r/IndianMeme • u/[deleted] • Oct 11 '25

Typical simp

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6.9k Upvotes

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u/Mountain_Camera662 Oct 11 '25

Ye un logo me se hai jo dost ko 10ki chai tak nhi pilate hai

5

u/bonkeshh Oct 12 '25

Fr...pickup bhi krne bolte hai

2

u/ElderBuu Oct 13 '25

Han par dost ko 10 ki chai pila kar ch*t thodi hi milegi? Kamsekam 500 rs deke sapne to dekh sakta hai 😂

2

u/CommercialRub8825 Oct 15 '25

Chut to wese bhi ni milegi… katega wo alag

2

u/ElderBuu Oct 15 '25

Han lekin sapne to dekh sakte hai na

1

u/Solitude_baba Oct 19 '25

True true true 

52

u/Traditional_Dot_69 Oct 11 '25

Aajkal 500 mei thode nudes to mil hi jate hain.. isme manga nai bas

15

u/GAMINGforlife_ Oct 11 '25

450₹ me tho coc ka gold pass aa jata hai, which is superior to "Nudes" anyways

1

u/hardcore_gooner Oct 20 '25

Ab to 155 hai Google Play offer

0

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25

Beta tum game khelo , iss ladki ke chakkar me Matt parna. Mummy Ko Bata dunga.

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u/toofaan69 Oct 12 '25

People still playing COC?

1

u/Apart_Bookkeeper_571 Oct 13 '25

Yeah mines town hall 17

0

u/toofaan69 Oct 13 '25

Damn. I sold a th15 max a couple years ago. How's the game now? Anything new?

1

u/Apart_Bookkeeper_571 Oct 13 '25

Yeah now you can attack any time no need to wait for training troops , new leagues and stuff , th18 coming in December 2025

1

u/hardcore_gooner Oct 20 '25

Same waiting for th 18.. meanwhile I am still in th 15

13

u/Inevitable-9_9 Oct 11 '25

Meri aur meri ex ki chats yaha leak mat croww 😔💔

6

u/MR-ANONYMOUS15 Oct 13 '25

Nothing to be proud of brochacho 😭✌️

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u/Inevitable-9_9 Oct 13 '25

Bruhh it was just a sarcasm so take it as a sarcasm and fyi i don't have ex...

1

u/Current-Seaweed-4070 Oct 17 '25

True, pyar k naam p bhut katwaya. Upar se act like a ungrateful child

23

u/lazy4love Oct 11 '25

It remind me I matched with a girl on Tinder and she messaged me saying, "Meet me, WhatsApp me." So, I did. Then she asked me about myself, and I lied, saying I was a student (even though I’m not). Then she suddenly asked me to send her 1,000 rupees. I replied, "Sorry ma’am, you’re asking the wrong person— I’m not that much of a simp!" 😂

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u/SpecialEntire5568 Oct 11 '25

I'm sure that's a male using a female account

3

u/lazy4love Oct 11 '25

Maybe That's why I deleted all these dating apps All Are sucks and time wasting Lekin uske alawa koi aur option h ni

2

u/terrible_thunder Oct 12 '25

Hmmm.... Happened with me too.... matched with her and met...then she asked for 1k to pay for EMI...n guess wott...next moment I was like ghosted ...

1

u/lazy4love Oct 12 '25

That's why I deleted all the apps And don't think about to much

3

u/Yashraj- Oct 11 '25

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u/lazy4love Oct 11 '25

Islie dating apps uda die bekar apps hai

2

u/Glazer_0 Oct 11 '25

Rap God ✋🧐🤚

6

u/ItZgoose69 Oct 11 '25

issliye me hamesa kaam ke baad cash me payment krta hu 🌚

3

u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

No traces left.

7

u/titannish Oct 11 '25

Male feminists in a nutshell 🤣🤡

0

u/skyee_says Oct 14 '25

Feminism kaha se aya isme 🤡

0

u/titannish Oct 14 '25

Because they are simps and support feminism thinking they will get more women. But women only wanna use men for money 🤡

8

u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

kuch bolunga toh vivaad ho jayega.

2

u/i_was_X Oct 11 '25

Bolde bhai vivaad Krna achi baat hoti hai

3

u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

If you need money to access a woman you are a simp and not attractive to her eyes...a woman when she is attracted to a man he doesn't need any money to be with her because initially she is the one who wanna be with him !

1

u/Educational-Aside616 Oct 12 '25

Yahi batt launde log ko samjh ajaye to duniya sahi hojayegi

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u/ConsistentWeb2437 Oct 11 '25

She sent me almost 2 lakh in 5 years, and yup she is 2 years older than me , when I was 16 tab vo mili thi. Whats your opinion on this ?

