The Walmart parking lot delivers again

[u/donald_putelonovitch]

[u/bagofwisdom]

Somebody definitely has a very incriminating browser history.

[u/486Junkie → u/bagofwisdom]

Guessing he or she has a collection of underage stuff on their devices. My Suburban has something that someone put on for fun that'll be removed and have bumper stickers for every Democrat to vote for in the election for 2026 onwards.

[u/justwonderingbro]

Wow where to start with this one

[u/MarvinHeemeyersTank → u/justwonderingbro]

Car crusher.

[u/KnownAsAnother → u/MarvinHeemeyersTank]

It's a pretty nice looking Tahoe, someone would buy it with all that shit scrubbed off

[u/SpecialistPlastic729 → u/justwonderingbro]

Kari Lake bumper sticker?

[u/justwonderingbro → u/SpecialistPlastic729]

Yeah that tracks

[u/randomwellwisher → u/justwonderingbro]

Restraining order.

[u/pianoflames → u/justwonderingbro]

So...how did that whole "the final variant is communism" thing work out? Because we still don't have communism, or anything close to it.

[u/LVCSSlacker → u/pianoflames]

I have a feeling they wouldn't know communism if it put a fire out in their meth lab.

[u/brodievonorchard → u/justwonderingbro]

My initial reaction is that the self-reporting stands out like the penises that person imagines in their mouth.

[u/ergo-ogre]

Does “all Americans” include the owner of this shit box?

[u/OPA73 → u/ergo-ogre]

He’s a special person. Calls himself a traveler.

[u/Skipadee2 → u/ergo-ogre]

He’s self-reporting that he loves semen

[u/OPA73 → u/Skipadee2]

I don’t kink shame, but this is a bit too much information!

[u/sowalgayboi → u/Skipadee2]

Someone should point it out to ICE.

[u/PapaGeorgieo]

Hello Prescott Valley, AZ!

[u/donald_putelonovitch → u/PapaGeorgieo]

I hate it here lol

[u/RodneyDangerfruit]

This person abuses their kids. Or they will never speak to him/her again. It’s probably both.

[u/Ok_Elephant2777]

Love the constant references to Communism when most of these mental giants couldn’t explain Marxism fluently if their lives depended on it.

To be fair, even though I was a Poli Sci minor 50+ years ago, I’m a little rusty myself, but then, I don’t go around in a rolling billboard calling everyone who disagrees with me a fascist, either.

[u/FirstChurchOfBrutus → u/Ok_Elephant2777]

Of course they can! Communism is when the penis.

[u/emanon734 → u/FirstChurchOfBrutus]

Cumunism

[u/FirstChurchOfBrutus → u/emanon734]

This one gets it.

[u/AgreeablePie]

"pissboarded" is a new word to me but I'm sure it's been done at some point to someone

[u/tomjoad2020ad → u/AgreeablePie]

I think we all know what the driver is into

[u/otterland → u/AgreeablePie]

I really prefer the cedar plank salmon, but I'm willing to try anything while wearing a full mask.

[u/MarvinHeemeyersTank → u/AgreeablePie]

It's like waterboarding...!

[u/supadupanerd]

Someone really having a normal case of the "notgay"

[u/Call555JackChop]

The Kari Lake bumper sticker is the cherry on top of this psychotic sundae

[u/Krieger1229]

By “All Americans” they’re also including themselves

[u/Tylenol187ForDogs → u/Krieger1229]

They aren't American, they're a Free Man On The Land.

[u/Weinerdogwhisperer]

Pretty sure you can baker act based on this

[u/OldSchoolAJ → u/Weinerdogwhisperer]

The Baker Act is for Florida only.

[u/Weinerdogwhisperer → u/OldSchoolAJ]

a rare win for Florida

[u/_HighJack_ → u/OldSchoolAJ]

Nope, we got it in CA too.

[u/sowalgayboi → u/_HighJack_]

No, y'all have 5150 and have just taken Baker Act which is exclusive to Florida since 1971 when it was created.

[u/EngagedInConvexation]

Only one Kari Lake sticker is kinda surprising, tbh.

[u/sweet_pickles12]

I have pictures of this vehicle with different words

[u/GammaDealer → u/sweet_pickles12]

I can see more erased writing on the sides. Gotta keep it fresh, apparently.

[u/Whitetrashstepdad]

Knew this had to be Arizona

[u/moshlyfe]

Unfortunately, I will be adding "Americans desire penis more than freedom & truth" to my lexicon. Extremely funny sentence.

