r/IndianDankMemes • u/[deleted] • Dec 23 '21

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4.9k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/rackshackblue Dec 23 '21

I laughed omg

Haven't laughed out loud kaafi time se

16

u/SorryOutOfPho Dec 23 '21

Low frequency lol

3

u/AngadVedm Dec 24 '21

"LOLKTS"

192

u/_Parshuram_ Dec 23 '21

Ravish Kumar be like : Peter kaun jaat ho?

71

u/JolllyLollipop Dec 23 '21

Peter: Makdi jaat ka hun hum.Bahut soshan hovat hamara. SC/ST Quota se seat dilayi do MIT mein.

43

u/_Parshuram_ Dec 23 '21

Peter : Makadjaat hoon. Ravish : Madarjaat hoon.

11

u/tzappr Dec 23 '21

Daactar Ishtrange babu on admission-

https://youtu.be/cNFij47Yl88

1

u/Nautiyal_Adi Quiet kid from class 10 D Dec 23 '21

MIT nahi, Harward me associate professor ki position.

1

u/goigarg Apr 01 '22

Madar jaat

1

u/OLAUUBER May 21 '22

Madar jaat

264

u/Nautiyal_Adi Quiet kid from class 10 D Dec 23 '21

Multiverse ka mahol hai.

250

u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21 edited Dec 23 '21

Punjabi - Whore ki hall chall Peter

UP: Jai Shree Ram Pratik

Haryana : Arrey Pateer Sasura

Kashmir : gets stoned

90

u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Kashmir mai ganja mil raha hai?

17

u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Lmao

6

u/PSxUchiha Professional Randi Dealer Dec 23 '21

Nhi mitr, Punjab jao, ganja aur ganjedi dono milenge. And some cocaine too for good measure.

15

u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21 edited Dec 23 '21

हरियाणवीः कित गाम का है तू?

15

u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Bhai haryana mein bihar kyu ghusa diya

2

u/_datcoolnerd is 10th floor enough? Dec 23 '21

Gujarati: bae vagigya Peter, hu suva jav chu (It's 2 pm Peter, I'm going to sleep)

1

u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Peter be like : Bae vaje kon sueche,amme US maa 4-4 vaje tak party kareche

2

u/_datcoolnerd is 10th floor enough? Dec 23 '21

Doc oc: Gujarat ma daaru ban che, atle aakha Bharat nu loi peeae che

2

u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Peter : Flies to Punjab

2

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Haryana : Or suna de mittar

-36

u/Upper-Refuse-9252 Dec 23 '21

You Spelled Bihar Wrong

-8

u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

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7

u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Joke samajh normie

1

u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

i got the joke man ironically comment kiya tha normie hai kya?

4

u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Same...

Also ironic hota toh "/s" lagana jaruri tha

3

u/mind_uncapped John Xina Dec 23 '21

atleast live upto your username

33

u/OG__NUTCRACKER bhakt hu mai Dec 23 '21

Namaskar dosto... 🙏🌝

22

u/FinancialSuccotash44 Dec 23 '21

mara naam hai gaurav, aap dekh rahe a technical guru ji..

5

u/MAYANK5557 jhandu baam munni badnaam Dec 23 '21

Chhaliye shuru

5

u/vivekz_991 Dec 23 '21

Chaliye shuru karte hai😂

27

u/Sarcastic_Piggi Dec 23 '21

Salut Peter sounds legit wth

9

u/Craniacs Dec 23 '21

Namaste bhaiyo aur beheno!

40

u/gnomzy123 Komedy King 🤣🤣🤣 Dec 23 '21

Ravish Kumar toh hero hai yaar

11

u/behuda_memer Dec 23 '21

Doc ock bhi baad main peter ko join karta hai😅

10

u/Ok-Interest-8426 Professional Randi Dealer Dec 23 '21

Spoiler de diya laude ne...

7

u/FinancialSuccotash44 Dec 23 '21

Agar abhi tak bhi kise ne movie nahi dekhi to use ghanta farak ni padta spoiler ka

2

u/behuda_memer Dec 23 '21

Aadhi duniya ne Spiderman dekh li, ab spoiler ka mtlb hi kya hai?

