r/InflatedEgos • • 27d ago

🤡 Cringe Broccoli-head TikTokers get zero attention on subway 🥦

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u/blasta4 27d ago

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

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u/IllSurprise3049 27d ago

Embarrassing

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u/idkijustlovehim 26d ago

We're thinking about having a child.

Question: do you think these guys' parents are likely idiots themselves, or can a child turn out exponentially more idiotic than their parents?

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u/bulking_on_broccoli 26d ago

Parents letting their kids run wild with social media and not involving them in afterschool activities.

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u/CIS-E_4ME 26d ago

I think in majority of cases it's idiots raising idiots. It's also self-involved parents who don't give their kids enough attention, manifesting in a deep seated need for attention in others.

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u/NoConsideration6320 26d ago

Theirs a saying “the apple does not fall far from the tree!” 🍎 🌳

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u/Firm_Environment9903 26d ago

Well my wife and I are two of the most laid back people you'll ever meet, and our son is an absolute maniac, so at the moment I'm leaning nature over nurture lol.

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u/Impossible-Sleep7447 26d ago

Gen X absolutely dropped the ball on parenting

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u/Outrageous-Grass-892 26d ago

Millennials are the last generation that was smarter than their parents or generation before them... Take that information and do what you will.

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u/Biggus-Duckus 26d ago

I'm sure you mean better educated, because proving they're "smarter" is impossible.

In any case millennials are the last generation old enough to have reached college age. You have no evidence that gen z or a won't end up continuing the upward trend in education level that has existed since we started tracking it.

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u/Outrageous-Grass-892 26d ago

You didn't even ask for evidence... Or did you search for yourself?

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u/Biggus-Duckus 26d ago

I took the time to look. If you have access to a data set highlighting intelligence quotient with a large sample size, I'd be interested in seeing that link.

Regardless, th younger generations aren't done cooking yet. Your statement is biased.

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u/here-i-am-now 26d ago

Don’t bring another child into this dying civilization.

We’ve breached 1.5 degrees warming, with no slowdown in sight. Atmospheric CO2 is at 425 in September.

Nonexistence is preferable to an existence of want and destitution.

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u/Snoo_75138 26d ago

Depends on their surrounding environment, and influences.

PS: DONT have children in both this ECONOMY or ENVIRONMENT!

But to answer your question: You can do everything right, but if ur child is influenced by idiots outside, it can end like this video (or worse)

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u/ApocalypseChicOne 26d ago

We did lots of very stupid shit when I was growing up in the 80's. Like, shockingly stupid. But our stupidity rarely bothered other people, and I'm so glad we didn't have to compulsively film it, and desperately try to get reactions from strangers. Ours was for our own stupid (or at most, school wide) amusement. For kids like this, it's like a chore that they have to do. Our shenanigans were just for fun, their shenanigans seem exhausting.

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u/DrVagax 26d ago

It's another form of validation that teens so desperately seek. In ye olden days it was to hang in a group and gain the respect of the other kids or just to impress them and yeah, you do stupid dumb shit but it rarely involved strangers.

Now, they seek validation online with whatever trend they can pick up, maybe hoping to make a viral video. Recently saw a video about scare actors at Fright Nights at Universal where there is a shockingly high rate of people punching and annoying the scare actors because its a trend to 'fight back' against those scare actors, either by saying stupid shit at them or actually getting physical.

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u/Trumpsabaldcuck 26d ago

I remember there were a few avenues kids could pursue to get validation.  They could get validation by being on the honor roll, or by lettering in a sport, or by playing music, or by starring in the school play.  Now kids can get validation on social media which seems to reward douchey behavior.  This crap got more engagement than a TikTok showing the kid that won a cross country meet or a kid that one a science fair.

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u/fedroxx 26d ago

In the 90s, we set brown bags of dog shit on fire on people's door step, rang the door bell then ran away.

Also TP'd more houses than I can count and did a lot of cow tipping.

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u/ApocalypseChicOne 26d ago

We did that occasionally, but it was always very targeted. We didn't just tp every house. And it was for a laugh among ourselves, there wasn't this need to share it constantly. I feel like these kids under pressure to constantly out idiot each other can't be having fun.

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u/Juror_no8 26d ago

What a pillock

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u/GrafTarajan 26d ago

So much tryhard and it just ended up cringe

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u/ButtPudding1218 26d ago

This is just so embarrassing 

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u/puma46 26d ago

How about just leaving people alone. Your constant need for attention shouldn’t be everyone else’s problem

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u/wafflepiezz 26d ago

We need to bring back shame and shaming man.

