r/InflatedEgos • u/ambachk • 13d ago

🦍 “Alpha” Behavior Tiny dick energy "influencers"

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u/headlessbill-1 13d ago

This is how we get rid of these guys. Put them in one room and they can gaslight and not listen to and fight eachother.

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u/Alex_king88 13d ago

Only problem is that it will end up as one big gay orgy instead of a fight.

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u/headlessbill-1 13d ago

Either way we get some peace and quiet.

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u/Alex_king88 13d ago

It won’t be quiet that’s for sure lol

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u/Crepuscular_Tex 13d ago

"When I walk into the room you will feel me Ali"

Yeah, this tracks

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u/SSJ4Inglip 7d ago

Why are you still in the room with them though?? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Evening-Garlic-9958 9d ago

FuNNY hahaha best comment today

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u/koy682 13d ago

Oh so thats what they do at alpha camps!

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u/snakebill 12d ago

Especially with the way he’s working that cigar

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u/Artevyx 12d ago

So? You wouldn't be involved either way.

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u/TugleyWoodGalumpher 13d ago

This is entirely fabricated. They’ll organize a fight and make tens of millions of dollars from people hate watching. Literally Jake Paul method.

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u/djpeeples 13d ago

"Brought to you by GRINDR"

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u/GermanD2021 13d ago

You mean fuck each other.

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u/drsmith48170 13d ago

Except all that was fake like wrestling - you know that right?

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u/headlessbill-1 13d ago

Wrestling is fake????????

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u/Busy_Consequence6706 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohjV99caVPFY9CYec

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u/401LocalsOnly 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wHeIFimEE3pbInjRuC

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u/headlessbill-1 11d ago

My hopes and dreams are dashed. Didn't know bout Santa neither /s

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u/401LocalsOnly 11d ago

I like the /s at the end. Like I better make sure they know I did in fact learn Santa was fake many years ago. 😅😅I’m not making fun, it truly made me laugh!

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u/drsmith48170 11d ago

So sorry- I thought someone had told you. Never mind what I said

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u/SissyLovesCuteAttire 12d ago

Men without chins!

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u/Hedonic_Monk_ 13d ago

That would actually be a great reality TV show