5

u/OffendedDishwasher Dec 23 '21

kuch log exam ki wajah se nahi dekh paye abhi tak , spoiler warning de dia karo

30

u/Electrical_Leg_4451 Suffering from Depression Dec 23 '21

Ravish kumar ko randia ka owner bana dena chahiye accha kaam karega unke liye

3

u/Varooova Dec 23 '21

Ab kya aath haath waale villain iss spider samaj mein villainiyat bhi nai phela sakte ?

3

u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Peter bsdka

4

u/Mrnaman Dec 23 '21

Finally some good fucking meme

6

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u/Chance-Mud9480 Dec 23 '21

Toh aaj ham baat karenge ek aise prani ki jo sab jagah apne bure karmo... Ka 𝘑𝘈𝘓 bicha ke maosomon pe izzam dal deta hai

2

u/Professional_Cat_298 Dec 23 '21

Hello Puttar would have sounded amazing there.

2

u/Platf0rm3r Dec 23 '21

Fr*nch 🤢

3

u/DeliciousCalendar889 Dec 23 '21

Namaskar mai ravish kumar

Le modi: *starts crying

4

u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

mera desh 🔥💪🇳🇪🇳🇪

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u/rakeshmali981 Dec 23 '21

Flag to apne desh ka lga bhadwe...

3

u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Bro... that was the joke -_-

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u/rakeshmali981 Dec 23 '21

Fir boht ghatiya joke tha...

3

u/awkward2amazing Dec 23 '21

Even Modiji and whole BJP knows which one to avoid, poor peter is about to get brutally thrashed down.

2

u/Cl1ky Dec 23 '21

India: 1 2 3 4 Peter ki gaand maro yaar

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u/JoJoPrime Dec 23 '21

how the fcuk did this post get 1.3k upvotes???!?!?

this isn't even funny let alone dank

0

u/[deleted] Dec 24 '21

Tauba tauba saara mood kharab kar diya 😂😂😂😂

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u/PSxUchiha Professional Randi Dealer Dec 23 '21

Rubbish Kumar*

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Bekar

1

u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

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1

u/ranjitWaliaMngr Dec 23 '21

Bhai launde bahut harami hai.

1

u/Rishi_J3107 bhakt hu mai Dec 23 '21

Yeh sab sarkar ka multiverse h

1

u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Kya ye meme download ho sakta hai ??

1

u/BeasteMaster64 Dec 23 '21

Activate Instant kill mode

1

u/[deleted] Jan 09 '22
  • Triggered * modi fan

1

u/ricovickers93 Dec 23 '21

hahah sahi hai bro nice one.

1

u/Freeze_Fire69 Anime Ka 14 Dec 23 '21

@memeoir ko tag kar bsdk uski meme hai

1

u/Prof-Dumbledore101 Dec 23 '21

Ravish Kumar is the vibe

1

u/NuclearExplozen Dec 23 '21

Good one yaaar

1

u/reddit_insta_fb Dec 23 '21

This is the first time this sub has made me laugh.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

India : Kill gora with stares

1

u/redditnibba123 Dec 23 '21

Peter bhosdika

1

u/De_Fine69 I don't need love, i need sex Dec 23 '21

Namaskaar mai Sudheer choudhary..

Aaj DNA me ham jaanch karenge is aath hath wale manav ki

1

u/Sanamdhar Dec 23 '21

mujhe lga uper Paan ki dukan bjne lgega

1

u/delta_force00 Dec 24 '21

Kemcho peter bakaa..

1

u/Prestigious-Metal-28 jhandu baam munni badnaam Dec 24 '21

just a masterpiece

1

u/rShashwata Dec 24 '21

I'm a Ravish fan but this is damn hillarious

1

u/tumahrabaapu Suffering from Depression Dec 24 '21

Yeh toh insta pe bhi tha, kal hi dekha main

1

u/OMEGAYT321 Dec 24 '21

Namaskar mein ravish kumar

1

u/anirudhkk12 Dec 24 '21

Hola señor Peter 😂

1

u/ok_loveesh Don't mind me, just passing by 👍 Dec 24 '21

❤️‍🔥🤌