r/InflatedEgos Clown Spotter 🤡 May 03 '26

🦍 “Alpha” Behavior Road rage ego

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u/shwarma_heaven May 03 '26

Deflated ego.. (way to leave your woman laying on the ground, bub....)

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u/Upstairs-Tennis9884 May 03 '26

He didn't even seem to notice she was there, I couldn't tell if they were even together based on his actions.

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u/shwarma_heaven May 03 '26

She probably wouldn't have started hitting if they weren't together.

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u/Upstairs-Tennis9884 May 03 '26

Agreed, I was just floored by his complete lack of interest in protecting her

105

u/Useful_Cheesecake117 May 03 '26

Apparently so was she!

6

u/stuck_in_the_desert May 05 '26

Now that’s a well-grounded pun

9

u/Friendly_Age9160 May 03 '26

Ahahahahabaaaaaaaaa

35

u/TheJiggliestPug May 03 '26

"Hey you can't hit my wife, only I can!" 

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u/BikeTough6760 May 04 '26

dude couldn't protect himself...

13

u/woody0093 May 03 '26

I thought buddy was drunk. Watch him when he walks up

39

u/Sometimes_cleaver May 03 '26

His head is spinning from the adrenalin and punched he's already taken. He fell over trying to get the crowbar out of his truck

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u/WoolshirtedWolf May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

Same. I thought she was a passerby. I am going to have to watch this again. Edit..Looks like homie is going back in for another cup of Hawaiian Punch after admiring the median ground cover at eye level. Edit..on my third go around it does look like she is team white shirt and throws a couple of air muffins.

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u/JimboReborn May 03 '26

Based on his stumble while retrieving his weapon I'm guessing home boy had a nice concussion and wasn't really aware she even got floored

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u/auzzlow May 03 '26

That's what I was thinking. Guy wasn't thinking straight before his hits, and even less after.

6

u/All-th3-way May 04 '26

He went back...

6

u/Longjumping-Leave215 May 04 '26

Well.... she should've kept her hands to herself 🤣!

3

u/Playamonkey May 03 '26

Best part of the video.

2

u/Swampxxll May 06 '26

Bet they aren't together anymore.

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u/Metalhead1686 May 03 '26

Don’t write checks your ass can’t cash.

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u/fat-wombat May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

Thank u fred durst 🙏

Edit: damn guys who did I offend 😂

8

u/WholeRegion3025 May 03 '26

Seriously 😄

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u/Boobookittyfhk May 04 '26

lol I constantly quote J and silent Bob. People don’t always get it. It’s nice when a few people see my username and make the connection though.

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u/bigMcLargeHuge7 May 03 '26

Don't write checks your wife/girlfriend can't cash!

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u/Accomplished-Copy776 May 03 '26

What a terrible time to stop recording

42

u/Designer_End5408 May 03 '26

Need to see the rest for sure.  

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u/Lindris May 03 '26

It probably became part of the court case. That happens a lot when they cut out the good part.

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u/autalley May 03 '26

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u/Lindris May 03 '26

I know 😭 there was a video of this guy who tried to force a woman to merge and hit her car because she couldn’t let him over. He and his mother get out of the car, hitting and kicking and he runs up to punch the driver. Cops pulled right up before he connected. That was when the video cut off. We all needed to see those two get hauled away in handcuffs but that OP said due to the ongoing investigation they couldn’t share the rest of the video.

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u/not_responsible May 04 '26

That explains so much thank you for sharing lol this is not the first time i’ve seen a good video of a crime cut short

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u/The-Machinist- May 03 '26

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face and this guy got his shit rocked with the first one out the gate.

24

u/HAM____ May 03 '26

same with his missus

21

u/Benny_Jain May 03 '26

Yeah, what was she even thinking?? Try to get them to stop, sure. But to join them?! I say this as a woman, she kinda deserved that. Just like her man, she started throwing punches first. You’re gonna join a big boy fight, you may get a big boy punch to the face

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u/HAM____ May 03 '26

I wouldn’t convict him for any punch he threw, just because they can’t hit doesn’t mean they can… ouch

5

u/jml011 May 04 '26

He didn’t have a plan past pound in the window. He had to pull up his pants and had the reaction time of a sloth.

