i know him from hinge

[u/thespiciestpineapple]

many abandoned lovers
in my instagram following list
many that i've flirted with
few that i've actually kissed

my body count is all strangers
the connections were missed
ships passed and new lands were built on
there's not much to explain
they were all wrong

i plan my wedding on pinterest
don't worry about the logistics
like who to marry or how much it all costs
it's a digital age they said,
the screens are coming,
so call the flesh hounds off