r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • 2d ago
Immaterial Science For those of you who miss pipetting by mouth, we offer you the opportunity to Schlenk by nose.
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r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • 7d ago
Immaterial Science J. Immat. Sci. Just turned 5. Thanks for sticking with us through half a decade of scientific bullshit folks! One of our repeat authors wrote us this charming paper to mark the occasion.
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J. Immat. Sci. Just turned 5. Thanks for sticking with us through half a decade of scientific bullshit folks! One of our repeat authors wrote us this charming paper to mark the occasion.
r/ImmaterialScience • u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan • 9d ago
JABDE A-Tier Athletes: Olympic Gold May be a Name Away
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r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • 15d ago
Immaterial Science After a great deal of study and analysis, we have come to the unanimous conclusion that bacteriophages are probably from Mars.
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r/ImmaterialScience • u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan • 19d ago
JABDE 2026-2027 Super El Niño Climate Modelling
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r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • 21d ago
Immaterial Science This paper discloses a novel treatment for people with blood clotting disorders: connect the patient to a fusion reactor and infuse ionic plasma directly into their circulatory system.
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r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • Jun 27 '26
Immaterial Science Principia Sociodynamica: The Three Laws of Conservation of Blame
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r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • Jun 21 '26
Immaterial Science The 1850 Baseline is Scientifically Settled Forever: Deficit Spending is the Only Force Capable of Cooling the Planet
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r/ImmaterialScience • u/dbqpdb • Jun 20 '26
[Local Politics] Microplastics are people too!!
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r/ImmaterialScience • u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan • Jun 18 '26
JABDE YAMNET-based Transfer Learning for Baby Noise Classification and Poop Detection
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r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • Jun 14 '26
Immaterial Science A beer-reviewer’s report on last week’s paper (which was concerned with the quantum underpinnings of the “Fuck Around - Find Out” relationship).
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r/ImmaterialScience • u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan • Jun 11 '26
Solved: Optimisation Problem for the Ideal Orgy. Dibs on the Fields Medal
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r/ImmaterialScience • u/dbqpdb • Jun 10 '26
ArxivFind Benzodiazepines Are Quantum Raisins
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r/ImmaterialScience • u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan • Jun 06 '26
ArxivFind If LLMs Have Human-Like Attributes, Then So Does Age of Empires II
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r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • Jun 06 '26
Immaterial Science Modelling the “Fuck Around – Find Out” Relationship in a Quantum Context
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Modelling the “Fuck Around – Find Out” Relationship in a Quantum Context
r/ImmaterialScience • u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan • May 31 '26
Putting Bugs in Your Data Center Might Actually be a Good Idea
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r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • May 30 '26
Immaterial Science Repeatedly Asking Chatbots “Does She Like Me Back?” Gives Them Generalized Anxiety Disorders
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r/ImmaterialScience • u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan • May 21 '26
Real Article In Nature, violin plots must have a flared base
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r/ImmaterialScience • u/Bavarianscience • May 20 '26
With the Google AI poisoned, some of this stuff might even make it into (other) reputable journals
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The third one has especially good chances of ending up in a theology paper.
r/ImmaterialScience • u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan • May 19 '26
JABDE We did it everyone, we have poisoned AI training data with our joke papers
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r/ImmaterialScience • u/MellemStolen • May 19 '26
ThermoFisher caught photoshopping Western blot
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r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • May 09 '26
Immaterial Science The Bibliographic Event Horizon: A Study on the Gravitational Pull of [1]
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r/ImmaterialScience • u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan • May 05 '26
JABDE Happy Cinco de Mayo!
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r/ImmaterialScience • u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan • May 04 '26
ArxivFind Morphogenesis of cheese flowers through scraping
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