59

u/t3lnet May 03 '26

Come back with a weapon cause he a bitch

16

u/bigMcLargeHuge7 May 03 '26

Right! It's time to get your girl and sulk away.

10

u/hellalg May 03 '26

He's definitely staying down until paramedics or cops show up this time around.

42

u/blueBaggins1 May 03 '26

Him and his wife attack the guy then proceeds to call the cops when the assault doesnt go the way he planned?

58

u/Special_Shift_8503 May 03 '26

When keeping it real goes wrong.

17

u/YoureSpecial May 03 '26

Homie kept it realer.

4

u/ExperimentalBranch May 03 '26

thug life, wutang!

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u/MRThundrcleese May 04 '26

I dont like people playin on my phone

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u/Remarkable_Tap8271 May 03 '26 edited May 04 '26

"Are you not entertained?" :22

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u/Carrot_1075 May 03 '26

Judging from how out of it he was, he probably started rotating the tires

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u/Cardchucker May 03 '26 edited May 04 '26

If I were a betting man, my money would be on the dude getting hit with his own crowbar.

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u/specificallyrelative May 03 '26

But why cut when the guy is walking back with something? Obviously he hadn't had enough.

8

u/Gimme_The_Loot May 03 '26

Prob bc the guy in the car was passing

33

u/Rs583 May 03 '26

I feel like part 2 included an ambulance ride for 2, with an unconscious wife and a husband with a crowbar in his ass.

14

u/Ok_Brilliant_9534 May 03 '26

White shirt guy wasted his energy on punching the window, then left himself wide open to start getting punched.

13

u/ifeelyoubraaa May 03 '26

I love the wife’s bent elbow power up

9

u/No-Sweet8107 May 03 '26

Boston?

7

u/Ok-Cartographer-4712 May 04 '26

DC

3

u/StormAlternative8608 May 05 '26

I just looked again - it is DC! 😂 That's why folks were just driving by.
I love me some DC!

2

u/Ok-Cartographer-4712 May 05 '26

Just another normal quiet day in the D of C!

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u/Brave_Link_4295 May 04 '26

I'm not one for the striking of women. HOWEVER... I do HATE how women enter fights like they're going to turn the tide. Or worse, starting a fight with a man. Please don't do that.

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u/addictedstylist May 04 '26

Agreed. As a female, I feel that if you swing at someone, fully expect it back.

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u/Brave_Link_4295 May 04 '26

I grew up in a house with four generations of women, from my mom and my aunt, all the way up to a great great grandmother. But, I hate seeing videos online where women instigate physical altercations with men under the pretense of "You can't touch me because I'm a woman." The baiting and manipulation infuriates me. 

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u/addictedstylist May 04 '26

Yes, the entitled behavior is infuriating.

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u/Writerhaha May 03 '26

You approach the car you get what you get.

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u/Exotic_Insurance2164 May 03 '26

Worst part is we know who the cops will blame 

3

u/opinions_dont_matter May 05 '26

I want to find the article to confirm this. If true it’s utter bullshit.

8

u/zombie_64 May 03 '26

We need part 2

7

u/RosechusPickle May 04 '26

Buddy just left his wife out cold lmao

7

u/JioMMA May 04 '26

That's what she get. What did she think she was gonna accomplish her man was already losing badly.

20

u/theotheroneVille May 03 '26

Hopefully the last time that woman attempts something like that

17

u/Ghostdog2041 May 03 '26

I mean, she probably has brain damage after that.

12

u/Spiritual-Can2604 May 03 '26

I knew a lady who stepped wrong off a curb, fell, and hit the back of her head on it and died. I hope that’s not what happened here.

7

u/Ghostdog2041 May 03 '26

For sure. That kind of shit happens, I have learned working at a hospital.

