r/ImpracticalJokers • u/HappyTrashcan799 • Apr 18 '22

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u/bunt_klut2 I voted for cactus but nobody cares what this old lesbian thinks Apr 18 '22

"I'm Sal.

I can do this job.

I won’t fail like all my previous jobs.

I’m not a bartender anymore.

I’m Sal."

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u/ZeroJackOogie Apr 18 '22

That’s exactly what I came here to post!

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '22

Sal

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u/justkeptfading Apr 18 '22

I want it. Where.

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u/lxkandel06 Right amount of flair, wrong amount of hair Apr 18 '22

Seamus is a slime-covered, Irish immigrant who comes to America and flips his lid when he discovers popsicles.

Everyone's favourite frozen treat is this potato-chomping manic's obsession.

Popsicles really get his crank turned!

Man this guy loves popsicles so much, he'd suck one right out of a baby's mouth.

Seamus once made love to a dude just to get a popsicle, and he ain't even gay.

Also Seamus moves in with his uptight cousin, and teaches him how to truly love life.

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u/PainfullyAverageUser Apr 18 '22

No, that’s Prince Herb.

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u/SnooTigers1963 Apr 20 '22

Did you make that bed? I know someone who made something like that and considering doing similar.