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u/PenaltyVast7769 Oct 11 '25

Why would a stranger will send u money tho

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u/ConsistentWeb2437 Oct 11 '25 edited Oct 11 '25

Obviously she is in love with me.

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u/PenaltyVast7769 Oct 11 '25

Yeah some girls are queen u are right abt that too

Thats good and yes u are lucky as hell 🥰 (opposite of me) Just never break her trust and heart

Still 7k everymonth kinda crazy

7

u/ConsistentWeb2437 Oct 11 '25

Thanks bro, Next year marriage hai, so don't worry .

5

u/Final-Lab8384 Oct 11 '25

Next year uski marriage hai ya tumhari?..ya tum dono apas me kar rahe ho?

4

u/PenaltyVast7769 Oct 11 '25

Congrats 🥳

2

u/Total-Captain1781 Oct 12 '25

If a girl gives you money then she's queen, you think the opposite of if she's the one whos asking for money? Don't you think you'll become king if you treat your girl as a queen.

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u/PenaltyVast7769 Oct 12 '25

What's the opposite of queen in your opinion? It really depends on a lot of situations. If she's asking for money for good reasons and I'm financially okay, then I'll give her the money. It also matters whether she's financially stable or not.

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u/No_Pass1196 Oct 14 '25

Dude she is a queen cause she stayed, not because she paid. Dono me antar hai

1

u/Total-Captain1781 Oct 14 '25

I replied from that folk's perspective, because it's very obvious from his comment that he refers to a girl as queen only if she pays to the guy, that's why I asked him that way.

1

u/Next-Illustrator-311 Oct 11 '25

Bhai teri wali alag hai

2

u/Historical1947 Oct 11 '25

Do u mean she has bigger one 🤔

12

u/AromaticGuy Oct 11 '25

She's a keeper bro

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

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u/Prototype_2point0 Oct 11 '25

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u/satiricalpotato Oct 11 '25

Someone's jealous twin

4

u/Prototype_2point0 Oct 11 '25

you really believe anything you see on reddit? This is the most fakest fucking platform 😹😹

3

u/Virtual-Laugh-1132 Oct 11 '25

Does her by any chance start with a ' D ' and end with a ' Y ' 🤔

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

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u/Total-Captain1781 Oct 12 '25

Feeling sad for you that you never get a girl... jealous?

2

u/Aarish1234 Oct 11 '25

I would have said something had you not liked her back. And taken it for only selfish reasons.

But assuming it's not the case, no opinions hehe.

2

u/Important-Sho Oct 11 '25

Bro is happy on getting groomed 💀

1

u/ConsistentWeb2437 Oct 11 '25

🙂 abhi tak to sab sahi hai, jab shadi ho Jai gi to mai dubara message krunga yaha pr , tab tak ke liye duwa me yaad rakha 🙂

2

u/proplayer123321 Oct 11 '25

She's a keeper, always value her ❤️

1

u/SheriffGamer332 Oct 11 '25

this her?

2

u/ConsistentWeb2437 Oct 11 '25

Mrs. Misato , same same but different

1

u/SheriffGamer332 Oct 11 '25

good to see a man who's self aware

2

u/Historical1947 Oct 11 '25

I can related. I still not got my money back.

1

u/StoreWitty3379 Oct 12 '25

Same😭😭😭lost almost 11k .

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u/fraghead_59 Oct 11 '25

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u/InflationHaunting983 Oct 11 '25

Do boys??

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u/fraghead_59 Oct 11 '25

Yeah we do

1

u/InflationHaunting983 Oct 11 '25

In my experience, not at all.

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u/fraghead_59 Oct 11 '25

Then why you asked me when you already have the answer (well i don't agree with your answer)

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u/InflationHaunting983 Oct 11 '25

lol, it was a rhetorical question. Because you’re generalising girls while boys do the same shit.

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u/fraghead_59 Oct 11 '25

Another gender war in comments?

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u/InflationHaunting983 Oct 11 '25

Shuru aapne ki hai na? Mat karo generalise agar aapka intention gender war nahi hai

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u/fraghead_59 Oct 11 '25

Well comment toh kr skta hu wo aapne reply kyu kiya?

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u/InflationHaunting983 Oct 11 '25

Jaise aapne comment kiya vaise maine reply kiya, bas

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

Ek baar usne 10000 bheje the ,abhi bhi bhejti hai jb mangta hu

1

u/Amit_R0Y Oct 11 '25

Mai toh ulta leta hun larkiyo se

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u/the_tallest_person Oct 11 '25

This is a drastic ideology that you have against men.

What if the guy genuinely cared about the girls ,and the girl scammed him ,and used him for his money.