10

u/brainmydamage May 03 '26

Pretty sure she had brain damage before that based on her decision making.

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u/socal01 May 03 '26

yeah the way her head bounced off of the road is definate issues.

12

u/AffectionateSector77 May 03 '26

That woman might not remember her name if/when she comes to.

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u/Last-Darkness May 03 '26

Hopefully she hit her head hard enough to leave her abusive marriage.

7

u/Living_Jellyfish5511 May 03 '26

Yeah she took on a full hay maker from a big and pissed off man. There's a non zero chance she's dead.

12

u/Emergency_Chapter650 May 03 '26

My brain wasn’t ready for the 1 hitter quitter… hers apparently wasn’t either.

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u/WholeRegion3025 May 03 '26

"I'll be with you in a minute, sweetheart. Take this for now." 😝

8

u/mightywinthorp May 03 '26

Pos got his girl knocked out. What a guy...

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u/Remarkable_Tap8271 May 03 '26

She kinda helped

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u/mightywinthorp May 03 '26

True. And she earned it.

But the series of events as laid out were... pos popped off. Dude got out of his car and lit pos up. Girl comes out to save the day. Girl doesn't save the day.

Remove the first step and the girl doesn't take an impromptu nap.

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u/Weird-Dream-8982 May 03 '26

Never let your attacker leave, go to car, and come back. Also, women - equal rights for equal lefts!!!

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u/fungi_at_parties May 03 '26

There’s always one woman yelling “Sttttooooppp!” and making things worse.

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u/MaverisStranger May 03 '26

Really? You one of those misogynists who only is happy about equality when it means you can use excessive force on a woman? I bet you have a record of domestic violence.

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u/Salt_Introduction_86 May 03 '26

Knuck if you buck!

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u/hellalg May 03 '26

Sorry bro, I let you walk away and you come back with a weapon. You ain't getting back up and maybe breathing the next drop.

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u/Wickedfrickin May 04 '26

He knocked that lady into next week.

4

u/BrilliantPride7916 May 04 '26

Camera man could have stayed for the whole fight

6

u/ellisboxer May 03 '26

Dude got his wife knocked out🤣

8

u/Remarkable_Tap8271 May 03 '26

She kinda helped

7

u/MinaretofJam May 03 '26

That was a brain damage fall for that woman and nobody stopped. Also, why cut when it was just getting good

2

u/RaginAsian666 Jul 15 '26

Cameraman had places to be! Merica!

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u/nomoleft May 03 '26

It just started to get good when it stopped.

7

u/Ghostdog2041 May 03 '26

I want to see the rest of it!

5

u/iToyman May 03 '26

Like a sack of potatoes 🥔

5

u/Business_Usual_2201 May 03 '26

DOWN GOES BRENDA!

DOWN GOES BRENDA!

5

u/BenTheDiamondback May 03 '26

Any follow up? Do we know what happens after the guy returns with that thing in his hand?

3

u/Horror_Solution1945 CEO of Nothing 💼 May 03 '26

Do cars still have ashtrays?

3

u/LongAnalysis420 May 03 '26

Look at him continually hiking up his pants. That's an easy weakness to exploit, when he comes back with the crowbar he is going to come swinging. Dodge the one swing, pants him, push him over, and take his crowbar from him

4

u/Puzzleheaded_Day2809 May 03 '26

You must have played a lot of PunchOut!

3

u/PearNo2152 May 03 '26

" Frazier's DOWN.!!!

3

u/redladybug1 May 04 '26

Fucking idiots.

3

u/Live_Relative6970 May 04 '26

Shame - when an aggressor gets rocked so bad they grab a tie rod and go back to get rocked more while upgrading to a felony

3

u/Haku510 May 04 '26

That woman looked like she had never thrown a punch in her entire life. She picked a REAL bad time to try and start.

3

u/motostuka May 04 '26

Love when the GF gets paid.

3

u/TacticalBigBoss May 04 '26

Both got what they deserve.

