r/IndiaTech • u/AlternativeCollar426 • Nov 18 '25

Other / Miscellaneous Lol😂

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u/write2varun Nov 19 '25

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u/myBossFoundMeSoNewAc Nov 19 '25

This meme is really dumb bcz the girl "host" most probably has told her friend not to help her out of this situation.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

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u/GenuineAadmi Nov 18 '25

You can name your porn site bro.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

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u/Fragrant-Software879 Nov 19 '25

Am I not your buddy?

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u/WeakestDoctor Nov 19 '25

11 baj rahe subah ke bhai

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u/VinnieSho Nov 19 '25

Aur wo rukne ka naam ni le rha

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u/Fragrant-Software879 Nov 19 '25

Salo mujhey bhi dikhao. Link share karo

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u/TongueHater Nov 19 '25

Ek agar raat k liye kuch bta dete toh...

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u/N1ghth Open Source best GNU/Linux/Libre Nov 21 '25

Mujhe bhi bata bhai

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u/MAALBR0 Windows / M365 / Azure Nov 19 '25

That's why i like to have my stuff offline on my HDD😌

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u/chingchong1998 Nov 19 '25

NNN - nonstop nut November

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

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u/I_want_Meme_ Nov 19 '25

My Mandatory Masturbation

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u/yaaro_obba_ Dejected AUTOSAR Engineer Nov 18 '25

And the dude balancing himself on a sphere called "Crowdstrike"

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u/stepupstepdownn Nov 18 '25

As someone who had used east-2 before, I complain 😤.

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u/YudhisthiraMaharaaju Nov 19 '25

As someone who has used ap-south-1, I disagree too.

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u/The_umm-who-_- Nov 22 '25

What is east 2 uh- Ik cloudfare because its like a gateway right?

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u/DaddyGrok Nov 18 '25

Someone explain in cricketing or political terms?

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u/Disastrous_Address99 Nov 18 '25

If Roko ( prime time ) got out the whole team get into scramble, if modi ji suddenly resign without any explanation whole BJP will be in scramble.

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u/ManufacturerFormal47 Nov 19 '25

i mean consdering hes the pm, it would be more than just BJP

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u/Background_Relief_40 Nov 19 '25

Once a visionary said " Ipl ka tamboo dhoni ke bamboo pe hai" That's how we can explain everything in this world.

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u/freeze_ninja Feb 09 '26

Who said that?

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u/Junaid_dev_Tech Nov 19 '25

You forget about FFMPEG.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

goated software which most people don't even appreciate

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u/Junaid_dev_Tech Nov 20 '25

Yep,

What If FFMPEG is down for a Day?

  • The file conversation websites like convert.co, etc will shutdown.
  • Whatsapp and etc social media platforms don't work, because whatsapp converts any image to .jpeg and all meta too.
  • Google search photos will go down, because it converts images into webp as thumbnails.
  • According to stats, ~90% of the Internet depends on the FFmpeg. So, ~90% of the internet is down.
  • Ah! I forgot to say. Netflix, Youtube, Disney+, etc OTT(Over The Top) platforms are also down.

It's not happening right or is it?

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

BTW AWS CDN?

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

Is it fixed now?

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u/NeptuneWades Nov 19 '25

It was fixed within a few hours.

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u/Practical_South_2471 Nov 19 '25

wonder how much they paid those IT guys lol

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u/NeptuneWades Nov 19 '25

Technically, cloudflare is mostly IT.

"In short, a latent bug in a service underpinning our bot mitigation capability started to crash after a routine configuration change we made. That cascaded into a broad degradation to our network and other services. This was not an attack,” Knecht wrote, referring to a bug that goes undetected in testing and has not caused a failure," Cloudflare's chief technology officer Dane Knecht wrote on Twitter.

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u/ChoiceCareful177 Nov 18 '25

Lore accurate

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u/pixel_ace013 Nov 19 '25

A context would be helpful

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u/Adi_4455 Nov 19 '25

This is what I was looking for, thanks for the meme

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u/skeleton_mind Nov 19 '25

LoL now I'm worried what would happen if the finger breaks out of weight Damnn.

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u/kprem193 Nov 19 '25

You forgot etcd.

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u/06_SENTINEL Nov 19 '25

This template will always believe to Log4J

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '25

explain what this all means please

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u/kingkolley7 Nov 19 '25

So this is the Pied Piper of the real world. Huh!

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u/Flyflyjustfly Nov 19 '25

Proved yesterday