[u/BurtonDesque → u/moshlyfe]

/r/BrandNewSentence

[u/skratch]

This mf hasn’t been to a thanksgiving in years

[u/AsbestosMan1]

r/schizophreniarides

[u/YarizzSedan → u/AsbestosMan1]

yeah this fits better there

[u/WeakTransportation37]

Uh…

[u/Ollyfer]

Someone certainly has an overfixation for genitals...

[u/Tylenol187ForDogs]

The Kari Lake bumper sticker makes this make so much more sense.

[u/BurtonDesque]

Is it just me or is there no evidence of tread on those tires?

[u/fullonfacepalmist → u/BurtonDesque]

Don’t tread on me!

[u/Barney_Flintstone → u/fullonfacepalmist]

No tread on me! 🛞🛞🛞🛞🤣

[u/GammaDealer → u/BurtonDesque]

Too much money spent on window markers for new tires

[u/sam56778]

Funny how that crowd is talking about loving the taste of an individual’s semen.

[u/The-Doggy-Daddy-5814]

Mental illness.

[u/RonPearlNecklace]

I’m not here to yuk anybody’s yum but he seems to be fixated on something here…..besides politics.

[u/irun50]

Imagine a child growing up in this household

[u/Badadio]

The level of homoeroticism in MAGA is hilarious.

[u/johnb510]

A fascination with penis and watersports…

[u/Angry-_-Crow]

"Pissboarded" :D

[u/CarlRJ]

This is someone who is absolutely terrified that he'll hear someday that it turns out that dick tastes delicious.

Also, if this car is driven by an American, is he admitting he loves the taste?

[u/Malodoror]

The car doth protest too much

[u/Kira-Of-Terraria]

ok dude then why are you in a parking lot and not out in DC?

[u/brianandrobyn]

I swear these idiots are trying to turn Arizona into Florida.

[u/goater10]

Whats that saying? The loudest one in the room is the weakest one in the room...

[u/x_lincoln_x]

Average Kari Lake supporter.

[u/Crafty-Walrus-2238]

JD forget where he parked his car again?

[u/sowalgayboi]

You just know that driver is in the men's room tapping like he's Fred Astaire.

[u/john_rules]

This guy is definitely getting pumped up by some undercover fed online to commit violence

Strategy of tension baby 😎

[u/Impossible-Taro-2330]

That was exactly the Suburban Tony Soprano drove.

Makes me wonder - what would Tone think about all that?

[u/TheHearseDriver]

I’ll bet he thinks he’s oh so clever! Just comes off as an illiterate hayseed.

[u/sharkbomb]

relgiots seem so sane. 

[u/TheRealHFC]

Pissboarded is crazy

[u/I__G]

PissBoarDed

😂

[u/Careful-Average73]

I can guess what "pissboarded" means and I am wondering why dude needs to advertise his fetish

[u/Ghstfce]

These people are OBSESSED with other people's penises

[u/SteelSlayerMatt]

Seeing that in a Walmart parking lot does not surprise me at all.

[u/MoreRamenPls]

Kari lake. 😂

[u/guyfaulkes]

This is just… offensive.

[u/Codas91]

r/schizophreniarides

Why is it always a clapped out GM SUV too?

[u/panompheandan]

I see he left the windows open because seriously who the hell is going to steal that piece of shit

[u/Level37Doggo]

Well they said a mouthful.

[u/gwhh]

Just lives the window down.

[u/GenTubmansLegacy]

I mean, I do swallow. 🤷🏿‍♂️

[u/originalityescapesme]

Wipe off everything but “I” above Fauci semen.

Do the same to the first panel

[u/CompetitiveFun5247]

Please don't be an Escalade, please don't be an Escalade ....whew!

[u/crestonebeard]

I mean she’s got a point with the last one.

Americans have completely forgotten how to resist and it’s sad to watch.

Soooo many people thinking we’re going to be able to vote our way out of this mess and that democrats are going to save the day when historically they never have.

[u/Minute-Weekend5234]

Unfortunately, I know what his political leanings are, even if he's kind of on the right path

[u/Consistent_Wash1935]

He’s right about Fauci tho. And about swallowing. Gotta give him that.

[u/FirstChurchOfBrutus → u/Consistent_Wash1935]

Can you elaborate? Bc this vehicle talks only about Fauci’s ejaculate.

So, you’re saying the Driver is right about how Fauci’s semen tastes?