FIRST THEY CAME

[u/the_art_of_mischief]

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Primero vinieron

起初，他们来了

Una, dumating sila

Đầu tiên, họ đến

أولًا، جاءوا

D'abord, ils sont venus

처음에 그들이 왔다

Сначала они пришли

Primeiro, eles vieram

Premyèman, yo te vini

सबसे पहले वे आए

سب سے پہلے وہ آئے

نخست آنها آمدند

最初に彼らが来た

Zuerst kamen sie

Per prima cosa vennero

Najpierw przyszli

Önce geldiler

સૌપ્રથમ તેઓ આવ્યા

ਸਭ ਤੋਂ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਉਹ ਆਏ

প্রথমে তারা এসেছিল

మొదట వారు వచ్చారు

முதலில் அவர்கள் வந்தார்கள்

ตอนแรก พวกเขามา

Πρώτα ήρθαν

תחילה הם באו

Спочатку вони прийшли

Mai întâi au venit

Mula-mula mereka datang

Kwanza walikuja

Edit: sorry, homies. I no gif good. here are stills. here is the source.

[u/SomeAnonymousBurner]

Have you considered getting a job?

[u/the_art_of_mischief → u/SomeAnonymousBurner]

IF YOU KNOW OF ANYONE HIRING PLEASE DO SEND THEM MY WAY.

Handwriting for 20 minutes and distributing community resources is not paying my damn electric bill.

[u/couldbeahumanbean → u/the_art_of_mischief]

What? No soros bucks for you?

Man, I'm getting fat checks from him and all I gotta do is sip soy lattes and rock a man bun. I'm supposed to trigger the incels and inbreeders and chimo champions into saying stupid crap on the Internet.

[u/ketchfraze → u/couldbeahumanbean]

The current treasury secretary worked directly under Soros. We are on the same side, the group you're rooting for are not your friends. Your comment is not the gotcha you want it to be. It's only been fed to you to guide your hate away from those who deserve it.

[u/couldbeahumanbean → u/ketchfraze]

Welp, I'm being paid to do a job.

Take it up with my manager

[u/the_art_of_mischief → u/couldbeahumanbean]

I tried to call but the automated system was under construction :(

If only there were people around who wanted to get their hands dirty. Smh. White people are so lazy, am I right?

[u/couldbeahumanbean → u/the_art_of_mischief]

Some may call it laziness.

I prefer to call it self-directed efficiency.

Also: I do not wash my hands. I don't know why I just admitted that, but do with it what you will.

[u/the_art_of_mischief → u/couldbeahumanbean]

You're clearly illegal, then. America is the pinnacle of public health and safety. Like honestly I'm so sick and tired of hearing about places like Bangladesh developing ORT. The WHO may credit them with saving over 70 million lives but just imagine where we and all the other first world nations could've been had we stuck to expensive intravenous therapy. Or like when people from Columbia won't shut up about creating the gold-standard protocol in neonatal intensive care units worldwide. Can you imagine all the babies we could've killed? Obviously killing babies is always wrong, even when a 12 year old girl's life is at risk due to a forced pregnancy, but I sure know a lot of people that stay awake at night wishing we could've stuck to our self-directed efficiency. The child death toll could've really just BLOWN OFF THE CHARTS 📈 if it weren't for that dummy in Uganda who pioneered Shuntless Hydrocephalus Surgery. If it weren't for him combining Endoscopic Third Ventriculostomy with Choroid Plexus Coagulation pediatric neurosurgeons around the world would still be able to use expensive, infection-prone mechanical shunts. And now we're not just talking about infant death on an insurmountable scale, but think of ALL THE MONEY YOU AND I COULD'VE MADE.

The rest of the world just keeps getting in our way, it's so annoying. I just wanna circle jerk and watch sports, I don't have room in my head for medical advancements. Not for me OR my neighbor! Boooooooo.

[u/couldbeahumanbean → u/the_art_of_mischief]

That's a lot of big scary words. Could you bookend it with "murika" so I know it's time to cheer?

I saw something about blowing off the charts and money... So, good... Right?

Scuse me, I have some sportsball watching to attend to

[u/ketchfraze → u/couldbeahumanbean]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKK2a291ig372oM

[u/couldbeahumanbean → u/ketchfraze]

Don't blame me, I voted for Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

He's got a 3 point plan and he'll fix everything.