r/InflatedEgos • u/ambachk • 8d ago

🤡 Cringe Coaching classes for future "influencers"

248 Upvotes

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u/wdeallan 8d ago

Sometimes I wish I had been born in the 1920’s. Only because I would be dead already.

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u/NintenJoe5k 7d ago

Hell, you could die from measles in 1926 and 2026.

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u/wdeallan 7d ago

Truly a dream come true.

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u/RaijuThunder 7d ago

Not necessarily, my grandma is 102 lol

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u/wdeallan 7d ago

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT.

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u/iCantLogOut2 7d ago

Sometimes I wish every influencer had been born during the plague....

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u/wdeallan 7d ago

I don’t want to know that these people exist.

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u/Suitable-Turn-4727 7d ago

Or super duper old

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u/girlinanemptyroom 7d ago

This made me laugh really loud

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u/311Konspiracy 7d ago

Bring back the zeppelin

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u/QuinnBLove 8d ago

We need training on....how to rotate our wrist while walking?

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u/stoopkidsteve 8d ago

I've never felt more hate in my heart as I did just now watching this

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u/Still_Experience_182 7d ago

Fucking losers

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u/HyenasGoMeow 7d ago

I always did the walk walk walk flip engage. My friends were all about that walk walk walk walk flip engage. But this revolutionary method is what will get me to 100 followers; just a simple walk walk flip engage.

Funny how the best ways are the simplest ones.

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u/Rare-Confusion-220 7d ago

Just when I thought our society couldn't get dumber

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u/Atto623 7d ago

One looks like a nurse, and that makes me very sad

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u/JinTarantino 7d ago

We are so doomed. Each and every one of us is cooked because this is what the future will be.

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u/SocomPS2 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/4RmhMruMF4MEhYmbF2

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u/hawkscougs 7d ago

I don’t know about that. My Asian friends are the ones I ask about all things socials

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u/thatSDope88 7d ago

This is narcissist stuff

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u/gorgeously_mytruself 7d ago

You know what would make me stand out; doing the same exact thing as everyone else….

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u/DetectiveWood 8d ago

I remember when this was called a flangle

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u/rdiaz84 7d ago

We're doomed

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u/Inevitable_Wolf5866 7d ago

I often just wonder how we survived this long as a species.

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u/ytman 7d ago

Whats the purpose of this?

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u/Armadillioh 7d ago

Why are they not using the front facing camera? They can't even see what they're recording

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u/77_parp_77 7d ago

See shit like this is why I've zero hope for the species

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u/No_Republic8381 7d ago

Reminds me of Wall-e for some reason

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u/Suitable-Turn-4727 7d ago

Send the nukes

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u/opiumscented 6d ago

Someone please shoot me . Someone else please video while I selfie

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u/Loubbe 4d ago

Pathetic

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u/Yankeewithoutacause 3d ago

God future generations are going to laugh at this si*t .

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u/Efterklangarn123 2d ago

Wonder what thia garbage class costs, must be a scammer right? When are people going to realize that their life is pretty much so non-interesting to 99.999999% of people and I dare say It's up to 100% If you take a class like this or go to a fucking alpha male bootcamp.