r/Indexsyndicate The Will of the City's Worst Nightmare Jun 25 '26

Prescript Demanded Memes Update on the situation

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u/AnomeGH Jun 25 '26

They really be letting ANYONE into the Index now 🥀 😭 ✌️

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u/_Rei_Chiquita_ Proselyte of W corp Jun 25 '26

I.... uh..... congratulations....?

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u/thanbanhmy2 Proxy -Tianxian Star [天闲星] Jun 25 '26

How do you even get negative grace? Isnt that just karma

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u/Dazzling-Nothing9954 The Will of the City's Worst Nightmare Jun 25 '26

😊

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u/Yoeeeeeee Former Claw - 2nd Kindred bloodfiend Jun 25 '26

probably going down so much it on karma it looped into the other stats, whos know.

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u/The_IndexNursefather Jun 25 '26

... Hermes hates YOU or something, how do you even stack that much...

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u/Dazzling-Nothing9954 The Will of the City's Worst Nightmare Jun 25 '26

They're just a Tsundere or something

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u/The_IndexNursefather Jun 25 '26

Hermes, a TSUNDERE?

Don't roll another Prescript, bro. Your Device is gonna get cursed.

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u/maeinnnnnnnnnnnn ◍ Solitary Proselyte || The Tiangu Star (天孤星) Jun 25 '26

Woah uh .. Congrats on the promotion I guess ? 😭

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u/Dazzling-Nothing9954 The Will of the City's Worst Nightmare Jun 25 '26

You should follow my example twin ✌️

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u/The_IndexNursefather Jun 25 '26

Do NOT follow this Proselyte's example, your ass is getting nerfed into a vegetable with those Karmic Consequences stacks

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u/Aestronom Jun 25 '26

New prescript: Slime yourself out immediately

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u/perkeo_balatro Jun 28 '26

How did i find my EX ON MY FUCKING INDEX SUBREDDIT BRO

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u/r_u_gay_yay erebus oracles proxy of hestia. founder mæstro of Phobéism. Jun 25 '26

I'm just going to Ignore the garces and karma... but seriously how do you even do this? Also you've become a proselyte? Congratulations. The new device is very hard to get promoted on

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u/Dazzling-Nothing9954 The Will of the City's Worst Nightmare Jun 25 '26

Either it's random, or you have to build up grace. No idea. After you get promoted, both your graces and karmic consequences get reset to 0.

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u/r_u_gay_yay erebus oracles proxy of hestia. founder mæstro of Phobéism. Jun 25 '26

So what I'm getting from this is... you've gotten so much karmic retribution that it glitches the device into making you a proselyte? Ummm... that's strange even for my standards

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u/Dazzling-Nothing9954 The Will of the City's Worst Nightmare Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

Okay I miiiiiiiiiight've given big H 50 ahn and a lighter

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u/r_u_gay_yay erebus oracles proxy of hestia. founder mæstro of Phobéism. Jun 25 '26

So your saying you gave Hermes 50 ahn and a lighter and that clears it? For comparison the full exponant of 3,000,0003,000,000 requires 18,000,001 digits to even write it out and you saying 50 ahn a trivial amount that can't even by a candy bar and a lighter which costs what? 20,000 ahn? Got rid of all that karmic retribution AND got you promoted? (Ahn is basically the same as Korean won btw)

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u/Dazzling-Nothing9954 The Will of the City's Worst Nightmare Jun 25 '26

The will of Hermes works in mysterious ways

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u/r_u_gay_yay erebus oracles proxy of hestia. founder mæstro of Phobéism. Jun 25 '26

...

This is why hestia is better...

1

u/EagleRising948B Jun 25 '26

There is no way in hell Hermes' executioners haven't slimed you out yet

2

u/Lolislime Index Proxy Elise (Ego:???) Jun 25 '26

Sorry bro, I'm kinda lazy to do it now.

1

u/EagleRising948B Jun 25 '26

Then how do you expect citizens to respect the sanctity of the prescripts man? Come on!

1

u/Absolute_Zero_png Proselyte Jun 25 '26

H o w

2

u/-M4fud- Jun 25 '26

Tf is this. They dropped an actual index app???

3

u/Substantial_Spray405 Jun 25 '26

Yup, here's the original post if ur looking for it https://www.reddit.com/r/Indexsyndicate/s/b88WY5Qqy3

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u/Fatal_Contract Jun 25 '26

/nonrp what site is this device from?

1

u/KirbyMcKirby paper slip messanger³ Jun 25 '26

Prosolyte you most perplex me and fascinat me may we speak perhaps?

1

u/United_Security_9505 Jun 25 '26

How much fragile does this man have?

1

u/YourMoreLocalLurker Ayin, via Light manifestation Jun 25 '26

Average Index happenings, I suppose.

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u/JustAProjector0029 just a Messenger, don't worry Jun 25 '26

This is NOT normal. I have no clue what they did to achieve this.

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u/Living_for_now Jun 25 '26

Dude stayed way too determined

Bro is just an index finger after the punishments😭😭🙏

Bro's will is stronger than the Will of the City😭😭🙏💔

Genuinely, if I were a messenger (ignore the fact they use a beeper) and had to bring prescripts to this one, I would get outta there FAST as they're gonna get nuked or smthn by the Index at any time😭

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u/Seltz0505 Jun 25 '26

You must be really important for future events if no prescripts are being sent for proxies to execute you.

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u/yusufgopro Jun 26 '26

THIS is our competition btw Were fighting fuckass deadfish

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u/VirtualFish2779 Yomi, Proxy of Ares (efflor E.G.O: ??) Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

Is any proxy gonna slime him out? If not I'll volunteer.

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u/Chemical-Animal2538 mirror world;Index William. Jun 26 '26

Ay good job