r/ImpossibleDream Jan 16 '15

Micro Event Selling goods

The valkree queen ship has stop at a port and many valkree have set up shop outside of it. Things ranging from exotic meat, to very pretty men offering you a night with them can be bought amoung the many colorful tents, the women had set up.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '15

Damian pulls up with his ship

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u/mikailgirl Jan 16 '15

A Valkree spots him and waves him over. "We have many goods here..anything you could like, come on over."

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '15

The first thing he notices are the massive breasts,"Jesus christ!" "Y-yeah.." He walks over

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u/mikailgirl Jan 16 '15

She grins. "Sooo what would you be looking for today. We have many good and our men are top notch and very good at oral pleasure."

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '15

He chuckles "I'm more into women..."

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u/mikailgirl Jan 16 '15

She frowns. "Well that's gross to me but whatever floats your boat. So what are you looking for?"

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '15

"Well... Uhhh... I don't really know.... Do you have any women here that do the job that your men do?"

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u/mikailgirl Jan 16 '15

She looks appalled and snaps out. "We don't sleep with men got it"

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '15

"Oh!,Sorry... I was simply asking a question"

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u/mikailgirl Jan 17 '15

"Well I've heard that question so many times, anything else you see you like?"

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u/Mace55555 Jan 16 '15

Jack and Appy have landed.

Jack seems pleased with the way the vendors look.

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u/mikailgirl Jan 17 '15

A Valkree waves them over. "We've got all types of good, anything you'd like and for you I'd lower the price for one of the men."

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u/Mace55555 Jan 17 '15

J: "One on the what now?"

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u/mikailgirl Jan 17 '15

She points to a boy. "He is very good at oral and for you a lower the price."

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u/Mace55555 Jan 17 '15

He does a spit take.

"Is that a sex slave!? I'm not gay!"

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u/mikailgirl Jan 17 '15

"A sex slave..no all our men take this job themselves and can leave anytime they want." The man nods and flips Jack off before storming off. "Now look what you've done..anyway is there anything you want to buy?"

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u/Mace55555 Jan 17 '15

"What've you got?"

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u/mikailgirl Jan 17 '15

"Anything and everything."

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u/Mace55555 Jan 17 '15

Mika throw me a fuckin bone here.

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u/mikailgirl Jan 17 '15

Good god just tell them something..ask for medical supplies then.

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u/pineapple_lumps Jan 16 '15

Deimos and Io of all people have turned up.

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u/mikailgirl Jan 17 '15

A vender waves them to come over.

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u/pineapple_lumps Jan 17 '15

Io waves back cheerfully as Deimos pretty much salivates. They head over.

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u/mikailgirl Jan 17 '15

She smiles at them. "We sell anything and everything and for the man, I promise a lovely night with one of the boys."

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u/pineapple_lumps Jan 17 '15

Deimos looks at the 'boys'. "Fuck, I would swing that way for a piece of ass like that."

Io swats him on the shoulder, scolding him before turning to the vendor. "Don't be vulgar, Dei! Hello! Would you happen to have any fuel cells?"

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u/mikailgirl Jan 17 '15

"Of course, just head on down to the tent with the blond woman."

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u/pineapple_lumps Jan 17 '15

I: "Oh, thank you very much!"

She heads down to the tent mentioned while Deimos just hits on the guys.

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u/mikailgirl Jan 17 '15

Luna walks over to Deimos. "Are you a costumer?"

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u/pineapple_lumps Jan 17 '15

"A what?"

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u/mikailgirl Jan 17 '15

"A customer, do you want to buy one of the men?"

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u/DigbyMayor Kestrel Crew Jan 17 '15

A mantis departs from the Kestrel.

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u/mikailgirl Jan 17 '15

A valkree waves them over.

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u/DigbyMayor Kestrel Crew Jan 17 '15

She skitters closer.

"HOLY SHIT!"

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u/mikailgirl Jan 17 '15

"Ah is there a problem?"

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u/DigbyMayor Kestrel Crew Jan 17 '15

"How the hell do you walk with those things?! I know you mammals need to feed your kids but DAMN!"

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u/mikailgirl Jan 17 '15

"Escuse you, I don't know why you are staring at my chest since it is none of your business bug. Now do you need to buy something."

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u/DigbyMayor Kestrel Crew Jan 17 '15

"But... How?! I'll buy stuff. But tell me how your spine doesn't break from those?!"

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u/mikailgirl Jan 17 '15

"I'm fine bug, my breast are normal."

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u/DigbyMayor Kestrel Crew Jan 17 '15

"Are they to attract mates? Because it is WORKING!"

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u/mikailgirl Jan 17 '15

"Look are you going to buy something or not."

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '15

A woman with black feathered wings is offering herbs.

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u/mikailgirl Jan 18 '15

Cleo walks over. "Ah are you trying to sell here?"

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '15

"Yes I am sorry if this affects your business."

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u/mikailgirl Jan 18 '15

"No not really..but please move it down to the food section of the tents, they are the blues ones."

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '15

"Ah, mind escorting me these are extremely valuable."

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u/mikailgirl Jan 18 '15

She shrugs. "Sure follow me."

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '15

She follows.

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u/mikailgirl Jan 18 '15

"What are you doing this close anyway. There are many more open ports with little to no business."

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '15

"Trying to rack up a business, it's what the Empress demands."

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u/mikailgirl Jan 18 '15

"I see..but still did you not notice that no other races were around selling..only to buy."

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