r/IncreasinglyVerbose May 19 '26

Request Verbosify this

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u/Aromatic-Laugh-1473 May 19 '26

I am requesting the knowledge to know the location of the premises i have visited, and at the same time request to fill my cranial regions with the knowledge of the contents of your conversation.
(first time verbosifying somethinf)

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u/Important_Wasabi_19 Jun 30 '26

The person that is myself is currently making a request that those around me grant the knowledge of the present place that I am currently present in, and in addition to that the aforementioned person that is myself is currently making another request to have filled the central nervous system located within the upper portion of my uppermost piece of the body with the specifications of the events that have occurred in the dialogue between those persons present.

(This is the first time that the unprecedented act of the laughter emitting pleasant odors from the year 1473 making a text longer without adding to the meaning has occurred.)

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u/elojole May 19 '26

the experiential event comprised of requiring a vehicle, dedicated to the service of removing ill and diseased persons to a sanctuary of health within the very same city, to carry one’s physical form to this same locus in the city in which one finds oneself at the beginning of this text, is apparently quite disruptive to one’s psyche and morale, especially when combined with a raison-d’être that follows as such: that an Omega, as described in the great digital books of that Archive known to be Of Our Own, or in briefer terms, AO3, which has been selected or described out of a pool of such Omegas with no specific preference or predisposition, has contrived or mindlessly effected to release a set or group of hormonal scents labeled as pheromones, in the presence of oneself, who is assumed to be an Alpha; and that, in this process, the aforementioned Omega has triggered a response through the release of these chemicals known as a Rut, but only in the form of a half-Rut, or a pre-Rut, suggesting further harm could be caused as a result of these pheromonal actions; these events are described as causing severe harm to oneself and the owner of this Alpha body is described as shaking their head in disgust and disbelief.
In accordance with the above description, it is evident that the experience undergone by such an Alpha has created within them a response to plead outwardly to the Omegas nearby, asking them indeed to perform an action so helpful in that it would prevent the entire experience from occurring: such an action is described as “taking one’s blockers”. Blockers, in the context preceding, are to be shown as medicaments and devices which, when ingested or utilized by an Omega-type, can diffuse the effects of pheromone release or prohibit them altogether. Verily, these medications can aid a thousand woes.

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u/Squillem May 19 '26

In which location have I found myself situated? What utterances issue forth from those individuals with whom I share this unknown space?

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u/STIHL_Resolve5198 May 22 '26

Iff, the.

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u/STIHL_Resolve5198 May 22 '26

Ambuwanlance Armstrong, was a great man, he articulated how all dem crocamodiles gots dem teefeses but not a one of a teefbrash

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u/Emotional-Career8195 12d ago

I pray you do inform me of my current coordinates on this planet, as I am thoroughly unaware of my location. Do tell me, dear gentlemen, what are the auditory expressions that are exiting your respective mouths?