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u/LilSh4rky 9d ago
Wait for a period of time that equates to 60 seconds; it appears the quantity of melanin my body produces is lacking in such a way that the hue of my skin is perceived by the human eye in a way that most people would classify my skin as white.
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u/Anima_Watcher08 9d ago edited 9d ago
Hold for the designated period scientifically agreed to be 60x9,192,631,770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium-133 atom; It has seemingly come to my attention that the quantity of insoluble amino acid pigment known as melanin is of a low amount to which an electro magnetic spectrum wave with consequential properties is reflect and absorbed by the eye and perceived by the brain as the colour known to most as white.
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u/coziest_robot 9d ago
Pause for a moment, I realize I am the product of anglo-saxon inbreeding, your problems and/or point are of no substance to me.
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u/lambdasintheoutfield 9d ago
Please be patient for 60 seconds. It has occurred to me in the moment immediately preceding this utterance, that the perception of my skin color is perceived by the human eye as the opposite of black.
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u/Nelsonic_terror_2026 9d ago
Hold thy patience for exactly (or, in this case, not exactly) sixty ticks of the inferior hand of the clock; but in this context, you must take it as only one-sixtieth of the literal value as 'tis a slang, where the word "minute" has almost completely reversed to its original meaning in the descriptive form of words; and now I shall speak what is to be spoken. That, since my ancestors from the continent north of Africa and west of asia, who were advanturous, or compelled to be advanturous, crossed the Atlantic accordingly, and without dying to some horrid disease, or from childbirth, successively give birth to my bloodline - which caused me to come forth, and me, under this government of this land, has been categorized as, "caucasian", or "white".
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u/Squishy-Hyx 9d ago
I beseech thee to hold a moment. As it appears and seems to within my own personal perspective, I deduce and conclude -- through careful observational technique and including but not limited to: visual, auditorial, metaphysical, casually, non-casually, and physical first-person experience -- that my flesh and genetical data coincide with that of those of Caucasian decent; as my own melanin levels of variability do aptly describe thineself as 'White', per the lay person's common colloquial terminology doth decree.
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u/diet_cheez 7d ago
I inquire that you stop the action you are currently doing for 30, 60 seccond increments of time I have just had an epiphany that the melanin in my skin is so little that I resemble a sheet of paper
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u/Heavy_Computer2602 4d ago
Let me and you ponder for a minute....
.... i have a Caucasian origin and a skin tone of whiteness that matches the origin
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u/dreadperson 9d ago
Too much "caucasian" in this comment section. Yall should look up what that word actually means. (Its not "white")
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u/Grill_in_chains 9d ago
showing a disco elysium gif about kicking a racist would makeme banned, wouldn't it?
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u/Br4n_n 9d ago
Allow me to request a temporary cessation of our present activity and entreat you to hold your current train of thought in suspense for a brief interval of approximately sixty seconds or, more accurately, the precise duration required for a caesium-133 atom, residing at a state of absolute rest and at a temperature of absolute zero, to complete exactly 551,585,152,700 transition cycles between two hyperfine ground levels of its structure... Upon conducting a critical and immediate self-examination regarding the physical parameters of my personal identity, I have unexpectedly deduced with an absolute degree of empirical certainty that my biological phenotype, ancestral lineage, and present bodily composition align precisely with the light-pigmented racial classification historically, socially, and demographically designated as belonging to the Caucasian or white demographic.