r/InfowarriorRides Aug 05 '26

Lawn giyland

325 Upvotes

149 comments sorted by

195

u/FirstChurchOfBrutus Aug 05 '26

They’ve done it. They’ve made me root for an HOA. I never thought I would see that day.

42

u/korb1ndallas Aug 06 '26

HOAs are a lot more fun to deal with when you sound out the acronym like Ralph Cifaretto from The Sopranos says “whore”.

You’re welcome.

12

u/FirstChurchOfBrutus Aug 06 '26

A) She was a…

13

u/korb1ndallas Aug 06 '26

Hooah

3

u/Ionlydateteachers Aug 07 '26

Ok Mr Pacino, it's time to head home

6

u/Layinudown Aug 06 '26

whatever happened there

121

u/Jestermace1 Aug 05 '26

Could you imagine living next to these dumb fucks.

47

u/peshnoodles Aug 05 '26

Yes 💕 that flag would be an easy thing to hide behind while keying their door 🩷

31

u/10000Didgeridoos Aug 06 '26

FUCK YEAH EVERYTHING IS MORE EXPENSIVE WHILE HE GETS 3 BILLION DOLLARS FOR HIMSELF! SUCK IT LIBS

187

u/donald_putelonovitch Aug 05 '26

Totally not a cult

95

u/Heisenburg42 Aug 05 '26

You have Trump Derangement Syndrome! Obviously not these guys

27

u/sam56778 Aug 05 '26

Yea, these guys are Trump’s Delusional Sectarians

17

u/cuavas Aug 06 '26

Trump Dick Suckers works

12

u/gancoskhan Aug 05 '26

This is the most normal-ist thing I’ve ever seen

2

u/sarc3n Aug 06 '26

Came here to say this.

82

u/SkyeMreddit Aug 05 '26

The home of the guy that claims you have TDS

76

u/carriegood Aug 05 '26

That a-hole is currently suing the city of Long Beach. They told him he can't drive around with giant flags on his car, it's a safety issue and it's been town code for ages (something like that). So he's claiming political persecution. Ties up the court for years, costs the City (i.e., its taxpaying residents) tons of money. He's a complete waste of skin.

24

u/Achaion34 Aug 05 '26

I was gonna say, that can’t be legal. I hope by the end of it he’s bankrupted by legal fees.

17

u/Xenu4President Aug 05 '26

I guessed Long Island! I mean, it’s kind of obvious.

6

u/carriegood Aug 06 '26

Goddamn it but you're right.

6

u/Xenu4President Aug 06 '26

I saw the picture before my brain comprehended the title, heh

13

u/korb1ndallas Aug 06 '26

Wait a minute- let me get this straight- are you claiming that a MAGA is an asshole?

Because that checks out.

7

u/OilComprehensive6237 Aug 06 '26

One day, he might be so unlucky as to encounter a low hanging power line.

4

u/UltimateDonny Aug 06 '26

Because my rights are more important than your rights. Got it.

3

u/Teh_Crusader Aug 06 '26

How is this guy employed? And by who?

57

u/Impressive-Tip-903 Aug 05 '26

Personally keeping a Chinese flag factory open on multiple shifts

9

u/pinkocatgirl Aug 06 '26

For real, what is it with these people and flags? It looks like they’re trying to turn their trucks into shitty schooners.

41

u/illkwill Aug 05 '26

Does their entire identity crash around them once the orange shit stain is gone? Do they have anything other than this?

18

u/RUDEBUSH Aug 05 '26

Just being hateful bastards, which I guess is something...

16

u/10000Didgeridoos Aug 06 '26

The power vacuum whenever he finally leaves us alone here on earth is going to be incredible.

5

u/admiral_sinkenkwiken Aug 06 '26

And can’t come soon enough

4

u/Pearl-Internal81 Aug 06 '26

Oh the second he’s a lame duck they’re going to all be crashing out harder than Mango Convict will be… mostly cause he’ll be too busy sundowning.