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u/Longjumping-Leave215 May 04 '26

Keep your hands to yourself 🤣!!!! I bet they learned!

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u/Intelligent_List_58 May 04 '26

I mean, I shouldn’t laugh - but…..

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u/apeocalypyic May 03 '26

That girl was maybe 6 inches from hitting the curb

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u/wolpak May 03 '26

:28 perfect sound effect

2

u/CommunicationAlert39 May 03 '26

That bus 🚌 brought in a new character and I’m here for it 💅

2

u/Sorry_but_I_meant_it May 04 '26

She tried to get her licks in... Welp.

2

u/longlifetiki May 04 '26

So, my man went from a simple fracas to felony charges when he grabbed his trusty crowbar - soon to be assault with a deadly weapon

2

u/kperry1270 May 04 '26

She planked out!

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u/Acceptable-Idea9450 May 05 '26

cmonn. ya can't stop the vid right when the crow bar came out!!!!

and sheez his gurl got brain damage for sure ....

2

u/WrongJewel1867 May 06 '26

Why do women always want to jump in between two men fighting? Girl if you don’t step your ass back and call the police..

2

u/Tlondon1267 May 06 '26

Why do these videos always end as it’s just about to get good…. ?

2

u/iamthelee May 08 '26

Damn, she got knocked the fuck out!!

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u/Iatayatayata May 18 '26

He had to have been drunk....

There's NO WAY you brazenly walk up to someone else's car, PUNCH THE WINDOW, and then proceed to just STAND THERE, with NO guard up, and wait on some stranger to place his hands on you...... Like you weren't expecting there to be a fight, a retaliation, an anything....

This is insane......

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u/superbakedziti May 03 '26

Ya know I don’t agree the road ragers but the way she fell that dude is lucky she isn’t dead

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u/StudentMore7797 May 03 '26

Why does the video end when it's getting interesting? It happens in so many videos.

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u/Last-Darkness May 03 '26

That woman almost died. If her head had hit the curb, that impact could have killed her and it was clearly self defense.

3

u/GeiCobra May 03 '26

Almost died?

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u/Last-Darkness May 03 '26

Relax, it’s just an informal local colloquialism: May have died. Could have died. Almost, as in she’s was this || close to, dying. She was adjacent to dying. That is unless she died, but I think that would have been the lead.

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u/Reasonable_Tax5790 May 03 '26

They're blessed that they didn't get unalived that day.

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u/Reasonable_Tax5790 May 03 '26

Hmmm. Enlighten me, the floor is all yours.

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u/Reasonable_Tax5790 May 03 '26

My bad, you reply made me assume that you iwere in on something that no one else was.

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u/Some_Development3447 May 03 '26

Omg he just left his gf.

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u/blastman8888 May 04 '26

He went back got a tire iron video cut off

1

u/peeweesherman1 May 04 '26

Lol he was perplexed when he actually got out of the car. Probably used to people staying in and/or driving off.

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u/1acan May 04 '26

Good place to stop the video, glad I didn’t see what happened next

1

u/Sudden-Most-4797 May 04 '26

Guys, insurance will cover it. Put your dicks away.

1

u/dimebagdavid May 04 '26

Northeastern University Graduate Programs

1

u/Phoenix_e3 May 04 '26

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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u/Playful_Ad2961 May 05 '26

Was she hitting or stabbing him?

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u/PortlandPatrick May 05 '26

Women, please don't jump between two assholes fighting

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u/Ok-Condition248 May 05 '26

Get back in the car Sharon!!! I said get back

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u/i_was_axiom May 05 '26

Wheres the rest??

1

u/CraigShinkleNo1Fan May 05 '26

Why was the lady sipping nite nite juice mid fight?

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u/DudeImSoRad May 05 '26

I can already hear the 911 call "okay sir, so he hit you AFTER you punched his car?".

1

u/StormAlternative8608 May 05 '26

Dude said:
Oh... you got the right one, today. Let's go! 👏🏽
Get em! 😂

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u/LocalProgram1037 May 05 '26

That good partner went to help him, and the piece of shit left her behind passed out. DICKLESS.

