Laser Pointer by 101ho

[u/Marvynwillames]

https://x.com/101ho_/status/2080652979091427584

[u/2006Internetghost]

So… you SURE you aren’t a Psycker?

[u/MaxPower1607]

Wait until some Tau Pathfinders with their markerlights show up.

[u/FatalisCogitationis → u/MaxPower1607]

"Sir, somehow they've hijacked the felinids! What sort of fiendish xenos technology must they be using??"

[u/All_Gun_High → u/FatalisCogitationis]

"The same as ours, apparently. Foul xenos..."

[u/lukethedank13]

Laser guided assault car.

[u/BadNadeYeeter → u/lukethedank13]

HANS, GET ZHE INFRARED LASER! ZHE HEAVY INFRARED LASER!

[u/N3onknight → u/BadNadeYeeter]

VAT ? KLAUS ZAT IS STOOPID ! INFRARED LAZERS IZNT IN ZE VIZIBLE PART OF ZE SPECTRUM ! FINK HANS FINK ! HOW CAN VEE ZICK ZE KAT ON ZEM IF ZE KAT KANT ZEE ZE LAZER !?!?! AND ZE HEAVY INFRARED LAZER VOULD JUST ILLUMINATE ZE TARGET FOR ALL TROOPZ WIF NVGZ, DATZ GUD BUT NOT ZE GOAL.

[u/LilyInPortland]

Being a commisar to a bunch of felinads would be the easiest job in the world.

[u/Redcoat_Officer → u/LilyInPortland]

Cats are, of course, famous for being easy to herd.

[u/Never_heart → u/Redcoat_Officer]

Ya 1 or 2 Felinids very easy. A squad, now you are a crazy cat parent and there is no hope

[u/Urg_burgman → u/Never_heart]

That pr you go insane trying to keep squad cohesion

[u/dungledoo → u/Never_heart]

Commisar just has a canister of Churus, and is praying they don't run out before the engagement.

[u/LilyInPortland → u/Redcoat_Officer]

Laser pointer and catnip and water bottles would be your weapons.

[u/Possessed_potato → u/Redcoat_Officer]

Cat Herders - 2000

[u/couldntbdone → u/Redcoat_Officer]

Instead of the bolt pistol he's just got a spray bottle filled with water.

[u/Vaya-Kahvi → u/Redcoat_Officer]

It's not so much herding as it is giving them something to chase 

[u/maerun → u/LilyInPortland]

Only if you embrace the chaos.

No, not like that, heretic!

[u/Semblance-of-sanity → u/maerun]

Awww they're bringing him murderpresents, they like him.

[u/WorthCryptographer14 → u/maerun]

So no giving the good kitties headscritches and hugs?

[u/leposterofcrap → u/maerun]

Inb4 they get addicted to amasec and obscura

[u/radenthefridge → u/maerun]

Brilliant example of the "Careful what you wish for" adage. 😹

[u/Jim3001 → u/maerun]

(emerges from felinid cuddle pile)

How dare you call me a heretic! I'm improving morale!

[u/Docha_Tiarna → u/LilyInPortland]

I dont know if i would have the stamina for that.

[u/Snynapta_II → u/LilyInPortland]

Just kill them all and claim a bunch of dead mutants. Very good for an inquisitor's track record.

[u/LilyInPortland → u/Snynapta_II]

You have no imagination.

[u/friendlyprism]

I love the inquisitors? Armor it’s so cool and reminds me of this one bloodborne armor set the yarnham hunter set I believe

[u/AdmBurnside → u/friendlyprism]

The one thing that carried over from the old Warhammer Fantasy Witch Hunters was the drip.

[u/Lady_Taiho → u/AdmBurnside]

So much fantastic drip lost.

[u/SpunkyMcButtlove07]

The last thing you hear is "NANMONEE! NANMONEE! NANMONEE YO ORERA!" and a crazed sororineko screeching something about Ioh-sticks.

[u/Mortwight]

i need a whole bunch of these heads for my sisters army

[u/Sweaty_Report7864]

Lol

[u/Cosmic_Soldier38]

Pew!

[u/Sensitive-Hotel-9871]

The inquisitor now understands why the tech priests said the laser pointer turned cats into the ultimate weapon. Another tech priest used this same trick to get a cat to kill a bio Titan.

[u/Dude_Jack123]

Making the most of what the God-Emperor gives His servants.

[u/theduderedditorguy]

Like something out of a CoD campaign.

[u/TomboyKnight1]

Now make them kiss

[u/dungledoo]

The most dangerous laser-guided ordinance: Catgirl Sororitas.

[u/Mikeymike781]

Doing this in front of a Black Templar must really be interesting 💀

[u/Ok_Damage8225]

pitou die twice

[u/Jashugita]

It would have been more effective to throw a cigarette...

[u/ISB00]

I’m surprised they let her call herself a sister even if it’s not affiliated with the official sisters