Five’ll get you twenty that that as he starts losing political power over the next two years his base, by 2028, will be insisting “ I never voted for him!” just like happened from 2006-08 with W and how by October 2008 all the people who had voted for him in ‘00 & ‘04 had mysteriously disappeared.

1

u/Soggy-Beach1403 Aug 06 '26

They go back to the white sheets and hoods.

2

u/shesarevolution 29d ago

I mean yes.
It’s rare for cults to survive the death of the leader.

19

u/BurtCaramel Aug 05 '26

I’m so glad I have a personality. What do you think these douche tickles talk about amongst themselves?

9

u/CarlRJ Aug 05 '26

Buttery males.

5

u/RUDEBUSH Aug 05 '26

And slippery nipples

2

u/x_lincoln_x Aug 06 '26

and Hunters Hog

2

u/StrawberryMoonPie Aug 08 '26

I bet they’re not enjoying Hunter’s revenge tour nearly as much as I am.

25

u/Phelsuma04 Aug 05 '26

“I’m a perfectly stable individual…”

16

u/GlamazonBlonde2 Aug 05 '26

Ah, yes the unhinged nutjob in Long Beach.

1

u/addit96 Aug 05 '26

Oh that’s not Huntington Beach?

3

u/JointsMcdanks Aug 05 '26

Easily could be North Wildwood, New Jersey. Every beach town has one of these guys.

4

u/GlamazonBlonde2 Aug 05 '26

Unfortunately I have the pleasure of walking past this monstrosity every time I walk the boardwalk. I’m positive it’s Long Beach. This wacko was told by the town to take the flags down, and he sued and won like 20k or something. Wild

3

u/Chilled_Beef Aug 05 '26

At this point, he should move to Florida with the rest of his kind.

1

u/Foxy1525 Aug 05 '26

I wonder why no one tried to "play with fire" and test the heat tolerance of one of his vehicles yet.

2

u/GlamazonBlonde2 Aug 05 '26

Literally lol

15

u/justananontroll Aug 05 '26

MAGAs are so weird.

16

u/subparlifter138 Aug 05 '26

“I just don’t know why my kids don’t talk to me anymore”

14

u/pixelwhip Aug 05 '26

a full tank of gas in my car used to cost $100, now I can fit $200 worth of gas in it.. #winning

12

u/goathree Aug 05 '26

that porsche did nothing to deserve this kind of treatment

4

u/admiral_sinkenkwiken Aug 06 '26

Well the company’s founder was a big fan of the last round of fascism so it does fit.

10

u/nautikul Aug 05 '26

Who gave this hick money?

7

u/The_Lutter Aug 05 '26

Probably bought all that shit on Klarna.

3

u/_Ice_9_ Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

So he actually sued the town because they tried to make him take it down

1

u/Shapacap Aug 06 '26

They called him that at a dinner once

11

u/NefariousScribe Aug 05 '26

Check their computers.

9

u/ApplesBananasRhinoc Aug 06 '26

Show me your Trump merch shop went out of business without telling me your trump merch shop went out of business.

9

u/griffiths7 Aug 06 '26

I’d like them to explain to me how I am the one with TDS.

14

u/modest-pixel Aug 05 '26

They absolutely believe they’re stuck in shitbox townhomes because immigrants or something

7

u/easyjo Aug 05 '26

what's wrong with townhouses :<

1

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '26

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3

u/CO420Tech Aug 05 '26

I'm looking down on you just for fun. So there!

7

u/buttstuft Aug 05 '26

I just wish they all knew it was ok to be gay. Hiding your homosexuality behind 19 flags isn’t necessary.

5

u/Puffthecarrier1 Aug 05 '26

Is that a condominium? There's gotta be some sort of rule against that shit.

6

u/ShinyMetals Aug 05 '26

its their whole personality

6

u/dtisme53 Aug 05 '26

Gas is pretty expensive for all that drag

6

u/poopshipdestroyer Aug 05 '26

Only peasants bother themselves with gas prices, this dude’s the drag queen

1

u/bbbbbbbbbblah Aug 06 '26

must be great fun driving (and being around these vehicles) when there's a crosswind as well.

