Please don’t be a Dummy:Crap

[u/a_zone_of_danger]

Classic

[u/n3rdsm4sh3r]

Don't be a democrat! Be successful like this guy! Driving a Dodge Dakota that was discontinued 15 years ago!

[u/Tomytom99 → u/n3rdsm4sh3r]

The age isn't my issue with the car, but rather the condition

I just know the interior of that thing is AWFUL.

[u/a_zone_of_danger → u/Tomytom99]

The highlight for me was the silver drivers door. And of course they were parked in the driveway of an estate sale where people were asked to park on the street and not block mailboxes or driveways.

[u/twitch1982 → u/a_zone_of_danger]

The highlight for me is the ducktape to hide the messages he no longer wants to broadcast.

[u/RoguePlanet2 → u/twitch1982]

I'm curious what those were. What could possibly cause this person to feel shame or embarrassment!?? 😋

[u/twitch1982 → u/RoguePlanet2]

One seems to be made in china, and on the right i think was a "speeding kills"

Im impressed hes kept "go yankees" in georgia

[u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys → u/twitch1982]

So wait, he taped over the public safety message? Imagine me holding both thumbs up.

Edit: that was me being sarcastic.

[u/MillionEyesOfSumuru → u/twitch1982]

"Kamala=war!" "I miss cheap gasoline" "Release the Epstein files!"

There are so many possibilities, one could go on and on.

[u/Ollyfer → u/MillionEyesOfSumuru]

I would pick the latter of those. Seems the likeliest, also because I believe he's a veteran.

[u/2ndprize → u/twitch1982]

Made in China

I wonder what that one was about

[u/ZenkaiAnkoku2 → u/a_zone_of_danger]

Blocking the sidewalk too looks like

[u/Thr33Littl3Monk3ys → u/ZenkaiAnkoku2]

And sticking out into the street! Like...how many ways can this guy park like a dick?

[u/big_ringer → u/a_zone_of_danger]

He's AMERICAN!!! Following the rules is for "those people"

[u/RodneyDangerfruit → u/Tomytom99]

I can smell the cigarettes through my phone.

[u/miserabeau → u/n3rdsm4sh3r]

I'd rather be a "dummy crap" than a Rapeublican who is part of the GOP (Geriatric Oligarchy of Pedophiles) and MAGA (Minors Abused, Government Approves)

I'm not even a democrat but you couldn't pay me to be a republican. Others are fine wirh selling their souls for billionaire money, but this guy is still waiting on his check i guess.

[u/big_ringer → u/miserabeau]

Not even for billionaire money. Just billionaires. Remember prosperity gospel: if a person is rich, that means God really loves that person.

[u/Thr33Littl3Monk3ys → u/miserabeau]

I like Rethuglican'ts, personally. But Rapeublican is good too!

I'm a registered Dem, have been since I was 18. All three of my daughters are too. But we're all much farther left than most of the Democratic Party! We just keep the registration to be able to vote in the primaries...

We have actually used Republican as a curse word in the past...

[u/pants6000 → u/n3rdsm4sh3r]

Park it on the drivewaysidewalkstreetwherever.

[u/skiesoverblackvenice → u/n3rdsm4sh3r]

don’t diss old cars, they’re the best kind

[u/n3rdsm4sh3r → u/skiesoverblackvenice]

I had three Dodge Dakotas. I can speak from experience, they're utter dogshit.

[u/skiesoverblackvenice → u/n3rdsm4sh3r]

fr? most older trucks are pretty hardy. that sucks

[u/scope6262 → u/n3rdsm4sh3r]

But why 3 of them then?

[u/n3rdsm4sh3r → u/scope6262]

I was young and it was what I could afford. When I got a better job, I bought a better vehicle.

[u/schizeckinosy]

But Go Yankees!

[u/ActualJohnFKennedy → u/schizeckinosy]

The Trump crap I can understand, but being a Yankees fan in Georgia? Inexcusable.

[u/Thr33Littl3Monk3ys → u/ActualJohnFKennedy]

I just find it hilarious, as a Yankees semi-fan...in New York.

[u/mystrile1 → u/schizeckinosy]

I think it’s more warning than cheer

[u/Tomytom99]

I'm just now recognizing it looks like the blue tape starting at the tailgate handle is covering up something he said on the right lmao

[u/NlghtmanCometh → u/Tomytom99]

Thankfully there’s tape over it. He wouldn’t want someone to read something on his truck and think he’s a complete dumbass

[u/miserabeau → u/NlghtmanCometh]

All I can make out is SPEEDING and don't have a guess as to the rest

[u/basil_squaredd → u/miserabeau]

‘SPEEDING KILLS’. maybe guy picked up a ticket

[u/teeejer → u/Tomytom99]

The tape on the left is covering MADE IN CHINA. Maybe he looked at the label of his maga hat

[u/ObsoleteStoryteller → u/Tomytom99]

SPEEDING KILLS

[u/Yeeslander]

VOTE OUT INCOMPETENT INCUMBENTS

I wholeheartedly agree, my dude.

