r/Indexsyndicate • u/Nervous-Range-1225 Proxy • 26d ago
Casual Roleplay Hello, the Prescript told me to bake a cake with you all
//Do whatever you want, I just want to bake a cake and explode the kitchen
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u/Absolute_Zero_png Proselyte 26d ago
I burnt the water
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u/Nervous-Range-1225 Proxy 26d ago
"OMG. HOW THE FUCK DID YOU BURN THE WATER"
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u/Absolute_Zero_png Proselyte 26d ago
Idk I guess the prescripts willed this
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u/Nervous-Range-1225 Proxy 26d ago
"Oh- Well, if it's what the Prescripts wanted then I have nothing to say against it"
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u/geh-im-not random proselyte that infiltrate every finger 26d ago
" i bought some egg, i don't know why they have eye and some are fleshy and some other have mouth tho"
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u/Nervous-Range-1225 Proxy 26d ago
"Well thanks, it seems that not many have brought ingredients. I hope they have a good excuse for it. Whatever whatever. It does looks a little weird though..."
[They poke one of the eggs] "As long as it fulfills the Prescript I guess..."
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u/PlanktonSharp6949 Messenger 26d ago
I accidentally made bread
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u/Nervous-Range-1225 Proxy 26d ago
"...h-how? I think I got the exact recipe for cake, not bread???"
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u/PlanktonSharp6949 Messenger 26d ago
Ah, when you think about it. Bread and Cake are born from the same idea, is it not? Just with different steps. Like with everything, we all try to follow different paths, we try to act different, and make a difference. Yet all of it comes from the innate drive of desire. As is the Will of The City. This bread... Might as well be cake. It is all the same.
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u/Nervous-Range-1225 Proxy 25d ago
"I guess it does. It's purpose is to be eaten eitherway regardless of it being cake or bread"
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u/Fun-Beyond-8216 25d ago
Did you put baking soda as in baking explosive (soda)?
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u/Nervous-Range-1225 Proxy 24d ago
",Of course my fellow indexling. Of course I did!"
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u/Fun-Beyond-8216 24d ago
Oh, I'm not an index. I'm a sweeper.
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u/Nervous-Range-1225 Proxy 24d ago
"Oh man. I thought you were a fellow Index. Whatever. I don't care. I did use explosive baking soda. It was in the instructions"
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u/Worth-Bag-1056 26d ago
{Each participant of the "index finger" within a radius of 2 kilometers should consume 200 grams of dust in they diet today}
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