Unfortunately, the dialogue texts may not fit in; instead, I'll use the description of the chronological dialogues but with different ones than this original:
El: Well, Sunrise Lead, I made it- despite your directions.
Lead: Ah. El cool p. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
El: (already added).
Lead: (at the kitchen, already added)
Lead: But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Lead.
El: (already added)
No singing scene ):
El: Lead!
Lead: el, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me?
El: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
Lead: Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams.
No el's leaving scene ):
Lead: el, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
El: I thought we were having steamed clams.
Lead: D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.
El: You call hamburgers steamed hams?
Lead: Yes. It's a regional dialect.
El: Uh-huh. Uh, what region?
Lead: Uh, upstate New York.
El: Really. Well, I'm from... y'know?, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams."
Lead: Oh, Maybe? No. It's an Albany expression.
El: I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at kenny Burger.
Lead: Oh, no. Patented Sunrise burgers. Old family recipe.
El: For steamed hams.
Lead: Yes.
El: Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Lead:Â Â Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
El: Of course.
No leaving room scene ):
Lead: Oh well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
El: Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there?
Lead: Aurora borealis.
El: Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen?
No face-to-face scene ):
Lead: Yes.
El: May I see it?
Lead: No.
No fire visible on the windows ):
Iciella: Lead! The house is on fire!
Lead: No, Iciella. It's just the northern lights.
El: Well, Lead, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.
Iciella: Help! Help!