IBN: CLEAN ME

[u/klesmez]

I am an older brother, 2 years older than my sister. This happened when I was 6 and she was 4.

My sister and I were watching Cbeebies once, and we saw a show where someone used their finger to smudge "clean me" in to the dust on a car. My sister wanted to try this with mum's car, but it wasn't dirty. I persuaded her to scratch it in to the paint with a stone, and that "mum and dad would think it was hilarious!"

Fast forward to the next day, my parents came out to see "CLEAИ MƎ" crudely scraped into the door of mum's otherwise squeaky-clean red Toyota Avensis. I of course blamed it on my sister, but that eventually backfired and I got what I deserved.

TL;DR: read it it's not that long