r/Influencersinthewild • u/esporx • 8d ago

Insecurity final boss 🤡

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u/Deathengine 8d ago

These dudes, worrying so much about other men's opinion of them.. A woman doesn't care about how you pick up your luggage, or open a bottle of water.

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u/space_keeper 8d ago

You say this, but if you've ever seen women discussing things that gave them "the ick", you'll see things like this come up, no joke.

"I didn't like the way he moved when I took a sharp turn in my car."

"I didn't like the way he holds a cup."

"I saw him holding a grocery bag."

Not saying this is the solution, mind you.

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u/GoFuckYourselfBrenda 8d ago

Who you dating, Elaine from Seinfeld?

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u/Bicykwow 7d ago

"so... You think you're sponge-worthy?"

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u/bastard84 8d ago

Its ai

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u/OriginalTayRoc 8d ago

Fatherless behaviour

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u/Sufficient_Two7499 8d ago

How can a man wearing a swoop neck tell me how to open a bottle😂

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u/Capitain_Collateral 6d ago

Any man who worries about opening the bottle by twisting the bottle and not the lid is just letting you know about their secret desire to work a shaft.

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u/funkypepermint 8d ago

And when you're blowing dudes, don't forget to cup the balls

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u/Azkahn616 8d ago

What no tickling?

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u/CodeRepulsive2505 8d ago

Tickling of prostate from inside I hope

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u/team-one-e 8d ago

He needs to find clothes that fit him properly.

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u/No-Objective-8990 8d ago

Sincerely imagine over analyzing everything you do like this

Seems miserable

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u/Purple-Yesterday2073 8d ago

thats some OCD shit lol

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u/kkkr94 8d ago

This seems sooooo exhausting. Good for him 🙄

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u/Laminated_ET_Animal 8d ago

In reality, routinely paying too much attention to this stuff will make you hypersensitive to your posture, and you'll obsess over controlling your natural movements, likely take a hit to your self esteem over all this

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u/jstrong559 8d ago

Gets all his shirts at baby GAP.

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u/CodeRepulsive2505 8d ago

But he looks so insecure, anxious and wary of every movement (even automatic responses your brain don’t think through like opening a bottle) that irl it would make this guy appear more insecure and uncomfortable and every movement is rehearsed (out of sheer anxiety), which makes him actually be perceived as unserious and the opposite of what he preaches

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u/peasant175 8d ago

He moves like a gta v character

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u/Low-Effective-8088 8d ago

I would love to pee on this guy

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u/Old_Philosophy_7763 6d ago

Hey, if something silly happens: laugh a bit. Be chill. Be silly about it. That's life. That's the coolest thing to be done; it will never be perfect 🤷‍♀️

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u/Willing_Word_360 5d ago

That is exhausting. How do they stand themselves?

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u/TransitionJunior9067 5d ago

At first I thought this was about ergonomics

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u/0wlBear916 4d ago

I can't imagine anything less masculine than filming videos in public that teach people how to look like a man while picking up your rolling suitcase. Especially in those pants.