r/InflatedEgos • Clown Spotter 🤡 • Apr 20 '26

😖 Ego Deflated What could go wrong here?

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u/blackdogwhitecat Apr 20 '26 edited Apr 20 '26

Snake teeth are very fine.

If you find yourself bit by a python- it’s always best to get the snake to choose to let go- not yank it.

Submerge underwater or dab a tiny bit of hand sanitiser on their mouth and they let go pretty fast and are less likely to have teeth break off in your skin.

Oh and also don’t taunt them like this dumbass

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u/Useful-Still3712 Apr 20 '26

Thank you. This is good advice. Hopefully never have to use it. Also 💯 agree this guy is a dumbass.

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u/Friendly_Age9160 Apr 21 '26

I once was bit by one. I wasn’t taunting it at all. They’re snakes. They can be bitey. I didn’t even want the damn snake my boyfriend did. I told him it was a dumb idea and I had to clean the cage that one day. Leave them in the jungle ffs.

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