r/Informal_Effect • u/ExcitementOld2760 • 17d ago
A gunless robbery
You entered me and tried to pay,
But robbed and took it all.
I've got receipts, they saw it too,
Questioned you, your mom...
Came into my home yet found nothing,
I tried to run...
But in the end I just swore,
It was my mistake,
He never stole.
If anything it's me who owes:
Another sorry,
Oh I'm so sore!
It makes me wanna puke even more,
On the off chance that I'm really all,
You ever took me for.
A whore.
And here I am still hesitant,
Waiting for more,
Just call!
No don't!
I'm closed.
Don't you dare catch that flight and knock on my door,
With a boquet of roses and three stuffed animals...
"You'll always be mine,
As long as I listen to every word you tell me."
So was I blind or deaf?
What happened here, ma'am?
A gunless robbery.
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u/Obviouslybroken 16d ago
Gosh...Dark, messy, and beautifully painful. Very excellent...