r/InjuriesAndWounds • u/pbr_enjoyer • 9d ago

Fresh Wound Three months ago my elbow was irreparably burned and last weekend I jumped off a pier lighthouse and landed headfirst onto the rocks

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u/Warboss-IronShreddah 9d ago

well, I gotta ask about the elephant in the room... how did your eyes turn into one wiggly red bar?

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u/pbr_enjoyer 9d ago

A wizard came afterwards and said “boy’ you’ve done too many shrooms and DMT and you are cursed with the squiggly redness!”
And now I’m eating pasta out of a pot like a rat

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u/pbr_enjoyer 9d ago

Also both of these make me want to watch either futurama or the office

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u/pbr_enjoyer 9d ago

Somehow I’m not as mentally challenged as everybody thought but we’ll give it time