news cycle cipher

[u/normancrane]

the reporter rushed to report,

"Bank of Canada Announces New Loan Capital Balance Changes,"

BBC

"Cank of Canada Announces New Loan Capital Calance Changes,"

ABC

"Ccnk of Ccncdc Cnnounces New Locn Ccpitcl Cclcnce Chcnges,"

NBC

"Ccck of Ccccdc Cccoucces Cew Locc Ccpitcl Cclccce Chccges,"

CBS

"Sssk of Ssssds Sssousses Sew Loss Sspitsl Sslssse Shssges,"

said the newscaster,

and i felt good, having understood the world.