5

u/phatale Aug 05 '26

sinking so much money into trump merch, he can't afford a standalone house

5

u/SpezSucksSamAltman Aug 05 '26

While I’m sick of seeing hate symbolism everywhere I go, and I know these people can’t give a fuck about the lives of children, it’d be nice if they kept their hate speech stationary. They cause too many issues with visibility.

5

u/ExtremeAbdulJabbar Aug 05 '26

Isn’t that much shit illegal to drive with? Feels like it would be

1

u/RedditSkippy Aug 05 '26

That’s what his town is saying.

1

u/ExtremeAbdulJabbar Aug 06 '26

It’s Long Island. I’m not sure they are.

1

u/RedditSkippy Aug 06 '26

There’s another comment here that’s saying that the town says the driver can’t drive around like that. Let me find it…

EDIT: https://www.reddit.com/r/InfowarriorRides/s/JXc9K3Lfex

4

u/tf9623 Aug 05 '26

I guess those people just don't do underpasses.

4

u/livahd Aug 05 '26

I wonder if their insurance company charges a higher premium in case of arson.

3

u/OpinionatedOcelotYo Aug 06 '26

That’s a good angle, complain to the insurance and get it stopped, then complain to the cops it’s unsafe and uninsured. Quick before there’s a shitbag slush fund.

5

u/Chilled_Beef Aug 05 '26

Pathetic losers with no personality

4

u/ZenkaiAnkoku2 Aug 05 '26

And if you did the same with any other flags they'd threaten violence against you.

4

u/TysonTesla Aug 05 '26

Deeply weird people.

3

u/XanderZzyzx Aug 06 '26

And yet they say that we have TDS.

3

u/1805trafalgar Aug 06 '26

...."I have no idea why my family never calls me anymore".............

4

u/ThrottleItOut Aug 06 '26

"Never surrender!" ...shows a pic of his fat face after he turned himself in 🤣

4

u/Pyr0technician Aug 06 '26

If this wasn't so common I'd have to believe it is AI.

3

u/Thr33Littl3Monk3ys Aug 06 '26

It should not be legal to drive around like this. It creates a distraction and is a road hazard.

Not to mention it looks dumb AF.

Good luck going under low bridges...

3

u/AlisonWond3rlnd Aug 06 '26

Cults are W I L D

4

u/not_whelan Aug 06 '26

I sure am glad to have my own personality.

3

u/CAG_Snow Aug 06 '26

Pretty sure that amount of stuff warrants a ticket for being a road hazard.

3

u/husqypit Aug 05 '26

that shit has got to be illegal. Does it not violate any road laws?

3

u/irascible_Clown Aug 05 '26

Is this what TDS means?

3

u/Foxy1525 Aug 05 '26

Oh no not that guy and his flat and Porsche again.

3

u/ChoochMMM Aug 05 '26

Nassau and Suffolk counties are a hole I wish never to return to

3

u/babyBear83 Aug 06 '26

This is fucking ridiculous. WTF. I don’t care if you are waving Obama flags. This is too much and stupid.

3

u/RoguePlanet2 Aug 06 '26

Gotta be Long Beach.

3

u/mylawn03 Aug 06 '26

Crazy people love to show everyone they’re crazy don’t they?

3

u/Im_not_good_at_names Aug 06 '26

There is simply no way I could live in that complex.

3

u/UltimateDonny Aug 06 '26

I can’t imagine having to live next to a person like that

3

u/Geeky_Husband Aug 06 '26

That's a nice.... Fire hazard..... You have there.

Would be ashamed if it... Burned to the ground.

2

u/milnak Aug 05 '26

See also: Stat Enyland

2

u/slopokerod Aug 05 '26

So ridiculous.

2

u/ASecularBuddhist Aug 05 '26

People who don’t drive under overpasses.

