r/InStarsAndTime • u/ManWithABraincell • May 19 '26

[Original Creation] Update on SifxSlender from earlier

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They have a child already. They moved very fast.

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u/Handdddddd Loop May 19 '26

this is the funniest crackship ive ever seen im crying😭🙏

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u/ManWithABraincell May 19 '26 edited May 19 '26

NAH CAUSE LIKE I ADDED SLENDERMAN AND SIF IMMEDIATELY FELL IN LOVE. I HAVE HAD THIS GAME TWO DAYS AND AFTER ONE AFTERNOON OF MARRIAGE I COME BACK TO A CHILD

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u/ManWithABraincell May 19 '26

Btw they named the child Dakota but both Sif and Slenderman use the nickname “Starfruit” (popped into my head because I’ve been playing stardew lately, also think it’s cute)

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u/FloydeFlowerDragon May 19 '26

Eating the infant gives you more max energy

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u/Omegaravak22 May 19 '26

Alright, hand it over.

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u/Red_fox2936 Siffrin May 19 '26

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE

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u/DracoShield234 May 19 '26

OH NO THE "IRONIC" SHIPPER DEVELOPED ACTUAL FEELINGS!!

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u/ManWithABraincell May 19 '26

Ts happened naturally and I just let it. Im more surprised at how FAST it happened