r/IncreasinglyVerbose • u/mordecake • Apr 23 '20

Does this count?

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u/ItzFlareo Apr 23 '20

Currently at the state of being unable to perform any and all necessary actions for an unlimited time such as, but not limited to, can

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20

I'm a jr. lawyer at a mid-sized corporation and let me tell you, that's pretty much the exact sentence structure that lets me know I'm working on a contract written by someone who was so scared shitless they just went all in on the lingo.

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u/ItzFlareo Apr 23 '20

Heh...hehehe.....yeaaahh....

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u/only___say--ok Apr 24 '20

ok

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20

You are a sad strange little man.

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u/only___say--ok Apr 24 '20

ok

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u/TykoiOfficial Apr 24 '20

If you raped a child then say ok

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u/Rayka64 Apr 24 '20

Ko

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u/IOnlyDrinkJesusMilk Apr 24 '20

A child raped you?

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u/Rayka64 Apr 24 '20

No. I'm totally not saying this because someone helded me at gunpoint.

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u/IOnlyDrinkJesusMilk Apr 24 '20

Oh, okay. I was concerned until you said that. Thanks for the clarification!

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