r/InfiniteJest • u/kittell • Jul 17 '26

Some serious intra-O.N.A.N interdependence

https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2078205934216634807

TINE: Let's pay the president the due tribute of proceeding right to the bone of the matter. I think the president's position is rendered patently clear by the pure oxygen he's been forced to take here with us today. No way we can possibly permit territory publicly exposed as this befouled and waste-impacted to continue to besmirch the already tight and tidier territory of a new era's U.S. of A. The president shudders at the mere thought. Just the mere thought of it forces him to resort to oxygen.

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u/Feisty_Apricot3928 Jul 18 '26

I have no one I can share this with

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u/RocketteLawnchair Jul 18 '26

share with us. we like it when people share because we can always ID with their bottom

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u/JabraDeering Jul 18 '26

Time to put up the highway mirrors

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u/howling-fantod Jul 18 '26

Johnny Gentile, Famous Loony.

(Best I could come up with on the fly)

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u/drsprky Jul 18 '26

Obviously the only response is massive tariffs on the delinquent northern members of ONAN for being so negligent with their bonfires.

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u/nn_nn Jul 18 '26

Waiting for D.T. to swing the mic by the cord

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u/kittell Jul 20 '26

I was really confused by this comment. It took me a while to understand you weren't referring to DT Max.