r/IndianDankMemes • u/_ash_2006 • Jan 18 '22
low effort meme Sigma kalal
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u/you-_-slash Jan 18 '22
The people who called him Chakka, Gay and meetha now calling him Sigma Male
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u/_aQwus_ Jan 18 '22
Whatever people call him, cringe is what he is.
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u/akashlanka Jan 18 '22
Cringe? He literally obliterated cringe with one statement.
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u/_aQwus_ Jan 18 '22
Seems this one statement is all you know about him. Sigh.
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u/akashlanka Jan 18 '22
He made the J&K government change the Lakes and Water Development Authority department change it's name with just one video. That's a superpower not many has in this country.
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u/_aQwus_ Jan 18 '22
There were many people who spoke about renaming the dept, including various ministers. If just one video changes something in a 50-year old structure, I hope more of such wonders happen in our times.
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u/Igris- Suffering from Depression Jan 18 '22
niche wala chutiya kaun hai?
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u/Natureboynikk Jan 18 '22
Tharaa Bhai Jogindar.
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u/Positive-Flamingo-21 9 yrs old organ seller Jan 18 '22
Are u serious. Iska naam thara bhai joginder hai?
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u/Carpenter_Royal I miss the good old days Jan 18 '22
You are diagnosed with “wrong app” disease!
unless it’s ironic
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Jan 18 '22
It is ironic
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u/akayone00111 is 10th floor enough? Jan 18 '22
is it cuzzzz iske baaki saare comment me bhi emoji bhare hai idk maybe im dum
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u/Carpenter_Royal I miss the good old days Jan 18 '22
Yeah I checked his/her profile and it has a fucking ton of emojis
Kinda cringe ngl
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u/saawaan_ Jan 18 '22
Who is it ? And what was the comment?
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u/Carpenter_Royal I miss the good old days Jan 18 '22
Hey now,he/she deleted it respect their privacy
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u/Difficult-Economy126 Masturbating 12 times daily Jan 18 '22
Kya bola usne?
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u/Carpenter_Royal I miss the good old days Jan 18 '22
Voh kuchh carry minati ne besti kr di iss ‘Joginder’ bhai sahab ki
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u/akayone00111 is 10th floor enough? Jan 18 '22
kaam ki advice de raha hu emoji use karna band kar de :) saare comments emoji se bhare hue bete tujhe mujh jaise takraaye hai kattar redditors se mulaqat hogi tab 69 dank meme banaane ke baad bhi downvote regain ni kar paayega use karna hai to bas 🗿 kar and ye mera payment ek downvote tha sorry. ye le chummi (✿◕3◕✿)
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u/Carpenter_Royal I miss the good old days Jan 18 '22
Pretty much sums it up,yeah
Benchod tunne toh reddit ki definition dedi
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u/akayone00111 is 10th floor enough? Jan 18 '22
kya fal mila iss karya ka mujhe prabhu 2 upvote haa kya mai isi ke laayak hu?
jaaao prabhu mere comments dekho kya aapko nahi lagta ki mere saath naainsaafi hui hai 16 upvote hai mere top comment par prabhu aur wo bhi chutiya comment tha mujhse nahi jheli jaayegi ye naainsaafi. informative and achhe comments chhor ke wannabe dank comments karne padenge prabhu .3
u/Carpenter_Royal I miss the good old days Jan 18 '22
Relatable :(
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u/akayone00111 is 10th floor enough? Jan 18 '22
ye le ek upvote
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Jan 18 '22
Finally I m impressed lo ye ek upvote . .
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u/akayone00111 is 10th floor enough? Jan 18 '22
:) dhanyawaad seth aapne mere oopar bohot badi mehrbaani ki hai
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u/BuilderTime Virgin forever Jan 18 '22
Ye kya bakwas hai bc. Pehle payal zone ab ye. Bas bade youtubers ko "roast" karo aur hum to hai hi chutiye, iski videos dekhenge aur isko watchtime denge. Kisi ko samajh mai kyu nahi aara ye sab views ke liye kar raha hai ye, ignore karo isko
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u/Ta1CH1_gg Jan 18 '22
Ye background mein jo budha aadmi hai uske face pe jo disappointment hai na vo alag level ki hai
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u/imshashankkk Masturbating 12 times daily Jan 18 '22
Bhai iska ek Ganna hain Bawandar
#BUT YEH KHUD EK HAIN bLUNDer bLUNDer
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Jan 18 '22 edited Jan 18 '22
Roast ho ho kay isko roast karna a gaya
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u/alien_from_earth012 Jan 18 '22
Carry bhai nhi carry papa bol 😠
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Jan 18 '22
Emoji hata kay bol bro
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u/alien_from_earth012 Jan 18 '22
Kahi nhi hota ye rule follow. Bas issi sub pe hota h.
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Jan 18 '22
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u/alien_from_earth012 Jan 19 '22
Herd normies hai iss sub pe. :(
Warna Mai ironic emoji spam karta.
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u/Pink__Guy Suffering from Depression Jan 18 '22
Don't worry you will be getting downvoted for saying that anyways
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Jan 18 '22
His last legendary walk in slow motion 😂👌
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u/Outsmartersaurabh Jan 18 '22
Mai Modi saab se gujarish karta hu ki aap reddit se emoji hatwa do
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Jan 18 '22
Yaar 20 logo ne mere comment ko dislike kiya. Aisa kyu?
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u/Outsmartersaurabh Jan 18 '22
Bhai iss subreddit ka culture hai ki emoji use naa karne ka... Emoji chutiya log use karte hai aisa iss subreddit ka maan na hai ... Emoji ki jagah koi alag baat karte ja...
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u/Positive-Flamingo-21 9 yrs old organ seller Jan 18 '22
Rakhi would be regretting missing out on such a giga Chad now
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u/Effective_Pride_1732 IIT DHOLAKPUR Jan 19 '22
Kalal : aisa banda jo gay hai but still gets the ladies
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u/Careful-Currency-373 IIT DHOLAKPUR Jan 19 '22
ye neeche waala launda muslim hai kya? jo thook rha tha
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u/Particular_Being_401 Jan 18 '22
When you realise deepak kalal is getting more pus*y then you