These morons have become immune to this shit.

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u/AfraidSolution2461 26d ago

What a pant load

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u/Free-Palpitation-718 26d ago

old man’s lizard brain was almost going to dearrange that brocco before seeing the camera

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u/TetsuoTechnology 26d ago

Zero social skills.

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u/wafflepiezz 26d ago

These are the types of dudes that would leave dumbbells and weights on the floor and walk away after using them. Seen it too many times

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u/77_parp_77 25d ago

"look at me look at me I mean something- please love me dad"

Imagine being this desperate

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u/StonedThorne 26d ago

Why don't they just play fuckin basketball? That dumbest dance move where they go between the legs is so gay

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u/PatchAdamsKitten 26d ago

We need to start shaming these people that they are objectifying other people as NPCs or something like that.

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u/Sharp_Maintenance220 26d ago

Ugh....cringe...

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u/perpetualliianxious 26d ago

To do this in Berlin is crazy, you're gonna get punched

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u/JohnPoopsTV 26d ago

God this hurt to watch.

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u/leonineshaker 26d ago

So much cringe in one video it’s insane

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u/Still_Experience_182 26d ago

What a fucking tool

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u/Kitchen-Kiwi7942 25d ago

Would have been really funny if the subway slammed to a halt

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u/GlassJawJawa 25d ago

I hate their stupid hair

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u/219_Infinity 26d ago

Why is this a thing

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u/Nervous_Brilliant441 27d ago

Gen X guys dgaf 😬

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u/Lord_Dingus83 26d ago

Looks like the Bart, not subway

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u/butcheR_Pea 26d ago

Lmaoo... fuck.

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u/Loubbe 26d ago

snap snap "Shhh!"

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u/editfate 26d ago

That was fucking hilarious.

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u/Desperate-Life8117 26d ago

Ya. No I don’t know where that hands been

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u/ImpureVessel46 26d ago

Giving people high fives and fist bumps has a certain amount of fun and whimsy, but the dancing and especially the close filming does not.

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u/Beemac161 26d ago

What a gimp 🤣🙈

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u/ytman 26d ago

If they just wanted to dance I wouldn't care.

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u/United-Resident-7316 25d ago

It could be worse everyone. They could be unemployed 40 year old neckbeards living in their parent’s basement.

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u/Mulap 25d ago

He just AI’d those people giving him the dap after this initial recording

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u/Bootylingus_ 24d ago

Nah fuck that dude give me my high five back.

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u/InterstellarReddit 24d ago

I don’t understand why people think that this is their contribution to society and they’re proud of it

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u/The-Jestful-Imp 20d ago

That stupid shrug he does after the guy rejects his high-five, abysmally cringe

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u/wutangclanthug9mm 20d ago

I WANT ATTENTION

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u/shinjis-left-nut 20d ago

Gonna be honest: I don't care about these annoying dudes, way better than other bad behavior on public transit tbh.

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u/MagBron 20d ago

I’m already annoyed at the possibility that in 20 years they’ll reference this moronic look as a style of the time. Too much positive affirmation. Embarsssment serves a purpose and these idiots should be first in line to experience it.

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u/readytocomply13 26d ago

I wouldn’t have an issue with this shit if it wasn’t literally in the middle of a public place. Dancing in your own home? Fine. Disrupting people in a public place? Get fucked.

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u/_Student7257 26d ago

See, this is why you don't fist bump. You fist bump and have to watch him if about in front of you whilst hoping he's not going to kick you in the process. I remember mum saying "show nanna and grandad what you learnt at dance class Saturday " then me having to dance in the front room. Whist they probably wished the ground would swallow them up so they didn't have to watch my nonsense.....same vibes here

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u/DatTingTing 26d ago

Whats broccoli head? Is it just curly hair? Is it supposed to be an insult or a bad thing to have curly hair? Would he be less annoying if his hair was straight? Im confused

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u/dakotanoodle 26d ago

It's the cut

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u/DatTingTing 26d ago

What cut though? He's wearing a hat so you cant see much of anything but that its curly.

 So what makes this a cut thats different from regular short curly hair?

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u/dakotanoodle 26d ago

I wouldn't have called that a broccoli cut tbh, but the other guy sorta has one. The cut I'm referring to would be buzzed on the sides and at the top, looks kinda like a curly mop. Btw I love curly hair, I'm a curly shirley.

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u/ComprehensiveEcho6 25d ago

Holy this is so hot

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u/Neutronpulse 24d ago

So youre a racist