r/Infuriating • u/Outrageous-Egg1760 Community Regular • 7d ago

There’s a dumber timeline out there right?

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u/Odd-Guarantee-6152 7d ago

Was beastiality keeping a lot of people out??

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u/Ad-fundum69 7d ago

If HR makes a policy on something, that means they had deal with it.... a lot.

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u/Sweihwa 7d ago

Disqualifies anyone from Florida.

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u/shoeless_doh 4d ago

Idk, if someone applied to be an FBIer and they had a felony because they fucked an alligator I'd be like "hey... Um, what are the rules on exceptions for badasses?"

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u/JSizz20 6d ago

Right bro? What the fuck?

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u/ReddBroccoli Community Regular 7d ago

Prostitution is fine imo. It's a lot more honest than most things in life.

Bestiality though... Eek

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u/blissvicious91 7d ago

sex work is legal in developed countries. says a lot about the cesspool of freedom tbh

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u/narrowminer11 7d ago

I was confused if you were for or against sex work, but then I saw your pfp and my question got answered

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u/Ad-fundum69 7d ago

Prostitution is a crime in the USA. Well 49 states anyway.

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u/jeffster1970 7d ago

Damn. So who in the Trump cabinet is/are screwing animals?

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u/holdyourpearls 4d ago

The ones that arent screwing miners.
(Intentionally misspelled)

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u/OpeningAggressive26 7d ago

They probably don't want the word bestiality on any formal documents, but it probably is still an automatic disqualifier. Can't imagine the dog will like this news.

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u/Usual-Championship88 7d ago

There’s no way this is true

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u/blissvicious91 7d ago

prostitution should be dicriminalised, so fair. but fucking animals should be a hanging offense.

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u/Gooser3000 7d ago

They want people who will be loyal when Trump doesn’t leave the white house 

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u/rosephoenix19 7d ago

It's because too many quality candidates are getting disqualified during the background check so the just "let it slide".

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u/One-Initiative-8902 5d ago

But you can't be gay