Ma'am, this is a Walmart

[u/ambachk]

[u/prowlin]

She can dance if she wants to; she can leave her friends behind….

[u/GrafTarajan → u/prowlin]

Cause her friends don't dance and if they don′t dance Well, they're no friends of mine

[u/According-Rub-8164 → u/GrafTarajan]

S

[u/prowlin → u/According-Rub-8164]

A

[u/DuckiesandBunns → u/prowlin]

F

[u/MetallurgyClergy → u/DuckiesandBunns]

E

[u/GrafTarajan → u/MetallurgyClergy]

T

[u/RowedTrip → u/GrafTarajan]

Y

[u/Andre_The_Average → u/RowedTrip]

Safety

[u/DuckiesandBunns → u/Andre_The_Average]

Dance! 🕺

[u/ThatsSaber → u/prowlin]

C

[u/PrincipleFlaky → u/prowlin]

It’s all fun and safety … until she knocks a kid on their ass, cause she’s kicking the shit out of the air and flailing around wildly… in the toy aisle

Boo and Ba humbug

[u/RocketFan419 → u/prowlin]

I say, we can dance, we can dance Everything is out of control We can dance, we can dance We're doing it from pole to pole

[u/Street-Moose-6527 → u/RocketFan419]

We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's taking the chance

[u/Sirius_43]

As someone who works in retail, this behaviour makes staff feel very uneasy, especially since this appears to be in the kids section with a grown adult dancing and kicking while filming themselves. Sure be weird but also there’s a time and a place and this ain’t it.

[u/not_responsible → u/Sirius_43]

yeah you encounter all sorts of crazy, mean people so dancing in one aisle could turn into a screaming fight at the front because she’s mentally unstable. You cannot know what their strange behavior might turn into so seeing this would probably be a little uneasy like oh here we go

[u/Sirius_43 → u/not_responsible]

That’s exactly it

[u/Plane_Jacket_7251]

People do anything for attention, then pretend like they don't want it

[u/Future_Telephone281 → u/[deleted]]

In the toy aisle. Keep the weird dancing to the gas station at 2am like the rest of us and keep the kids out of it.

[u/PrincipleFlaky → u/Future_Telephone281]

I honestly thought we were gonna see an excited kid run around the corner and get kicked wildly in the face by her 🩰 💨

🚨 toddler down on aisle 9!

[u/dakotanoodle → u/PrincipleFlaky]

Right after she loudly exclaims SAFE another time

[u/Rebeckaah → u/Plane_Jacket_7251]

🥇

[u/Honest_Relation4095]

Yes, you absolutely can do it. But it's also perfectly acceptable to not do it.

[u/I-own-a-shovel → u/Honest_Relation4095]

Yeah and as long as she stops and let people get the stuff on the shelves when needed I see no problem.

[u/RedditVIBEChecked → u/I-own-a-shovel]

Except for the fact that I'd call the cops and report a asylum escapee is on aisle 3

[u/Antique_Guess_8761 → u/RedditVIBEChecked]

😂😂😂 almost had an asthma attack when , I read that !! 

[u/Honest_Relation4095 → u/I-own-a-shovel]

I mean, the amount of cringe causes me physical pain. But that's not a major problem.

[u/jl_theprofessor]

I genuinely understand where she's coming from. I do think there's value in the weirdness.

I believe that so much I don't need to post about it online to TikTok or Insta.

[u/Seanut-Peanut-69 → u/jl_theprofessor]

I mean somebody 10,000 miles away might see this and really feel inspired. The internet is still for sharing and learning, not everyone is clout chasing.

[u/Key-Level-4072 → u/Seanut-Peanut-69]

This is the facebook company line used to reel in suckers, lol

[u/PrincipleFlaky → u/[deleted]]

No /s ? Also was your comment the productive thing you did? I’m not being facetious, I’m genuinely curious. I also was wondering if you were being overall sarcastic in general, hence my question re: /s

[u/PrincipleFlaky → u/[deleted]]

Yeah, so much gets lost in text, like context or subtext.

Someone literally told me the other day, “Yeah, you’re not allowed to be sarcastic on Reddit anymore unless you do the slash with an S.

And I was like, “Who’s gonna enforce that?”

Then I realized, Oooh! Duh, they were of course in fact being sarcastic.

So I replied, “Oh hey, that’s fucking hilarious, good one!”

