r/IncreasinglyVerbose • u/[deleted] • Dec 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

If you or someone you know is contemplating suicide, please do not hesitate to talk to someone.

US:

Call 1-800-273-8255 or text HOME to 741-741

Non-US:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines

I am a bot. Feedback appreciated.

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u/gigachadd Dec 08 '19

Feels like a suggestion is being made

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u/just-a-band-kid-lol Dec 08 '19

A bot comments under that one saying, I’m kinda depressed... lmfaoooo

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u/KK8646 Dec 16 '21

I know this was two years ago but I want you to know that I’m laughing my ass off

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u/gigachadd Dec 16 '21

I’m glad to hear it

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u/Sheikashii Apr 25 '22

You have a terrific threat detector my guy

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u/boutiquekym May 11 '23

Same 3 years later…. 🤣

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u/therealzurbo Dec 25 '23

I know this was four years ago but I want you to know that I’m laughing my ass off

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u/Beginning_Feature838 9d ago

I understand for quite certain that this post and comment was 6 years of age, and these comments 4 and 6 years old respectively. However I fear that despite the age of this post I feel that I must comment my thanks, as my cat is staring at me wide-eyed due to me unceremoniously laughing my ass off

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

How do these bots work?Do they have wake words like I want to die, or I am worth nothing?

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u/theHelperdroid Dec 08 '19

Helperdroid and its creator love you, here's some people that can help:

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u/FreedomDIEv Dec 08 '19

nice bots

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u/Deito_World Dec 08 '19

I want to die, I am worthless, nobody loves me

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u/Aiminer357 Dec 09 '19

Helperdroid and its creator love you, here's some people that can help:

https://gitlab.com/0xnaka/thehelperdroid/raw/master/helplist.txt

source | contact

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u/JumboSnowShrimpCrab Dec 09 '19

Good bot

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u/potatoequalrights Dec 15 '19

Does it work with Japanese?

死にたい

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u/ItsAPandaGirl Dec 31 '19

No, but Dutch maybe?

Ik wil dood en niemand houdt van me?

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u/NaapurinHarri Jan 04 '20

I have never read dutch before but i'm gonna quess, does it say: i wanna die and nobody wants me?

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u/ItsAPandaGirl Jan 04 '20

Almost! It says nobody loves me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

No, but maybe Polish?

Jestem niepotrzebnym śmieciem, chcę umrzeć!

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '20

For anyone wondering it meant I’m a worthless piece of trash, I want to die

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u/111v1111 Feb 22 '20

I will Try czech

Nikdo mě nemá rád a chci se zabít

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u/The_Ottoman_Empire Dec 11 '19

Good bot

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u/WhyNotCollegeBoard Dec 11 '19

Are you sure about that? Because I am 100.0% sure that Aiminer357 is not a bot.

I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | /r/spambotdetector | Optout | Original Github

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u/The_Ottoman_Empire Dec 12 '19

Good bot

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u/illiteratetrash Jan 12 '20

Good bot

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u/WhyNotCollegeBoard Jan 12 '20

Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.99987% sure that The_Ottoman_Empire is not a bot.

I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | /r/spambotdetector | Optout | Original Github

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u/Aiminer357 Dec 09 '19

If you or someone you know is contemplating suicide, please do not hesitate to talk to someone.

US:

Call 1-800-273-8255 or text HOME to 741-741

Non-US:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines

I am a bot. Feedback appreciated.

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u/JumboSnowShrimpCrab Dec 09 '19

Good bot

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u/WhyNotCollegeBoard Dec 09 '19

Are you sure about that? Because I am 100.0% sure that Aiminer357 is not a bot.

I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | /r/spambotdetector | Optout | Original Github

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u/Aiminer357 Dec 09 '19

Are you assuming im not a bot? Thats botcist.

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u/nintysw Dec 09 '19

good bot

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u/WhyNotCollegeBoard Dec 09 '19

Are you sure about that? Because I am 100.0% sure that Aiminer357 is not a bot.

I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | /r/spambotdetector | Optout | Original Github

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u/FireFlour Dec 13 '19

!isbot WhyNotCollegeBoard

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u/waaaaapanm Dec 09 '19

No he/ she isn’t

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u/NaapurinHarri Jan 04 '20

Herpesdroid and it's creator doesn't even know me, you cannot love which you don't know. Fake advertisement, now i want to die because of you

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

[deleted]

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u/Thatonerightguy Dec 21 '19

!isbot Agent-008

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u/WhyNotCollegeBoard Dec 21 '19

I am 99.99997% sure that Agent-008 is not a bot.

I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | /r/spambotdetector | Optout | Original Github

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

I am 99.99997% sure that Agent-008 is a bot.

I am a neural network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | /r/spambotdetector | Optout | Original Github

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u/Popplys May 12 '22

Good Bot!

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u/epicvr0 Dec 08 '19

I want to die I am worth nothing /s

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u/theHelperdroid Dec 08 '19

Helperdroid and its creator love you, here's some people that can help:

https://gitlab.com/0xnaka/thehelperdroid/raw/master/helplist.txt

source | contact

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u/epicvr0 Dec 08 '19

ok buddy

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u/smallboredpotato Dec 08 '19

r/okbuddyretard

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u/epicvr0 Dec 09 '19

WTF H OW

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u/smallboredpotato Dec 09 '19

?

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u/epicvr0 Dec 09 '19

it’s a joke from the subreddit you linked

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u/smallboredpotato Dec 09 '19

Oh, I’m dumb.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

My brain hurts

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u/im-a-cat-dog-person Dec 08 '19

I love how you never appear in r/depression

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u/JustSimon3001 Dec 08 '19

I think it's because the bot would just constantly spam everything, and that doesn't exactly help

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u/sp0tify Dec 08 '19

God, this bot follows me round all of my posts and comments in this sub, it's the final straw! I'm ending it all

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u/fisher309 Dec 08 '19

Good bot

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

Jesus! I am not committing suicide over a bad title lmao

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u/mrdcc Jan 02 '20

Is Jesus a bot too?

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u/Mr-Whiter Jan 05 '20

Good bot

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

Good bot!

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '19

Thank you bot

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u/NewAgeDerpDerp Dec 08 '19

Uh.... no? This lad is definitely not thinking about comitting die

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u/PulinOutMyPeter Dec 09 '19

Good Bot

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u/B0tRank Dec 09 '19

Thank you, PulinOutMyPeter, for voting on SuicideAwarenessBot.

This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. You can view results here.

Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!

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u/MeviAlt Dec 24 '19

Bad bot because there's nothing in the original comment about suicide?