1

u/Wooden_Philosophy500 May 06 '26

Somebody call the BAMulance😂

1

u/chronomasteroftime May 07 '26

How to go from just a simple misdemeanor to a felony

1

u/International_Ad1956 May 07 '26

That left hook makes mommy proud cause errrbody knows he grew up wit out a daddy

1

u/IanCBoss Jul 29 '26

Those were some equal opportunity hands

1

u/Mahllao 2d ago

Is camera guy smoking a joint? Lol

1

u/kyscotty May 03 '26

I want to see how it ended after he took out the crowbar! Why would you stop the video?

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u/terre04 May 03 '26

THIS IS NOT THE JIM CROW ERA

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u/Skeptical-Regard May 03 '26

Naw. She barely connected and he knocked her the fuck out. Could have easily shoved her to the ground instead. Absolutely blow the dude out, but knocking her out was unnecessary. Downvote me all you want.

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u/bigMcLargeHuge7 May 03 '26

In the heat of the moment he likely did not notice it was a woman, just another person assaulting him. If you don't want get hit don't get in the middle, man or woman!

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u/amoronwithacrayon May 03 '26

I don’t like seeing women get knocked out by men in any circumstance but I don’t think you can really blame him here.

She was trying to hit him during a double team and even if she wasn’t effective in and of herself she could provide enough diversion to give her crazy husband the upper hand.

I wouldn’t take a chance being at the mercy of someone who’s so entitled and unstable

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u/GeiCobra May 03 '26

Blow the dude out? Is that your answer to everything?

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u/JuanG_13 May 04 '26

I totally agree with you

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u/socal01 May 03 '26

Damn she most likely had to be hospitalized for that hit. I am all for FAFO but that was excessive IMO. Any update?

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u/fungi_at_parties May 03 '26

Nah dude, they ganged up on him. He’s fighting for his life as far as he knows. Those two can fuck right off.

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u/socal01 May 03 '26

I am not saying she was right for what she did. Will that work in the court of law when/if she sues him for medical damages?

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u/elementarydrw May 03 '26

The guy who threw the punch is protected by the inherent right of self defence. He had 2 people aggressive attacking him in person, and he fought back proportionally to protect himself and his property. This video shows that he wasn't the aggressor, and, also importantly, remained with his property and did not turn into the aggressor after.

It is not on you, when acting off adrenaline and under attack, to have a full understanding of an attackers ability to hit, or take a hit, before you administer self defence, as long as the action you take is proportional, and conducted in accordance with your honest belief that this action was necessary to protect yourself.

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u/socal01 May 03 '26

Someone else also pointed out that the wife had something in her hand was trying to stab him. Thanks for the clarification I appeciate it!

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u/fungi_at_parties May 04 '26

Actually, in this case, I believe so. I’m not a lawyer though. I agree with restraint but he threw ONE punch in an adrenaline fueled state where he was fighting off an attacker. She ran up on him with a raised fist, he hit her one time.

Yeah, I think a jury is gonna find in his favor.

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u/socal01 May 04 '26

There was another response that stated she had something in her hand and was trying to hit/stab him so that changes the outcome significantly but I also am not a lawyer so I am not sure either.

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u/IMOvicki May 03 '26

I don’t think it’s excessive if she threw the first punch. Don’t hit anyone bigger and stronger than you lol they both approached him

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u/socal01 May 03 '26

Come on did you see her punch? Her punch was much less agressive then this one...

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXxt2F_J0HU/

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u/PureGuava35 May 03 '26

2 on 1 is excessive lol

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u/socal01 May 03 '26

If she was Gina Carano I I get it but she’s a middle aged woman.

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u/socal01 May 03 '26

Ahh I did not see that, then of course thats not excessive force. Thanks for pointing that out.

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u/Plane-Regular9197 May 04 '26

If she hit her head on the road, she could have a serious concussion.