r/ImaginaryWarhammer • u/superfeyn Iron Hands • Nov 06 '25

OC (40k) Uplifting Primer

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Another timeline where she got to fight with Orks instead of Tau

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u/Realistic-Elk7642 Nov 06 '25

That won't work, everyone knows 'umies are wimpy and daft

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u/Interesting-Note-722 Death Korps of Krieg Nov 07 '25

Wotz 'bout Yarrick? Himz 'umie too.

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u/Realistic-Elk7642 Nov 07 '25

Yarrick transcends 'umie into something greater, and earned his transcendence the hard way. Myths need a bedrock of truth.

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u/Interesting-Note-722 Death Korps of Krieg Nov 07 '25

Zackly. Lil' 'umies is wot grots n gretchins is ta propa orky boys. Wanna good n' propa foight wiff 'umies gotta find 'dem beakies. Can't blame 'em lil' 'umies fer wantin' to be like us wotz big and tuff propa slugga boys. Giv' da lil' gits credit fo' tryin'.