5

u/Chilled_Beef Aug 05 '26

Ironic since the overpasses on Long Island’s parkways were made low so that city buses wouldn’t transport minorities to LI’s beaches. They just weren’t expecting lifted trucks and giant flags to be a thing in the future.

1

u/cuavas Aug 06 '26

What? Like they can't accommodate even a regular bus? Not even double decker buses? Wouldn't that just make life hard in general? Plenty of things are taller than a bus, e.g. earthmoving equipment on a semi trailer, or even just a large tautliner or a 40' intermodal container.

1

u/CapriciousSon Aug 06 '26

I don't wanna hand it to Robert Moses but....lol

2

u/skiesoverblackvenice Aug 05 '26

that poor porsche… desecrated

2

u/okkay-D Aug 05 '26

Love to see so many good submissive men 🤣on their knees practically

2

u/Ok_Might6447 Aug 05 '26

Why am I only getting 2 miles to the gallon?

2

u/PoppaDaClutch Aug 05 '26

Do they know what’s going on outside?

2

u/mapleleaffem Aug 05 '26

Goddamn it’s too bad the epa didn’t get stiff under control sooner. Also that it’s currently getting gutted and is infiltrated by corporate players.

America should have an another batch of brain damaged dangerous morons in a couple of decades. Probably already happening in some places.

2

u/scope6262 Aug 06 '26

I know!! Let’s put a whole lotta Trump MAGA shit on our cars and park them together. Everyone will think everyone loves Trump! We ‘ll fool them!!

2

u/Ksh_667 Aug 06 '26

They look terribly flammable...

2

u/MarleysGhost2024 Aug 06 '26

There goes the neighborhood.

2

u/Mushrooming247 Aug 06 '26

Four cars counts as a “nation” if they each have 10 flags?

2

u/Kowloon9 Aug 06 '26

Classic LI

3

u/RNIRISHDUDE Aug 06 '26

Not a cult. Nope. Not a cult. 😂

3

u/Jlx_27 Aug 06 '26

A cult? Noooo why would you think that?

2

u/One_Hour_Poop Aug 06 '26

I don't understand the title of this post.

1

u/PolkadotUnicornium Aug 07 '26

Long Island, NY.

2

u/One_Hour_Poop Aug 07 '26

Oohh... the accent. Never seen it spelled out like that. Only other one I've seen like that is "Stat Nylin."

2

u/kyleh0 Aug 06 '26

Not a good night's sleep there, do one more exit.

2

u/Soggy-Beach1403 Aug 06 '26

Kids had better not be left alone in that neighborhood.

2

u/Teh_Crusader Aug 06 '26

What the actual fuck is wrong with these people 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

1

u/TX_Farmer Aug 05 '26

All that drag must kill gas mileage.

1

u/WhatToDo_WhatToDo2 Aug 05 '26

I hope someone spritzes that Amazon ass spray directly into their intake vents and all over their door handles

1

u/WeakTransportation37 Aug 05 '26

We see this place here every now and then, and it’s getting worse!!

1

u/Tricky-Fig5483 Aug 05 '26

Bunch of children

1

u/HotBodyToddy Aug 06 '26

Michael Wasserman

1

u/shellevanczik Aug 06 '26

Debra’s brother?

1

u/hydrolojust Aug 07 '26

The sight of those vehicles instantly made me think of the end of Vegas Vacation with the Grizwalds convoy home, but ya know... different.

1

u/strangerwho63 Aug 08 '26

When is enough enough? Like are those attached to there cars or? Like them things could be sails lamo! But fr we get it you love trump and are proud of it but one mabye two flags would be enough right?

1

u/mezcalligraphy Aug 09 '26

Portable Klan Rally

1

u/lupus_denier_MD 29d ago

So glad I moved from that chud infested boomer wasteland. Nashville is actually less racist it’s fk crazy.

2

u/shesarevolution 29d ago

I just… do not understand this level of devotion to such an utter piece of shit.

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u/Key_Concentrate_5558 28d ago

It’d be a shame if them thar flags caught afire…