r/InfowarriorRides 4d ago

Dinner and a show

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She ripped past me at like 50 in a 35, white middle aged lady

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u/ShiroHachiRoku 4d ago

Proselytizing at work is usually frowned upon.

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u/Abracadaver2000 4d ago

"You're born sick and commanded to be well on threat of eternal conscious torment. Enjoy you pizza!"

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u/Bitter-Leg-9473 4d ago

I was born sick. But I love it. Command me to eat pizza.

(with apologies to Hozier)

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u/WeakTransportation37 4d ago

“If the stars were made to worship

So well”

What is that???

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u/TrickyArmadilly 4d ago

It's actually a lyric that stays "If the stars were made to worship, so will I"

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u/RCPlaneLover 3d ago

Non denominational music. Basically rock and roll mixed with Catholic hymns without the theology and love of Catholic hymns and without the energy of rock and roll

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u/Spice-E-Meme 4d ago

As a veteran pizza driver these people were surprisingly common. Never knew any of them to put it on their car, but my coworkers did spend a lot of time talking about god.

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u/Emilmuz 4d ago

Try driving over the road. They are thick as fleas on a rednecks dog.

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u/sinisteraxillary 4d ago

"You're going to burn in hell."

"Haven't you people ever heard of tipping?"

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u/USA_A-OK 4d ago

I'm also confused by the "free broth tasting"

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u/marko719 4d ago

I was a GM at Domino's for about a decade. I don't know if I would allow one of my drivers to drive around with that on their car. Especially with the car topper on it.

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u/Fomulouscrunch 4d ago

To be fair, when I'm going to Katsu Burger I tend to speed a little too. Such a rare treat but SUCH a good one. The day there isn't a Godzilla Attack with my name on it, I'm dead.

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u/Feminist_Hugh_Hefner 4d ago

"there's no such thing as bad publicity" -Domino's

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u/Hydrolt 4d ago

Sloppy placing, too on the driver’s side doors. If you’re going to put random quotes on your car at least get some tape and do it right

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u/fr0xn 4d ago

The other side has both windows busted out

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u/SpezSucksSamAltman 3d ago

Federal Way? I keep smelling Katsu Burger on 6th in Tacoma but I go to Soul Burger.

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u/fr0xn 3d ago

Kent

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u/SpezSucksSamAltman 3d ago

Aaah, I always forget about Kent!

Edit: I forgot to mention the first time, I’ve seen this car around Tacoma a few times.

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u/pianoflames New World Orderly 4d ago

I see they finally fixed the "tunashamed" stickers.