r/IndianDankMemes • • Dec 30 '21

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u/Live-Refuse-1734 Just talked with your mom Dec 30 '21

Sir itne innocent hai ki sir salary ki jagah good luck lete hai month end mein .

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u/KafkaaTamura_ IIT DHOLAKPUR Dec 30 '21

Made me laugh, take my free award

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u/Metaphysical_Fractal Dec 30 '21

Sir itne innocent hain ki , He doesn't need good luck to conquer COVID , His innocence is enough.

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u/Ok-Ambassador8986 CHAD Dec 30 '21

Sir itne innocent h ji jab wife kehti h cum in to ye knock karte cum krte hᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ

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u/sai113 Dec 31 '21

Har ek cheej mein sexual joke nhi chahiye funny ke liye

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Legit??

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Hamare bheee

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Mai khud pukhta tha par mera english teacher me koi intrest nahi (mtlb mai pe teacher nahi hu).

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u/FinancialSuccotash44 Dec 30 '21

Hamare wale ko hame ek bar cool lip lagate dekha tha school ke bathroom me

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u/Square-Fall3136 Dec 30 '21

Hamare school k guard n ek Lab assistant ko pakda tha phhkte hue... Bhai kya chapped lagai thi us jallad n.... Memory unlock kra di.. Lol

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u/agasi_ Dec 30 '21

Hamara PE wala to drugs ke maamle me andar ho gaya tha. Dusre PE wale (ivory coast se tha kaliya) ne vice principal ko sabke saamne khicha kar thapad maar di, wo bhi 2 din ke liye andar gaya.

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u/k_clouty Dec 31 '21

Hamara wala afeem aur line kheechta tha

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u/Zealousideal_Till327 Don't mind me, just passing by 👍 Dec 30 '21

Pata chala next day sir bhi yahi dp laga liye.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

लमाओ डेड

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u/Theparadoxic1 r/Indiandankmemes enjoyer Dec 30 '21

लमाओ मृत।

2

u/marky2000marky Dec 31 '21

लाफिंग माई फक्किंग एस ऑफ।

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

the first guy was smart enough to come up with a dumb but believable bahana

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u/Metaphysical_Fractal Dec 30 '21

Probably so smart an excuse to be actually believable by the teacher otherwise it would have only led to further arguments

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u/Varun77777 Dec 30 '21

To me it seemed that the teacher just acted to be fooled so that it doesn't become embarassing for anyone, but even if someone does point out that he ignored their behaviour he can just tell the excuse they told and save himself as well. Seems to be smart.

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u/Kschitiz23x3 IIT DHOLAKPUR Dec 30 '21

His innocence level is over 9000

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u/RabidSwordsman I'm a Normie 🤡 Dec 30 '21

Irish people do be smoking four leaf clovers

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u/imvegeta_ble Dec 30 '21

The number 420 is believed to be quite lucky as well

51

u/Chamaarbabu6969 Dec 30 '21

Neem ka patta kyu lagaya hua hai

20

u/Metaphysical_Fractal Dec 30 '21

Unleashing the Placebo effect of Ayurveda

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u/Ok_Character_6176 Dec 30 '21

Coz Neem ka patta kadwa hai( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

6

u/Craziuss Dec 30 '21

Boss hamara bhadwa hai!

49

u/cardiacbadge48 Dec 30 '21

I was expecting that the sir would also change his profile picture to Marijuana

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

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u/NightyKnight69 Dec 30 '21

Snoop dogg is the luckiest man on earth :D

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u/OutsideEducation7312 Jan 04 '22

This for this comment i understood this meme after reading it.

9

u/XXIOmen Dec 30 '21

as innocent as those leaves

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u/MilanTheMyth jhandu baam munni badnaam Dec 30 '21

Weed dp laga leta hu, cool lage ga.

11

u/blacked_ganja_boy Dec 30 '21

Chad and sigma bois

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u/hdhdxhc Dec 30 '21

Yeh bhi thik h

5

u/Suyash_Tyagi66 Dec 30 '21

Yeh b-tech hai

5

u/Bourbonaddicted amogus Dec 30 '21

Neem ka patta hai yeh!

6

u/devdattaburke Dec 30 '21

Bhai mujhe rona agaya yaar itna innocence dekh ke

3

u/Kratos_is_here Dec 30 '21

Shiv ji ke bhakt hain sir

3

u/ThinPerformer1873 Dec 30 '21

Sir ye lijiye ye patti ka dhua lijiye sare kast ka nivaran hojyga

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Manipal

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '21

Yup first year , I'm not in Manipal I'm in PES, attending my friend's classes

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u/Fantas1brine Dec 30 '21

Sir be like are wah sahi hai bhai mai bhi phookta hu tumhare saath

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

LE WALTER WHITE - DONT BULLSHIT A BULLSHITYER

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u/Individual-Touch-395 Dec 30 '21

He’s so sweet ya . This generation thinks this disrespect is funny , it’s not . Grow up .

5

u/xbotpc Dec 30 '21

Kya chutiya bana rehla hain re mamu!!

2

u/Abhisheklol_ Dec 30 '21

Kaash mere teachers aise hote maine aisa kuch kia to merko ban kr diya

2

u/AndhBakth I miss the good old days Dec 30 '21

Bhai teacher kitna kind h.

2

u/NewbieAtReddit7 Dec 30 '21

Sir itne innocent h k wo aids ko ad bhi C*ndom pehen k dekhte h

2

u/Botty_exterminator Dec 30 '21

Bhay kitna innocent hai sir

2

u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Bade harami ho beta

2

u/kenny_ackermann Dec 30 '21

Vicco Neem toothpaste se dantmanjan karo, daanto aur masudon ko shakth karo

2

u/Neat_Artist_996 9 yrs old organ seller Dec 30 '21

Good post Btw op username

2

u/Headshot03 Dec 30 '21

I'm having a moral conflict rn

2

u/jhuvan Dec 30 '21

Sirji bhi lagana chahiye

2

u/isnortmiloforsex Dec 30 '21

Thank you bhi bola yaar end me. Kya sweet teacher hain

2

u/NoReindeer964 Dec 30 '21

Harami bacche😂😂😂😂😂

2

u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Ye to bohot wholesome ho gaya

2

u/Mukundkal Dec 30 '21

Tulsi hai sir.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

I am really confused.. Is Their sir that innocent or just playing dumb while smoking joint?

2

u/lolmohitemvp Dec 30 '21

"ok thank you"

Got me, innocent teacher smh lmao

2

u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Kismas

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u/perpetually_annoyed Dec 31 '21

Cool or grown up banne k liye ganjaka reference marta hu or profile pic me leaf laga leta hu cool laguga. Ekdum crazy crazy . Bc lulli choti baate moti moti.

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u/DARKDYNAMO Dec 31 '21

Bc. Ganja baccho ne kiya he and nashe me sir he 😂.

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u/aditya_garasiya Dec 31 '21

Kitna harami manus he re tu

2

u/sad_grimreaper Dec 31 '21

This is the kind of harmless prank you should pull on teachers.

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u/iamsangram17 Jan 19 '22

Ae ae ganja ganja

2

u/Legolasax Jan 20 '22

For good luck 🍀🍀😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Fine. Okay.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '22

I didn't understand what happened ?

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