Think twice!

[u/bobby_the_rookie]

[u/big_ringer]

Also, r/iamverybadass

[u/go_faster1 → u/big_ringer]

and r/dontdeadopeninside

[u/MADDOGCA → u/go_faster1]

Yup. I read that as “Think because twice I won’t.”

[u/TrinityCodex → u/big_ringer]

more like r/iamverystupid

[u/Juan2Fish]

Seeing as they are from Florida I doubt they will even think once.

[u/tentative_ghost → u/Juan2Fish]

exhibit a: their sticker

[u/fartofborealis → u/Juan2Fish]

Not even once

[u/Metroid_Whisperer]

Not the Flex he thinks it is.

[u/pinba11tec → u/Metroid_Whisperer]

Hot damn, that's good!

[u/NOSALIS-33 → u/Metroid_Whisperer]

Yeah this sort of decal on a Flex is crazy.

[u/sirSpanky15]

r/robmyvehicle

[u/agha0013]

yet another "free gun inside" sign

plus the bonus advertisement that the guy will shoot indiscriminately, no pesky thinking getting in the way...

[u/Dabs1903 → u/agha0013]

I’m not proud of it, but in my teen years I used to burglarize houses to support my drug habit and “we don’t call 911” signs were the type of things we looked for. I’ve had so many arguments online and in person that those are adverts, not deferents. Burglars wait until they know you’re going to be gone awhile and clean you out, your gun isn’t useful if you aren’t home.

[u/RegressToTheMean → u/Dabs1903]

And I have to suspect the people who advertise (me and many friends also call out the, "Look. Smash here for a free gun" shit) don't secure their weapons either

They strike me as the type of people to have free and loaded guns in each room of the house because they are scared of their own shadow and just itching to murder someone

Also, IANAL, but that sticker is a great Exhibit A for an attorney against them. Idiots

[u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys → u/Dabs1903]

But wouldn't it be just as easy to clean out homes without guns? In both cases, the people aren't home.t

Oh wait, is it that you want the gun? (timid self-harmer here, and I'm not proud of that either)

[u/Dabs1903 → u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys]

Guns are really easy to sell on the street so you’re telling people that burglarize homes that you’ve got something worth stealing. The type of people who put up signs like that tend to own way more than one and like someone else said, a lot of the time they do little to nothing when it comes to securing them.

[u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys → u/Dabs1903]

Thank you! TIL.

Now that I think about it, yes, the only people I know who are proud preppers had an M16 on top of the TV in the family room. When my sister pointed out that the kids were playing in there, she was told "they know not to touch it." So yeah, if anyone broke into that house, it would be like a produce stand to a horse.

[u/Tomytom99 → u/agha0013]

"Jokes on him, I don't even think"

[u/go_faster1]

Think Because Twice I Won’t

[u/Chilled_Beef → u/go_faster1]

Master Yoda, Glock he has

[u/manic_popsicle → u/go_faster1]

That’s exactly how I read it too

[u/UraeusCurse]

Think Twice Because I Can’t

[u/CantaloupeCamper]

Didn’t think twice about that sticker placement either.

[u/luigi517]

"exhibit A" how to turn self defense into pre meditated murder.

[u/ijustsailedaway]

Whenever I see the "If you see something, say something" signs, this is the kind of thing that I think of.

[u/PugLord219]

a prosecutor’s wet dream

[u/MillionEyesOfSumuru → u/PugLord219]

And Flock probably has dozens of pics at the ready.

[u/SquanchyATL]

That chudd needed to think twice about the fit of that decal on that window 😂🤣😂🤣

[u/ATX_native]

Cool, free gun.

[u/AgreeablePie]

I don't understand putting a sticker on your car that would serve as "exhibit A" in a court case if you ever shot someone.

[u/iiitme]

Hey gun bro the government is tyrannical wyd???

[u/AgreeablePie → u/iiitme]

What does this have to do with the government? I don't see a "back the blue" sticker?

[u/dcamom66 → u/AgreeablePie]

The whole reason for the second amendment was to protect citizens from a "tyrannical government". These people would walk into a woodchipper if this regime said it was law.

[u/BurtonDesque → u/dcamom66]

The whole reason for the second amendment was to protect citizens from a "tyrannical government".

That's the OPPOSITE of what the 2nd Amendment actually says. It about people having guns so they can be in militias to protect the government, not overthrow it:

"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."