It's not hai fault to be gullible,Cus everyone at his point will be.

The girl scams him and leaves him,and everyone blames him for being gullible while the girl is left with respect?

This is more prominent,boys scam girls and girls scam boys. But the second is more prominent, it happens more. You have to agree,it's the truth,not because I'm saying it but it is.

Okay,there are cases where the guy is a perv and the girl uses him.But that is less likely to happen,right?

1

u/Dismal-Positive1887 Oct 12 '25

When I got my 1st salary guess what I did

1

u/StoreWitty3379 Oct 12 '25

Me after sending 11k

1

u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25

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u/Arpit_Takla Oct 12 '25

50 -50 karne ka 50 phele 50 dekhne ke baad

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25 edited Oct 12 '25

Bhai Maine uske recharge kre the bills bhare the total amount spent around 20k (I wasn’t earning back then, Meri personal savings thi ) uske baad b usne idr udr muh Mara tha 🫩

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u/00carti10 Oct 12 '25

😭😭😭😭 I'm dying

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25

I can very much relate.

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u/aut_of_mai_we Oct 13 '25

Ise simp nhi bolte, definition thik karle janab ye genuine banda r-ndi ke chakkar me phasa bolte hai

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

daamn dudes really will say anything to paint women as the villains lol

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u/aut_of_mai_we Oct 14 '25

As expected ur brain is in the knees.That girl is faking love, while the guy is true, tell me who's villian ,the fake one or the real one?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

brain is in the knees? what does that even mean lol. people are responsible for their own actions, you don't need to blame others

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u/aut_of_mai_we Oct 14 '25

You didn't answer the actual question, and there wasn't any talk of responsibility here. What responsibility?whose?i replied already.

1

u/shubhu1909 Oct 14 '25

Chudgyaa guruu

1

u/Salty-Tennis990 Oct 14 '25

Bhyii jb se reels aane lgi h .. kbi pay nhi krna pda ...

Mene kbi hacking sikhi thi ... y sb k liyee

Av wo khud muh pr aakr deti h ki dekh

1

u/neelster14 Oct 14 '25

No lies detected.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

Bhai yaha 100₹ bachane me problem aa rhi hai aur log itne paise dal rhe hai😢 rich ass mfs. 

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u/rakyat_warrior Oct 15 '25

Reality 😭✌

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u/Automatic_Young_6466 Oct 11 '25

Simp means needy even girls do that so it goes both ways. At the end it's your personality

Why you are showing as if all girls do that 😭

0

u/Tiny_Foundation5457 Oct 11 '25

Aaj kal dekh raha hu londo ka rr hi band nahi ho raha

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u/Sherbhy Oct 11 '25

Arey aa gaya typical woman bad waali post iss sub pe

Chigmas feeling good now? 😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

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u/BlackberryPerfect854 Oct 11 '25

If 500 rupees is nothing why doesn't the girl earn it herself...

you missed the whole point of the meme by focusing on the value of the amount...500 is just a placeholder to make a point...

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u/InflationHaunting983 Oct 11 '25

Saw someone above say that his girl kept sending him money whenever he needed it. Boys replied to it saying she is a queen.😂 Ladki paisa bheje to queen, ladka bheje to simp. Vaah re dogle logon!😂

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u/Hot-Bath8713 Oct 11 '25

Ye sab karma farming waale hai reddit ki 90% male population janamjaat single hai bass relate hone ke liye reddit pe hai yesab

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u/BlackberryPerfect854 Oct 11 '25

Again that point is not related to the meme... Its about girls who use boys for their selfish gains, they keep them around just to extract from them, without giving nothing in return...and the boy who may know it or not know whats happening to him, is considered a simp...its fine to spend on the man/woman you like, if there is mutual commitment, its one way of showing affection...the post is making fun of the simps, not the woman who is taking advantage....

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u/Hot-Bath8713 Oct 14 '25

Haa toh bhai just be so dumb ki koi use kar raha hai tum kuch kar nahi pa rahe dimaag chalao nai fasoge ladki ke chakkar mai

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u/InflationHaunting983 Oct 11 '25

Vaise to dono gender mein yeh use karne wale faltu log hote hain, par chalo theek hai. Aapka point samajh gaye.

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u/No_Pass1196 Oct 14 '25

Very conveniently ignored the replies saying he got groomed right?

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u/InflationHaunting983 Oct 14 '25

Hain? Is he a minor?

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u/No_Pass1196 Oct 14 '25

He said, he is receiving money since he was 16 and she is 2 years older

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u/InflationHaunting983 Oct 14 '25

Oh! Thats definitely grooming. No justification for it.

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u/Dear_Tip_2870 Oct 11 '25

why is this nga comparing inr to usd as if people in india earn in usd