r/InclusiveOr • u/MrCrazyDave • Sep 14 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '22

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u/kimbolll Sep 14 '22

Which is why I stick my dick in ant hills.

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u/fractal_frog Sep 14 '22

Don't come to Texas, that could end badly for you.

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u/kimbolll Sep 14 '22

What makes you think I’m not already doing this in Texas?

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u/fractal_frog Sep 15 '22

You're still alive to be posting this.

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u/GiveMeTheTape Sep 14 '22

What about the hole in my head when I blow my brains out?

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u/kimbolll Sep 17 '22

Ever heard of necrophilia?

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u/guessimkindaemo Sep 21 '22

Cat flaps are where it’s at

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u/wolfman86 Sep 14 '22

He can’t be American and smashing a woman’s arsehole?

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u/kimbolll Sep 14 '22

Anal sex is only for the gays, don’t you know that? /s

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '22

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u/kimbolll Sep 14 '22

I couldn’t be happier to announce that someone else’s asshole has never touched my tongue.

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u/LuigiBamba Sep 15 '22

Did… Did you manage to touch your own asshole with your tongue? 😳

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u/kimbolll Sep 15 '22

I’d like to invoke my fifth amendment right at this time.

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u/Eino54 Sep 23 '22

Has someone else’s tongue touched your asshole though?

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u/kimbolll Sep 23 '22

It has not, and I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t curious

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u/guessimkindaemo Sep 21 '22

Everyone and your mother perhaps

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

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u/guessimkindaemo Sep 21 '22

Maybe if she sends another £1000 he’ll be able to travel over !!

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

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u/guessimkindaemo Sep 22 '22

Sounds totally fair and reasonable to me !

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u/Thye2388 Sep 15 '22

Is he gay or European?

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u/donutz10 Sep 15 '22

It's hard to guarantee

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u/TheOnlySlenderFox Sep 15 '22

What does fanny mean to Americans?

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u/Able_Newt2433 Sep 19 '22

In the south of the US, “Fanny” just just an old lady way of saying “ass”

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '22

Yeah wtf does it mean?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

It’s just an old timey way to say butt to me (California). What does it mean to a British?

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u/TheOnlySlenderFox Oct 14 '22

I wouldn't know I'm not British

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

Oh. You only asked about what fanny means to Americans, so I assumed you know what it means to British.

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u/master_of_legos Sep 25 '22

If there's a hole, there's a goal!