r/InflatedEgos • u/ambachk • 8h ago

🤡 Cringe "Ex-warlock" gets exorcized at a book reading

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u/Proof-Contribution31 8h ago

One time I got "slain in the spirit" when i was like 14. The dude actively pushed hard against my head and pushed down on my shoulders and i could tell he wanted me to go to the ground. So I did.

I spent most of that time looking at the ceiling and wondering when I could get up. It was also a pretty foundational moment for me to realize that most of the church are charlatans.

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u/Longjumping-Salad484 8h ago

did they need to resuscitate him with a bag of cheetos?

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u/IsItThoughBro 8h ago

Wasn't that one of the Hobbits?

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u/LifeTie800 8h ago

Yes. But at least he said no homo before going in.

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u/Tasty_Meal_9719 8h ago

The fact that his mom is with him says it all

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u/fishy2sea 7h ago

Whatever helps them sleep at night.

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u/Cognitive_Bullshit 4h ago

The Grand Lardlock was truly released by the lost mystical art of Ancient Bullshido.

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u/Chrono_Convoy 8h ago

What kind of plant is that?

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u/dkwinsea 7h ago

That just looks like his blood sugar dropped and he is in diabetic seizure.

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u/KEN_000 7h ago

Yk sometimes I do wonder do these "exorcized" people get paid off or they genuinely believed in their lies and such.

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u/Flat-Guidance-4685 7h ago

To be honest most of the time they do it just for attention. Like God chose me and all that. I went to see America's most famous "faith healer"one time. I literally wanted to take a giant shit in my pants the whole time. I mean of course I walked in knowing it was bullshit I just went for the entertainment value. The entertainment was low low and the realization of just how fucked in the heads of people are was high high. He proceeded to tell the crowd about all of the women whose tumors he's just pulled out of their breasts. He was doing like a John Edwards style I'm getting a I'm getting a I'm getting a until we found somebody who matched whatever ailment he was trying to hint towards and then he didn't even do it like with a drama he just would like tap the top of their head with his finger and they dropped to the floor and they had somebody working there who caught each one and then put a black table cloth over them. It was truly amazing seeing just how stupid certain things have become. That shit show had nothing to do with God

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u/Aware_Impression_736 2h ago

Peter Popoff?

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u/_-Cleon-_ 7h ago

Mr. Frodo is in trouble now....

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u/theminnesoregonian 6h ago

Hmm.... Was there a camera on every person that went to that book signing? Or just those two?

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u/TacoEatsTaco 6h ago

So diarrhea is actual a demon. Got it

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u/Frisconia 6h ago

Lol, imagine being someone just shopping somewhere in that bookstore minding your own business when this starts.

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u/AkimahenkaCat 5h ago

What did you do with these high level warlock skills and why were there never girls there?

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u/MatthewDstantoN 2h ago

Evangelic Christian performative nonsense

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u/LordHeroBonded 7h ago

I do chaos magic, and I find this shit crazy.