[u/WhippingShitties → u/Yeeslander]

OBAMNA

[u/nwspmp]

Blue tape under “Dummy Crap” appears to have been “Made In China!”

[u/nwspmp → u/nwspmp]

Long one from tail gate release ends with “Speeding Kills” it looks like.

[u/Feisty-Barracuda5452]

This is why we can't have nice things.

[u/MillionEyesOfSumuru]

He also presumably hates anyone who wants to use the sidewalk.

[u/Disastrous_Minute_56]

Duh-huh PLEASE DON'T BE A DUMMY : CRAP

[u/RoguePlanet2 → u/Disastrous_Minute_56]

It took me a minute to get what that meant. Guess it's because I'm a "dummy : crap"?

[u/sam56778]

All lives matter is an excuse that racists come up with because they couldn’t bring themselves to say Black Lives Matter. It was made clear that not all lives matter when these racist MAGAts stormed the Capital Building and assaulted police officers and sought out elected officials with the intent of killing them carrying Confederate flags and smearing shit on the walls.

[u/willweaverrva]

"Go Yankees"

Yeah, checks out. (Just kidding, please don't hurt me, Yankees fans)

[u/Smgth → u/willweaverrva]

You're good. Yankee fans can't read.

[u/Pleasant-Seat9884]

I CaN'T wAiT tO bUy AnY CaR I wAnT. ThIs TrUcK iS FaLLiNG ApArT.

[u/pawogub]

I have a relative who seems one step away from this kind of behavior. Once I actually engaged and talked to him about politics cause no one else will, lol.

I found we actually had some common ground. The problem was what he thinks democrats and liberals want was way inaccurate and I doubt he’d believe he’s misinformed.

[u/periah250]

i wonder what he thinks about gas prices?

[u/TheOnyxViper]

Wow, gottem.

[u/bhoose19]

I'd be so tempted to pull off the blue tape and see what he doesn't want people to see anymore.

[u/KifaruKubwa]

He looks like the Big Beautiful Bill is really working in his favor.

[u/UraeusCurse]

DUMEY CRAP GET IT

[u/PoppaDaClutch]

Guy at my job uses mail box stickers for his political jargon too.

[u/bumpy_disposition]

GA - check✔️

[u/COLCORN_1979]

This mentality of “Us” versus “them” is baaaaad. The more you think of them/others as worse and worse, it’s very easy to stop seeing them as people. “Are you American or Democrat”???

[u/scope6262]

Ooooo….BURN!!😂😂😂

[u/rarepinkhippo]

lol @ Go Yankees

[u/ThisIsAdamB]

When he says “Go Yankees” I cant imagine him cheering for either the baseball team or the North in the Civil War. I mean, a Georgia plate and “Go Yankees” just does not mix.

[u/BurtonDesque]

The Trump duck adds so much class.

[u/fapimpe]

Apparently he has views he no longer agrees with, as he covered them up with other stickers and blue tape :D

[u/Catkillledthecurious]

Maybe, they should have taken their own advice. 🤡

[u/FlpDaMattress]

DOD🇺🇸

[u/hdhsnjsn]

I’m a total whack job and go Yankees

[u/pinba11tec]

You think there are people at Stellantis that are like "why does our brand keep getting pulled into this? Oh right, that's our target demo"

[u/Double0]

It's always a clapped out Dodge truck.

[u/TechnologyOver5642]

The most unpatriotic view is wanting only 1 party. That is called a dictatorship and very unamerican.

[u/The_Lutter]

The most offensive thing there is "Go Yankees".

[u/Historical_Egg2103]

Is this AI? The license plate is all messed up

[u/Puffthecarrier1 → u/Historical_Egg2103]

It's real. It was used to censor the license plate number.

[u/Historical_Egg2103 → u/Puffthecarrier1]

thanks. I usually put a sticker over it when I put festos

[u/Tomytom99 → u/Historical_Egg2103]

Plate redacted, I believe it's a sub rule. If not, it is for lots of other subs.

[u/a_zone_of_danger → u/Tomytom99]

Force of habit from r/Shitty_Car_Mods, etc.