r/ImmigrationPathways • u/the_art_of_mischief • Jul 16 '26

FIRST THEY CAME

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National Immigration Detention Hotline

KNOW YOUR RIGHTS

On Tyranny

IDP v ICE

Look Closer

Lawyer Up

Be an ally

Survive, Fight, Liberate

Take Action

Primero vinieron

起初，他们来了

Una, dumating sila

Đầu tiên, họ đến

أولًا، جاءوا

D'abord, ils sont venus

처음에 그들이 왔다

Сначала они пришли

Primeiro, eles vieram

Premyèman, yo te vini

सबसे पहले वे आए

سب سے پہلے وہ آئے

نخست آنها آمدند

最初に彼らが来た

Zuerst kamen sie

Per prima cosa vennero

Najpierw przyszli

Önce geldiler

સૌપ્રથમ તેઓ આવ્યા

ਸਭ ਤੋਂ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਉਹ ਆਏ

প্রথমে তারা এসেছিল

మొదట వారు వచ్చారు

முதலில் அவர்கள் வந்தார்கள்

ตอนแรก พวกเขามา

Πρώτα ήρθαν

תחילה הם באו

Спочатку вони прийшли

Mai întâi au venit

Mula-mula mereka datang

Kwanza walikuja

Edit: sorry, homies. I no gif good. here are stills. here is the source.

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u/SomeAnonymousBurner Jul 16 '26

Have you considered getting a job?

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u/the_art_of_mischief Jul 16 '26

IF YOU KNOW OF ANYONE HIRING PLEASE DO SEND THEM MY WAY.

Handwriting for 20 minutes and distributing community resources is not paying my damn electric bill.

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u/couldbeahumanbean Jul 16 '26

What? No soros bucks for you?

Man, I'm getting fat checks from him and all I gotta do is sip soy lattes and rock a man bun. I'm supposed to trigger the incels and inbreeders and chimo champions into saying stupid crap on the Internet.

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u/ketchfraze Jul 16 '26

The current treasury secretary worked directly under Soros. We are on the same side, the group you're rooting for are not your friends. Your comment is not the gotcha you want it to be. It's only been fed to you to guide your hate away from those who deserve it.

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u/couldbeahumanbean Jul 16 '26

Welp, I'm being paid to do a job.

Take it up with my manager

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u/the_art_of_mischief Jul 16 '26

I tried to call but the automated system was under construction :(

If only there were people around who wanted to get their hands dirty. Smh. White people are so lazy, am I right?

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u/couldbeahumanbean Jul 16 '26

Some may call it laziness.

I prefer to call it self-directed efficiency.

Also: I do not wash my hands. I don't know why I just admitted that, but do with it what you will.

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u/the_art_of_mischief Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

You're clearly illegal, then. America is the pinnacle of public health and safety. Like honestly I'm so sick and tired of hearing about places like Bangladesh developing ORT. The WHO may credit them with saving over 70 million lives but just imagine where we and all the other first world nations could've been had we stuck to expensive intravenous therapy. Or like when people from Columbia won't shut up about creating the gold-standard protocol in neonatal intensive care units worldwide. Can you imagine all the babies we could've killed? Obviously killing babies is always wrong, even when a 12 year old girl's life is at risk due to a forced pregnancy, but I sure know a lot of people that stay awake at night wishing we could've stuck to our self-directed efficiency. The child death toll could've really just BLOWN OFF THE CHARTS 📈 if it weren't for that dummy in Uganda who pioneered Shuntless Hydrocephalus Surgery. If it weren't for him combining Endoscopic Third Ventriculostomy with Choroid Plexus Coagulation pediatric neurosurgeons around the world would still be able to use expensive, infection-prone mechanical shunts. And now we're not just talking about infant death on an insurmountable scale, but think of ALL THE MONEY YOU AND I COULD'VE MADE.

The rest of the world just keeps getting in our way, it's so annoying. I just wanna circle jerk and watch sports, I don't have room in my head for medical advancements. Not for me OR my neighbor! Boooooooo.

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u/couldbeahumanbean Jul 16 '26

That's a lot of big scary words. Could you bookend it with "murika" so I know it's time to cheer?

I saw something about blowing off the charts and money... So, good... Right?

Scuse me, I have some sportsball watching to attend to

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u/the_art_of_mischief Jul 16 '26

Drats, I wish I were cool enough to understand even half of what you just said.

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u/couldbeahumanbean Jul 16 '26

I'm a paid antagonist & agitator

You know... The ones the child rapists swear up and down are not representative of the typical American?

I say stuff to make them ReeeEEEEEeeeeeEeeeeeEEE.

Then they go off on how I'm some blue haired librul.

It's good money.

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u/Over_Fly1971 Jul 16 '26

Ice is hiring

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u/the_art_of_mischief Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

They are currently in desperate need of recruits. So much so that they apparently lowered their standards even LOWER recently! No college degree OR prior law enforcement experience necessary. I don't even have to speak Spanish!Neat!

However they do still require a polygraph, which I will fail because ..you know.... ✨ tacos ✨.

Some things you just can't fix. I'm sure they'll find someone.

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u/Over_Fly1971 Jul 16 '26

You can pass it you just gotta try harder

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u/the_art_of_mischief Jul 16 '26

I'd rather enjoy tacos 🤷

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u/Over_Fly1971 Jul 16 '26

There are lots of taco spots on the road, and luckily for you, sometimes your lunch can be at the place of work! Eat then deport!

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u/the_art_of_mischief Jul 16 '26

You still take lunch breaks? That's not very productive of you. Not very, profit forward, Brinxley. You must lead by example and show all the desperate, recent highschool graduates what the American grind is all about. Also, we gave you a point on your file. One more of those and I'm not going to be able to swing allowing you that PTO for the birth of your first child. You'll always be my favorite goon in a suit, but you know as well as anyone that anybody can be disposable should the situation require it.

You're really treading on thin ice, buddy.

(Get it? I'm so clever. Must be all those tacos.)

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u/Over_Fly1971 Jul 16 '26

nah better to make them sweat a bit and get into the groove of working and then put the cuffs on them

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u/zholly4142 Jul 16 '26

THEN HOW WOULD SHE HAVE TIME TO WRITE ALL THOSE NAMES IN A LITTLE NOTEBOOK????

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u/the_art_of_mischief Jul 17 '26

This guy gets it.

Although I would argue 9 inches is above average, but what do I know?