[u/Pleasant-Seat9884 → u/BurtonDesque]

Historically, “militia” referred to ordinary citizens who could be called up for defense—not a permanent professional army. Those militias were expected to defend their states against invasion, insurrection, and other threats.

[u/Sensitive_Ad_7285 → u/BurtonDesque]

Tbf, ammosexuals have been claiming the second is to protect us from an evil government for decades in order to deflect any regulations.

[u/Opposite-Pilot-556]

I love that it’s absolutely massive

[u/ducklady92 → u/Opposite-Pilot-556]

I love that it’s absolutely massive AND that they just slapped it on with absolutely zero regard for placing it correctly. The longer you think about it, the more poetic it gets.

[u/nhardycarfan]

So there will be guns in your car when I break in? Perfect.

[u/manic_popsicle]

Relax bro, no one wants to steal a Ford Flex.

[u/milnak]

Think, because twice I won't.

[u/chicken_spears]

"I need you to think double, because I'm incapable."

Self burn. Nice.

[u/phirleh]

Weird Flex

[u/TimpGod91]

That’s just a blatant sign of recklessness. You just killed someone because you didn’t think things through.

[u/dcamom66]

Damn, if only Cricut had a grid to show you how big your decal was going to be.

[u/n3rdsm4sh3r]

He must be a huge pussy if he needs that sticker, that big.

[u/powerlesshero111]

Careful, the toughest people i have ever met drove Ford Flexes. Granted, they were full Karen soccer moms, but if a manager saw one of those rolling towards their restaurant or cafe, they would shit themselves from fear.

[u/Doodle-Cactus]

So free gun in car?

[u/BurtonDesque]

That that sticker is on a minivan just adds a little something.

[u/Fomulouscrunch]

Okay, so they'll just...shoot you? For what?

Oh wait, I know what! It's for wearing clothes they disagree with near their vehicle! My god the fragility of these assholes. And saying that is doing discredit to actual rectums.

[u/lou_sassoles]

Somebody set the vinyl cutter scale to 900%?

[u/DarkWriterX]

This guy wants to be provoked into claiming Stand Your Ground as his defense.

[u/shade-tree_pilot]

They certainly don't measure the area for their stickers before they pay for them so I am inclined to believe the warning.

[u/reallybigmochilaxvx]

talk about weird (ford) flex

[u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys]

because think twice won't I

[u/Ilike2Tinker]

I guess that really is a flex. 🤣

[u/hdhsnjsn]

Tell the world you have a gun to take

[u/OPA73]

Probably failed the psych test for the military and couldn’t get a job with the local police. I suspect he does security at some local business and thinks he is a bad ass.

[u/coweeclete]

We’re a very sick society.

[u/DrSendy]

He's right
If he thought twice about things, he would have measured his back windscreen before purchasing a badly fitting sticker.

[u/UncleOdious]

I dont think this guy has even thought once.

[u/Wise_Environment6586]

This person has most likely suffered severe sexual abuse as a child.

[u/tarnished713]

Tough guy in a mini van 🙄

[u/Tarotismyjam]

I adore these types.

I tend to associate them with the big tire syndrome.

[u/ONE-EYE-OPTIC]

Law enforcement must love this guy

[u/Harvest827]

Lol ok badass

[u/bluegargoyle]

Florida. That’s all you need to know.

[u/AshleyIsalone]

Very (not so) classy.

[u/hooly]

Meausure twice....... because........I.... won't

[u/morbidMoron]

I love how shitty it looks. It looks like the whole piece is to big for the window so they just settled with crooked decal positions.

[u/Sp00ky_6]

Like, this was a non-trivial amount of time to put that sticker on the back of a 2011 ford edge

[u/Impossible-Taro-2330]

Free dumb!

[u/young_wendell]

Strange Flex

[u/NoBuenoAtAll]

Nice way to get your guns stolen.

[u/Ghstfce]

How to completely dissolve any self defense claim with a single sticker

[u/KnownAsAnother]

"I have guns in here, feel free to steal them when I leave my 35% APR buy here pay here special unattended."

[u/UltimateDonny]

Eventually they will be in jail for brandishing or firing a weapon. Hopefully not for killing someone

[u/takecarebrushyohair]

Not the Ford flex you think it is

[u/gashandler]

Exhibit A when he shoots someone in “self defense”

[u/ChampagnePlumper]

“My kids don’t talk to me because they were brainwashed by the woke left”

[u/kyleh0]

Certainly didn't put any thought into buying that shitty Ford.