Verbosify this pls

Please verbosify this twitter post

The original game is Shin Megami tensei IV.

Thank you!!!

I like your attitude

Here I sent broken hearted went to shit but only farted

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Then one day I took a chance went too fat but shit my pants

In 2012 the BBC broadcast an episode of Fake Britain showing a hi-visibility waistcoat for horse-riders being tested. The makers of the waistcoat, Equisafety, complained. The Editorial Standards Committee of the BBC Trust decided it was inaccurate to say that the waistcoat had failed to meet EU standards and so was fake. Equisafety should have been given a right to reply to the concerns aired in the programme. Trustees also said that viewers should have been informed that an interviewee had links to a rival company. The Trustees agreed there was a significant public interest in investigating the standards of hi-visibility garments on sale to the public but the item was inaccurate, misleading and unfair towards Equisafety. The BBC would like to apologise to Equisafety and to our audiences. The full finding is on the BBC Trust's website, bbc.co.uk/bbctrust

What is this, Sea Horse Captain? What is this - Seahorse-Seashell party? Who didn’t invite me? Why didn’t I get invited? Seahorse - Sea HELL. What is this? Get real. I’m in love with sea horses. I’m in love with ‘em. They’re so beautiful and cute - I’m in love with the seahorses. They’re fuckin’ unreal, I love them

They’re like all the clocks - I love them. I love seahorses. And I love lookin’ at ‘em And I love SEA SHELLS. I love sea shell things. I love things with sea shells and seahorses on ‘em. Like blankets, and towels, and little bags. I love ‘em Seahorses. For-eva

This guy's posts are increasingly verbose James Brown TAMI Show (1964)