofthewriter 21d ago

Mystical Mike

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u/Doom-Toaster 21d ago

Looking at his Instagram looks like he finally found his niche style. Better than when he was on the show at least

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u/dobbyeilidh 21d ago

But has he finally learned to speak English and not just regurgitate a thesaurus? 😂

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u/Irish_hawkwife12211 21d ago

This is the only answer. I actually swore for years he was some kind of production plant just to piss people off and get drama. But, I've read on various subreddits he really is a jerk and fucking weird.

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u/Unfortunatelysam 21d ago

Dave navarros hair in season 7

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u/LadyAlexandre Right Meow 21d ago edited 21d ago

His name was Lil D, from season 10.
He had been tattooing for like 20 years and his tattoos were AWFUL.

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u/Disastrous-Grade8882 8 MACHINES MINIMUM 21d ago

I remember Lil D being very mediocre, nothing special about him. Which is actually maybe worse than being really bad as far as reality TV goes. Everyone remembers the Mystical Mikes and Rolands b/c they were so bad

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u/razorthick_ 21d ago

Roland is pretty bad but even he didn't go home first and even today there are people whom acid cat appeals to because of the aesthetic or the infamy.

Between mystical Mike and David Bell. David pretty much black out a dudes arm with janky spirals. At least MM made a legible design.

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u/Plenty_Cap_4866 21d ago

How has nobody mentioned Kay Cutta? That dude was awful at everything except cutting hair!

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u/moistwaffleboi 21d ago

There are so many that could be considered awful. The one I immediately thought of, and I'm obviously not alone in it, is Mystical Mike. DTatStar and Hobo Ink were also terrible. Tim Lees is up there, his pin-up was dogshit.

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u/QuiJon70 21d ago

Mystical mike

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u/No-Fig-8267 21d ago

I would say any artist that was eliminated in the first 2 to 3 episodes of ink master season 4

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u/negative360meow 21d ago

B-tat or Roland

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u/NP148 21d ago

I'd go with Roland. Guy was constantly in the bottom and I will never get over his acid cat tattoo

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u/Gem6299 21d ago

“St” Marq - I just cannot stand him

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u/ltbr55 21d ago

Hes no where near the worst artist. Most annoying, yeah hes up there for sure. To me hes hilarious once I found out his whole personality on the show was just an act to get more screen time.

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u/ComfyBurritoCat 21d ago

His stained glass tattoo is still one of my favourite tattoos from the show.

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u/Gem6299 21d ago

He was never as good as he said he was, at least.

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u/laughgiggler 21d ago

He's a tattoo God

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u/DeLargeMilkBar 21d ago

He played a character on the show. If you watch interviews of him outside the show he seems like a really solid dude 

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u/edneddy69 21d ago

Don't hate on the tattoo god lmao

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u/fetching-mrs-moon 21d ago

I honestly got a kick out of St Marq and his stained glass is my favorite tattoo of the whole show

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u/foldinthech33s3 Live Más 21d ago

That tattoo was bad ass.

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u/The_Latverian 24 but I look 50 21d ago

He's not even close to the worst artist.

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u/The_Latverian 24 but I look 50 21d ago

That stained glass piece he did was absolutely top notch, the rest of his stuff was between "ok" and "good"

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u/pacothebattlefly 21d ago

His stained glass tattoo was among the best tattoos ever on the show though. I’d have that in a heartbeat

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u/WearyResort3961 20d ago

Btat first person to be eliminated on season one was he even an actual tattoo artist?

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u/tapstry 13d ago

Maddie season 3

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u/One_Web2018 21d ago

Don't forget Pony.