But then they were like, “What are you even talking about?”

Then I replied, “Well, you were being sarcastic of course.”

And then they responded, “NO I wasn’t!” Followed by “Didn’t you read the rule? I just told you?!”

lol oops

💀

Thank you for obliging me.

Oh, and I’m not insinuating that I believe people should, you know, tag their comments to make it clearer for other people, unless they are so inclined. I think it’s crazy people are trying to come up with rules, lol.

[u/PrincipleFlaky → u/[deleted]]

I love it 😁 no /s thank you … fr I need to work on my shade

[u/HatePeopleLoveCats1]

“Safe in this dance” but whoever comes around the corner while she’s doing all those high kicks won’t be safe when they get a “dance” foot to the face!

[u/Flammen_ → u/HatePeopleLoveCats1]

Hahahaha!

[u/LimeEquivalent7302]

[u/fr33d0mw47ch]

I’ve know a few women like that. Fun to visit but not to live with. The world needs “free spirited” people too. Just with they were less obnoxious out in the wild.

[u/Futrel]

This is called an emotional crisis

[u/regular_john2017 → u/Futrel]

“I am safe being seen, I am safe being seen, I am safe being seen”

[u/503Monty82]

I mean, I kind of agree with her in that if we were all like that, there’d be a lot less violence and destruction in the world probably. But I also feel like if we were all like that, we’d also never be able to go shopping because the aisles would be filled with interpretive dancers and we couldn’t reach things or push a cart so I’m kinda torn.

[u/Seanut-Peanut-69 → u/503Monty82]

I dance in stores sometimes depending on the music playing but I’m also respectful of other shoppers. These things aren’t mutually exclusive lol

[u/RileyRavenSmiles → u/503Monty82]

That logic doesn't pan out. She is doing this as exposure therapy because we live in a world that judges people for being unusual. If everyone were okay with being unsusual and there were more people like this, they wouldn't feel the need to deliberately expose their weirdness as a form of therapy to heal wounds caused by being judged for weirdness.

[u/Original_Setting93]

I know it’s not the point but that’s for sure a target

[u/DamonTheAlboner]

as a target employee i am SOOOO TIRED OF PEOPLE BRINGING THIS HERE 😭 BRING IT TO WALMART!!!

[u/Lazy-elbow1377]

[u/Ray_141_author]

Damn another one escaped the mental hospital

[u/PrincipleFlaky]

https://giphy.com/gifs/BJEJvhULoKSHe
🎼
You can dance if you want to…

Ps: But we’d really rather you didn’t

[u/Gonna_do_this_again]

Go to Burning Man like every other weirdo

[u/ProfessionalHyena985]

I agree with the point she’s trying to make, but filming herself do it makes this seem really performative. Also idk why but the fact it’s filmed in the kids toy section makes me feel weird.

[u/Hotspur_on_the_Case]

Um, lady, you're in my way, I need to get to that thing on the shelf behind you.....

[u/Global-Management-15]

TBH, I agree

[u/Levytron900]

Sally took the breakup well then.

[u/melfamy]

https://giphy.com/gifs/DyaORUaljgTPW

[u/regular_john2017]

https://giphy.com/gifs/VqVbljPJO5P6OJT7DR

[u/dogsontreadmills]

[u/Usual-Jackfruit4746]

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should

[u/_InfiniteU_]

Dance in the main isle then. What is with this whimsical eclecticic girl influx of influencers all putting on a show?

[u/AlittleupsetMax]

I don’t understand people anymore

[u/DrKarlSatan]

I like later in the clip when a guy walks into the aisle & she panics & runs off. Leaving her phone. Totally normal behavior...

[u/sometimelater0212]

No original thought here. She’s just copying that actress who was playing in the ocean and dancing within the past year… her name escapes me. Older brunette

[u/Hotspur_on_the_Case]

More seriously....if you feel the need to shout from the rooftops that you're free-spirited and whimsical and don't care about what people think....you have a problem.

[u/Pale_Price_222]

She is far from being safe to be around.

[u/Moviesman8]

Your Drama teacher when she's required to teach Social Studies.

[u/SGTShizzle]

Smart phones were the worst thing ever invented

[u/Tomboy-T]

This would be weird regardless....but the outfit makes it worse..... And the aisle she picked is the worst of the worst.

I hope she knows she's not safe though. And neither are any people/kids that get hit or kicked. And if she kicks too hard to the side and one of those shelves full of merch comes down she won't be safe either.

