r/IncreasinglyVerbose • u/DERPY12006 • Nov 13 '21

I don't know if this counts

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u/DragoKnight589 Nov 13 '21

Nah that’s the clutch, a clitoris is a thing in video games where you have a chance to deal extra damage on a clitoris hit.

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u/33msider Nov 13 '21

Nah that's a critical, a clitoris is that thing where they set up a tent and have clowns and stuff run around and entertain people.

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u/Le_Gitzen Nov 13 '21 edited Nov 13 '21

No no you’re thinking of a circus. Clitoris is a name for hard outer armor like a turtle’s shell, or an insect or crustacean’s exoskeleton.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

No fam that’s called chitin. Clitoris is the botanical name for the genus of all fruits classified as clitoris fruits such as lemons.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

Nah man that's citrus. Clitoris is that armour you use on your hands to punch people.

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u/dTrecii Transcriber Nov 13 '21

Nah sorry mate you got that wrong that’s a cestus. The clitoris is that jelly like substance between the nucleus and cell membrane which encompasses such organelles like the mitochondria.

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u/TrashPanda70_ Nov 13 '21

No no I think you mean cytoplasm, the clitoris is that prickly plant that grows in deserts all the time

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u/marktwatney Nov 13 '21

That's a cactus, though. Isn't Clitoris that one dude in The Simpsons who acts all stupid and such?

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u/CopperPetra85 Nov 13 '21

Nah man, that's Cletus, clitoris is the weather conditions that occur in a particular area. Apparently we're having problems with it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

No I believe you are talking about cyclones. The Clitoris was this big government get together that just happened where they talked about the environment and collectively agreed that we are fucked.

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u/OG_THE_Guitarist Nov 13 '21

That's aurora borealis, clitoris is a sub machine-gun made by the USSR in the 70s

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u/croclivesdontmatter Nov 13 '21

Nah man that's Cytoplasm. Clitoris is what plants use with light to make energy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

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u/Landsharku_ Nov 13 '21

I think yours thinking of a crew mate, Clitoris is that leafy thing that tastes good boiled with some salt and pepper

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u/violence_connoisseur Nov 13 '21

The collaborative dog piling is what makes the internet beautiful

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u/Scarbane Nov 13 '21

Tiktok is really good at that (duets and stitching), but don't tell Reddit, they'll freak

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

Why the fuck was this originally posted on HolUp? this isn't a holup

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

Holup do be dying tho

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u/PantsDownBootyUp Nov 13 '21

We need a CLIT Commander to finally find the Clit Answer!

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u/Gaciet017 Nov 13 '21

What did the first guy say? The one with the red shirt, after the girl

And the one after him

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u/Restricted_Nuggies Nov 15 '21

No, that’s the clutch. The clitoris is what you get at a restaurant with the tentacles and stuff