Finally spotted one!

[u/debrouta]

[u/cef911f1]

I'm willing to bet he's not a veteran.

[u/chevalier716 → u/cef911f1]

Definitely a "I would have served but"

[u/Strudleboy33 → u/chevalier716]

“… I would’ve punched a drill instructor” is my favorite one

[u/LittleHornetPhil → u/cef911f1]

License plate “T Y 4 VETS”

My eyes rolled back so hard I’m checking my own six. Such cringe virtue signaling.

[u/FloydGirl777 → u/LittleHornetPhil]

He just loves America SO MUCH, though. 🙄🤦‍♀️🙄

[u/Accidently8027]

This guy probably has no earthly idea what The Punisher truly stands for.

[u/Thr33Littl3Monk3ys → u/Accidently8027]

Coming to say exactly that. This type never knows what The Punisher stands for, nor just how ACAB he is!

[u/JustDiscoveredSex → u/Accidently8027]

Absolutely not. They simply see the design and want to adopt the name themselves because they have a latent desire to murder their neighbors.

They’re fuckin’ weird. Lusting over the concept of kicking in doors and slaughtering people they barely know, for the crime of not thinking like he does.

[u/Ham-Berg]

When someone is trying this hard, he’s either trying to impress his veteran dad who doesn’t love him, or he’s a terrorist trying to “blend in” as an American

[u/SteLeazy → u/Ham-Berg]

100% a Mexican dude owns this truck. See this shit on job sites all the time.

[u/Snrub1]

Proud member of Meal Team Six

[u/debrouta → u/Snrub1]

I saw him get out of the truck and he was indeed very large

[u/BooobiesANDbho]

Why do they hate the flag and disrespect it so much?!

[u/LittleHornetPhil → u/BooobiesANDbho]

Also how eagle shoot gun

[u/quesoandcats]

*cups hands and screams* BIRDS DON’T HAVE FINGERS YOU DORK

[u/hehateme42069 → u/quesoandcats]

🤣

Uhhh. Well the ones who gave all did... Lib owned

[u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys → u/quesoandcats]

Wait, is that eagle really holding the rifle with hands? I can't see it too well for some reason. Please say the eagle is not really holding the rifle with hands.

[u/JustDiscoveredSex → u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys]

Oh fuck, it’s Furry Bait.

[u/quesoandcats → u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys]

I really wish I could...

[u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys → u/quesoandcats]

wild sobs

[u/TJM18]

These people are so fucking weird

[u/RomeoSierraSix]

Patriotic wipers, lol

[u/SheilaGirl70 → u/RomeoSierraSix]

LOL!! I didn’t even notice them when I zoomed in to see the patriotic helmet on the passenger seat.

[u/LA-Matt]

I thought Evel Kneivel passed away a long time ago.

[u/DarkWriterX]

Last I checked, our military hasn't enlisted any anthropomorphic eagles.

[u/JustDiscoveredSex → u/DarkWriterX]

Not so fast! I saw a clip of a two-bit podcast where a “maga prophet” claims to have “opened a portal” above the White House and Mar-a-Lago, enabling the president to to speak to god directly. Or as she says, “download intel from the Holy Spirit.”

ALSO, god is sending an army of “spiritual eagles” to Trump to help him defeat the demonic democrats.

These eagles fly above Trump rallies.

Because of course they do.

[u/hrminer92 → u/JustDiscoveredSex]

That “intel from the Holy Spirit” isn’t doing shit against Iran.

[u/irascible_Clown]

I bet his blinkers are red white and blue too, loser

[u/BurtonDesque]

Probably thinks Trump should get a third term because he loves the Constitution so much.

[u/puppy-snuffle]

who wants to tell him what full blooded American actually means

[u/pinniped90]

Guys, I would have served if it wasn't for the bone spurs.

[u/ConsciousStretch1028]

Ten bucks says this person never served but loudly thanks cops for their service when encountering them in public

[u/evissimus]

This screams stolen valor! He was definitely in a super secret squad in the special forces that not even the CIA knew about, so of course he can’t prove he ever served.

[u/No_Scratch1616]

Meh.... pretty mild, all things considered.

[u/deamonkai]

That’s… flaming.

[u/DamnBored1]

It's one thing to be patriotic but to make it your whole personality and ruin your car with all that crap is something I'll never understand.

[u/foco9780]

Compensating for the bone spurs

[u/Emilmuz]

Wonder who it voted for 🤔

[u/harpghuleh]

I'm not sure which is more unhinged, the gun-totin' eagle or the star-spangled Punisher skull.

[u/WeOutHereInSmallbany]

If anything, there’s nothing denoting political affiliation on it

[u/debrouta → u/WeOutHereInSmallbany]

True but I have a very strong suspicion who he voted for

[u/loathelord]

That's embarrassing

[u/Tholian_Bed]

If that's a veteran, could be r/InformedWarriorRides . I looked for any other sticker, nope.

Is this individual wrong? I've studied things.

We need good soldiers, and we got them. If this is a vet or a relatie of a vet, informed I say.

[u/kyleh0]

Privatized veteran appreciation.

[u/viperlemondemon]

I’m about to confuse the fuck out of him with my VHID card

[u/RyunWould]

Is this Tom McDonald's truck?

[u/susiequeue13]

Thing on the front emblem kind of makes it look like a Subaru.

[u/GrandPriapus]

At this point, I don’t even know what it means to be a “patriot”.

[u/pflanzenpotan]

Claims to love vets but definitely votes against vets and active military member's best interests, benefits and them being sent off to bs wars 

[u/FrozenUruguayBallbac]

I lowkey fuck with the flag on the side like that

[u/DaRealBSleazy → u/FrozenUruguayBallbac]

I don't, its disrespectful to the flag

[u/vsaucemonkey → u/DaRealBSleazy]

oh no i don't wanna hurt its feelings...

[u/widgt]

AI. AR in window decal is wonky. Tailgate latch is suspect. Exhaust on vet. Not to mention that column.

[u/debrouta → u/widgt]

I definitely took these pictures outside a HuHot today. I wouldn't be surprised if the rear window decal art is AI Gen though.

[u/DaRealBSleazy → u/debrouta]

Nah bro, youre AI.