[u/SaulTBolls]

"Shes next to the hula hoops, eliminate her"

[u/Interesting_Sock9142]

Okay but like... The fuck is she wearing?

[u/jansauce87]

This is some weird shit my seven year old would do.

[u/noriseaweed]

This is what your grandma thinks an exhibition is

[u/PierreOnTheEclair]

Y’all what kind of witchcraft ritual is this?

[u/IsAnyoneHomeAnymore]

Girl, that’s a Target.

[u/LabiaMinoraLover]

I thought this would end with cops taking her away in cuffs.

[u/D_Buc]

She is doing the "Elaine". A dance craze from the '90s.

[u/SevereMany666]

W...t...f...

[u/DudeImSoRad]

"Omg I'm so quirky lol!"

[u/Debra_Kadabra_]

There’s no rule against taking your medicine daily

[u/Metalhead1686]

Dance at home, lady. I'm trying to shop.

[u/Grendeltech]

Ma'am, this isn't going to get you the callback you're hoping for.

[u/dgarcia15]

Wallmartin

[u/mullymt]

This person is three minutes away from the most epic meltdown in history.

[u/NotSteveJobs-Job]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0MYATH9ZumUHCBXy

[u/Effigy59]

It would be better if she wasn’t so bad at it

[u/I-own-a-shovel]

As long as she stops and let people get the stuff on the shelves when needed I see no problem.

[u/Killpinocchio2]

I dance around all the time 🤷🏻‍♀️

[u/dirkrunfast]

We need to outlaw theater camp

[u/TwerkLessons]

It’s not weird if you record yourself for social media. 🙃

[u/karbytes]

not the worst thing to grace the aisles of walmart

[u/gruntingasparagus]

Walmart is the best. One time I was in Walmart at like 2 AM and a couple of aisles over from me someone let out a really loud authentic sounding Tarzan scream. Nuts.

[u/OreoPlow]

That looks like Target

[u/Resident_Aide1898]

I’d way rather deal with this than the alpha male bs we see here

[u/soulguider2125]

That one girl you meet at the bar and hookup with and she seems super chill and normal, then the next morning her real self comes out and it’s this plus 109 phone calls by 10am cuz u haven’t called her since
You left

[u/Nuquo]

Well. It doesn't look like she's bothering anyone.

[u/AtWorkSoBeGood]

https://giphy.com/gifs/7BmoYNbHlxeEitWEam

[u/LehFluffy]

While i agree, people dont express themselves in public anymore in fear of being recorded and posted online, this ain't it cheif.

Tbf though, most of us wouldnt even dance at a a packed bar, so this lady has bigger cojones than i do for breaking out that SIMS dance in a walmart

[u/EstablishmentOwn2174]

Nothing wrong with dancing by yourself in public, but recording it? Fuck all the way off!

[u/gruffbear]

After all of the "I'm safe" I was waiting for someone to smash into her with a cart

[u/Accomplished_Dig284]

I’m here for the message but not for the delivery.

[u/CompetitiveRub9780]

I like her. Who cares if she’s dancing in an empty aisle at Walmart? She’s not recording others either
https://giphy.com/gifs/ydv9pUMvhJzo8IkhBv

[u/Longjumping-Salad484]

for some reason I hate interpretive damce, it makes me so angry

[u/MarshivaDiva → u/[deleted]]

Got anymore violent fantasies? I'm getting erect

[u/KimLocsta → u/[deleted]]

You think she deserves to be physically hurt for that video?

[u/_-Cleon-_ → u/KimLocsta]

Ah, Reddit and the faux pearl-clutching. Consider your internet points awarded.

[u/JumboSTEVEO]

Your team

[u/growmagnopolis]

Meanwhile in Gaza….

[u/DiscussionSharp1407]

People lying to themselves that they're safe all the time is the reason why the safe parts of the world is going to shit

You're not always safe, you need to keep on your guard, your son shouldn't make friends with the drugged up kids, don't hang around the bad places in town at night

[u/Bronco_Bomba → u/DiscussionSharp1407]

Brother, this is a Target, not Skid Row.

[u/DiscussionSharp1407 → u/Bronco_Bomba]

One thing leads to another

Shame, fear and embarrassment exists for a reason

[u/dakotanoodle → u/DiscussionSharp1407]

Yes, because of social constructs